Liar!

[Mr_spamamam]

I conviced a girl in a bar that i was an electrican (I'm not) and that in order to gound ourselves from the electric currents our clothing is really made out of a plastic fiber that can withstand a million volts of electricity

 

[Womlet]

The following statement is true.
This statement is false.

I am pretty sure what you where going for is:

The following statement is false.
The previous statement is true.

I dont see the point in lying. Though I can't say I have never lied. If put in a spot that I dont want to tell the truth I do what any politician would do. I say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand. I also think telling half truths is lying.

Just a little mind game I was playing...if it boggles you, you're a simpleton. I'm trying to start a new meme. /dubious exposition

What you said wasnt a mind game. thanks for the insult though.

I once convinced a bus load of people on a trip i was taking that I was black; even though I am clearly as white as fresh winter snow.

 

[Agent Larkin]

I have been waiting for this thread!!!

(Just a note most people in my school/wider social area are idiots)

Right lets get cracking:

I have convinced people that I am Jewish
I have convinced people I am British
I have (and im proud of this one) convinced people that I am from the Isle of Man
I once told a girl that Izzy dies at the end of the latest series of Grey's Anatomy (Actually turned to be what happened)
I have conned people out of soooo much spare change it is not even funny
I have convinced people that I have performed in amateur productions of King Lear
I have made people believe I was an orphan
And I can generally bullshit my way through any conversation.

 

[HT_Black]

The following statement is true.
This statement is false.

I am pretty sure what you where going for is:

The following statement is false.
The previous statement is true.

I dont see the point in lying. Though I can't say I have never lied. If put in a spot that I dont want to tell the truth I do what any politician would do. I say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand. I also think telling half truths is lying.

Just a little mind game I was playing...if it boggles you, you're a simpleton. I'm trying to start a new meme. /dubious exposition

What you said wasnt a mind game. thanks for the insult though.

I once convinced a bus load of people on a trip i was taking that I was black; even though I am clearly as white as fresh winter snow.

First up: How did you do that? I managed to convince everyone I know that I'm half-irish, even though I look like I'm from North Mexico-- because I Am half-Irish. How did you pull that stunt off?
Second: no, I wasn't trying to insult you-- I was trying to complement you, seeing as you were quite clearly not boggled by my fake paradox.

More lies:
I have convinced people that I'm British
I've convinced people that I'm gay (accidentally)
I've convinced people that Clark Howard is Billy Mays' natural sucessor, and that Vince the pretender is responsible for his murder.

 

[ae86gamer]

I don't lie... I just never say the truth.

 

[Crofty]

I don't lie, I write fiction with my mouth.

 

[Womlet]

The following statement is true.
This statement is false.

I am pretty sure what you where going for is:

The following statement is false.
The previous statement is true.

I dont see the point in lying. Though I can't say I have never lied. If put in a spot that I dont want to tell the truth I do what any politician would do. I say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand. I also think telling half truths is lying.

Just a little mind game I was playing...if it boggles you, you're a simpleton. I'm trying to start a new meme. /dubious exposition

What you said wasnt a mind game. thanks for the insult though.

I once convinced a bus load of people on a trip i was taking that I was black; even though I am clearly as white as fresh winter snow.

First up: How did you do that? I managed to convince everyone I know that I'm half-irish, even though I look like I'm from North Mexico-- because I Am half-Irish. How did you pull that stunt off?
Second: no, I wasn't trying to insult you-- I was trying to complement you, seeing as you were quite clearly not boggled by my fake paradox.

More lies:
I have convinced people that I'm British
I've convinced people that I'm gay (accidentally)
I've convinced people that Clark Howard is Billy Mays' natural sucessor, and that Vince the pretender is responsible for his murder.

first: sorry I misconstrued what you said. I thought you where insulting me.

second: It was really easy actually. I made up a place in africa that my supposed family came from. Then I said during the crusades they moved to Ireland(i actually am part irish) to get away from the war torn area. After that I told them the high latitude and being around lots of white people changed our skin to a light color over many generations. way-la! suddenly a bus load of people beleived I was black. The first time I told the story it was more drawn out with greater detail; thus making it more believable. I suppose it would have been easier to say I came from a mix racial family and that by chance I came out white. but the long story made it more fun.