Light-Sabers

[Disaster Button]

How about a Light-Saber that emits awesome one liners everytime it slice into someone.

Yes that is the best I can come up with because someone else stole the Light-Saber Chainsaw idea.
*single tear*

 

[Acidwell]

Have it so that your super powered jedi can choose the shape of the blade not just the length, that way you can have the lightaxe as mentioned above as well as a light whip, light club or anything else you want.

how do you bend the light for the whip without mirrors? though interesting

Using the force. This isn't real life or am i completely lost

...Dude, someone draw a lightsaber chain saw, that really *is* the shit..

I heard someone tell me once that The Force causes the laser in the thing to bend back on itself. Am I imagining that?

It's also an mp3 player and says "Rick James, biatch!" upon fatalities?

Or maybe it changes colour when in proximity to opposite force alignment.

LotR Sting ftw. It glowed whenever orcs were near.

The films made me laugh so much with that because it was always someone else that saw it never frodo, he would have been screwed if there was no-one with him

 

[Woodsey]

It's a lightsabre - what could be cooler (and nerdier) than that?

 

[Tiny116]

How about a lightsaber that works for non kick as martial artist, so it morphs into a lightshield as well, don't have to worry about hitting enemy lasers back just flip a switch and hold in a aggressive direction.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[DarkLight523]

Who says lasers can't kill?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kYRGBdTq80

 

[Soxafloppin]

Lightsabre nunchuka

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Or...even better...LIGHTSABER CHAIN-SCYTHE.
O_O

....

 

[Latinidiot]

Those things that Axel had in Kingdom Hearts, but everything except the handle made of the light.

Chakrams

 

[anthony87]

How about.....a light-saber boomerang?

 

[Mr Wednesday]

Light Sabers are cool.
I have this fan character who, for simplicity's sake, let's say is something like a super-powered Jedi.

Sounds a bit Mary Sue.

 

[drphil1234]

A Lightsaber Whip would be cool, although that was in a book a read years ago.

Lightsaber gloves that envelop the hands or even the whole body in a makeshift lightsaber would also be cool.

 

[digipinky75910]

It's saber.

OT: Daggers, claws, wakizashi style blades, and pikes have all been done before and are all cannon. Though I suppose you could make the hilt more decorative. Such as basing it off the Phantasy Star weapons. Those are quite awesome.

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Ooh, that is pretty. (And again to everyone, awesome ideas!)

Light Sabers are cool.
I have this fan character who, for simplicity's sake, let's say is something like a super-powered Jedi.

Sounds a bit Mary Sue.

This is why I said "for simplicity's sake". He isn't really a Jedi, and has no Force powers at all. I just didn't want to bore you with the details you wouldn't be interested in. Actually he's a real character from an anime you don't know, modified a bit.

 

[Kamaitachi]

electric maybe? super heated metal rod?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Lightsaber flail.

 

[Mr Wednesday]

This is why I said "for simplicity's sake". He isn't really a Jedi, and has no Force powers at all. I just didn't want to bore you with the details you wouldn't be interested in. Actually he's a real character from an anime you don't know, modified a bit.

Still sounds a bit Mary Sue.

 

[andrat]

Have it so that your super powered jedi can choose the shape of the blade not just the length, that way you can have the lightaxe as mentioned above as well as a light whip, light club or anything else you want.

how do you bend the light for the whip without mirrors? though interesting

The Jedi use the force to make it act whip-like.

 

[wooty]

Lightsaber nunchucks!

That....is.....brilliant!

Who says lasers can't kill?

Also, why is Neelix reporting on lasers? He got nothing better to do?

 

[MagicMouse]

about that diagram, how can plasma pass through a lense? its superheated gas, not light.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Or...even better...LIGHTSABER CHAIN-SCYTHE.
O_O

....

I just blew your mind. *flexes, flaunts awesome*

To be fair, I did just add the Shinji And Warhammer 40K example to the Chainsaw Good page on TVTropes, so I was thinking about various chain-weapons. How would that presentation go?

"I present to you, the latest in the I-series Eva weaponry! IN HIS Name! Raven Class PROG CHAINSCYTHE!!!" *lights up dark corner of warehouse, reveals pure distilled AWESOME*

...
That'd be epic.