Day 120: It turns out Bob can reproduce fast and assexually. Good god! There's hundreds of him! Get away you ferrets!
Life of the wanderer
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Day 121: Turns out Bob can't actually reproduce. Some kind of blob monster is responsible for the duplicates. We team up and purge the abominations with fire. That's Bob's phrasing, in case you are curious. He was rather offended by the whole ordeal.
Day 123: The ranger decided to come along wih us fighing crime ad restoring order to the world. Though like everything except Bob that tags along with me, she died from a few surviving Bob dopplegangers. But hey free stuff.
Day 126: The small widget appears to be a drill ornament, so I tie it into a necklace with some string I found.
Bob tried to punch me in the face again; my response was to take a hollowed-out coconut shell, drill some airholes in it, and try to trap Bob in it. Bob wasn't amused.
Bob tried to punch me in the face again; my response was to take a hollowed-out coconut shell, drill some airholes in it, and try to trap Bob in it. Bob wasn't amused.
Day 127: I have learnt that Bob is a spy for the aliens that kidnapped me once! I learnt this through lazing wri.. I mean when an alien data pad that just happened to not get burnt up in the atmosphere and just happened to land in front in me without any significant damage to it and just happened to contain this data. I am conflicted as to what I should do with Bob now.
Day 128: With no food and knowledge that he is a traitor, I kill and eat Bob. Ferret tastes good, but I will miss having a companion.
Day 129: Apparently I killed Bob's identical good twin Awesome McNicekind Hero. Woops. I began to interrogate Bob today by torturing him with internet memes. Note: Find out what an internet meme is.
Day 130: Unable to find out what a meme is, I torture Bob by reading excerpts of 101 Ways to Cook a Ferret. He urinates himself halfway in the first recipe. I find out little, but maybe tomorrow.
Day 131: Again no luck. Bob has preserverence. I'll give him that. But i'm only have way through and Bob is already shitting his pants. It's beginning to stink up the place. I must of a new tactic otherwise Cazadors are going to be attracted to the smell!
Day 133: I ask Bob something. He responds, but halfway through begins singing about moving to "Bell Air".
... Yeah I have no idea either. I poke him.
... Yeah I have no idea either. I poke him.
Day 136: Those recipes on how to cook a ferret don't matter anymore since Bob managed to get on one of his alien friends spaceship and escape today. Instead I have to eat twinkies which I found. I hate twinkies.
Day 138: I punted Bob into a lake after he tried going after my Twinkies again. Don't think I haven't forgotten your treachery, Bob...