Like Yahtzee, I detest small children...

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Captain Pancake

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I agree, some form of physical punishment, however light, should be allowed for discipline's sake. I think it'll learn them more to not steal from little timmy up the road if you gave them a smack on the head as opposed to a more PC approach.
 

vodkainferno

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BringBackBuck said:
Kids are mostly stupid because people are mostly stupid. Stupid people raise stupid kids.

The real problem is that whilst the trailer trash and rednecks are breeding like rabbits, too stupid to use contraception and raising kids they have neither the common sense or resources to support, the intellectual cream of the crop is sitting on the escapist whinging about how much they hate kids.

Your hatred of children dooms mankind to generations of Jerry Springer and Rob Schneider movies.
Survival of the fittest... that will become the bs of society. Its now about who can reproduce faster.
I'll probably have children, but I'll make sure they don't become the monsters I see.
 

Captain Schpack

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Pyromaniac1337 said:
I agree. So fucking much.
As do I. It's not so much small children (I have a neice and nephew) but any immature, loud bastard. Also, sometimes the ***** of a mom being worse than the kid. Youc almost feel sorry for the kid having deal wih a mom like that.
 

stone0042

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I agree with physical punishment, as long as it is deserved, not overly severe, and by a parent. Also, it should be done sparingly. Worked on me
 

The DSM

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I hate nearly every one.

Small children are right near the top of my hatred list.

There shrill voices give me shivers :S
 

rokkolpo

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yeah correct. parents are to blame.

i got hit by my dad when i did something stupid,worked for me.
(whole lot better then getting yelled at)
 

Ekonk

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How about fathers.

AAAAnnyway, most of the time the parents are to blame. Not the child.
 

Beastialman

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Internet Kraken said:
Okay, stop acting like violence is the perfect solution to all these parenting problems. I'm not saying physical discipline is bad, but it doesn't allow an incompetent parent to properly discipline their children. They will still suck at parenting, even if they sue physical discipline.
Not according to Bill Cosby! I went to go see him live at a show and he ended the night with jokes about how child abuse creates manners in the child, and prevents child hood obesity. (Yes he really said that).
 

Ryuk2

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''Like Yahtzee,...''
Seriously? WTF is wrong with people? Yahtzee is not the only on in the world who hates children!
Yes, i hate children, but don't say that i have similarities with Yahtzee.
 

thepj

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TheNamlessGuy said:
vodkainferno said:
OT: This isn't abuse, it is a bit of pain that shows that the kid is not in charge. Trust me, I was raised this way...
That is still illegal, you do know that?
The only legal time a parent can hit their kid is if they ask for it or if they hit first, and then only to take them down

maybe where YOU live

OT: i'm with you on this, kids need dicipline, and parents need to become better, hell if i ahd my way families over2 kids would be banned and teenages would be banned from even thinking about breeding until they could be educated and could catagoricaly prove through tests that they could take care of their kids (also they'd have to be a certain age)
 

thepj

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Kollega said:
Pegghead said:
Great...another child hater here on the escapist. Did hating humanity in general get old for all of you?
This.

You know, i was beaten as a child - not very often, even. The result? My mind is a howling toxic wasteland even Sigmund Freud would have really hard time sorting out. I'm pretty much insane by all standards. My good qualities, on the other hand, have nothing to do with it. Being beaten motivated only hate and desire for revenge.

And people... you know who else was abused as a child? Adolf Hitler. I am sure it had some impact on his mental condition.

i feel sorry for your mental state but i have been waiting for my whole life to say this:

GODWIN'S. LAW.

you have just lost all credibility
 

klaynexas3

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mothers think that their children are little angels from above, or they were abusive and the child thinks that if their parents are this bad, why even try to be good. if you treat your child with respect but if they don't show it back at times and punish them, they'll learn to be good, but not like the kids that everyone hates because they're the teachers pet.
 

Darth Pope

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I have sort of a love hate relationship with children. Kids who are articulate and can actually communicate effectively have always fascinated me, and I try to treat them nicely when I meet kids like that.

Other than the kids in that category, I'm either or indifferent or they piss me off because they're spoiled brats.
 

Luke5515

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I got a job at a childerens section of the local amusment park. The only thing worse than the children is the parents.
 

vodkainferno

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Ryuk2 said:
''Like Yahtzee,...''
Seriously? WTF is wrong with people? Yahtzee is not the only on in the world who hates children!
Yes, i hate children, but don't say that i have similarities with Yahtzee.
Yes, but I wanted to start with an eye catcher, someone people know. And sometimes I feel worlds apart from the english culture, so I need someone we both know.
 

Syl4r

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Depends on how they've been raised. In my days i've met many nice, polite kids, and some total little shits.
 

Lemon Of Life

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Meh, they can be cute. You can't generalize. Seriously, if no one loves you, don't take it out on 5 year olds.