Like Yahtzee, I detest small children...

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Nazulu

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Baron Khaine said:
Because society at the moment is removing responsibility and turning everyone into victims.

Drug Addict? Victim
Robber shot by the person you were robbing? Victim
Made too fat by eating McDonalds? Victim

See where i'm going with this? There's no responsibility for anything anymore.
Exactly what Baron said a long with people are becoming really stupid and dependent like children themselves.

Also I agree a smack is a good way to say 'No' to your children, it does let them know it's not a good thing they are doing and they will try to avoid getting smacked in future by not doing the same thing again.
 

Kollega

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Pegghead said:
Great...another child hater here on the escapist. Did hating humanity in general get old for all of you?
This.

You know, i was beaten as a child - not very often, even. The result? My mind is a howling toxic wasteland even Sigmund Freud would have really hard time sorting out. I'm pretty much insane by all standards. My good qualities, on the other hand, have nothing to do with it. Being beaten motivated only hate and desire for revenge.

And people... you know who else was abused as a child? Adolf Hitler. I am sure it had some impact on his mental condition.
 

Romblen

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Most small children annoy me, but usually I can just ignore it. I really hate out of control kids. I'm not expecting parents to beat their children, or to yell at them. I don't think it's too much to ask to at least attempt to keep them from running all over the place screaming. What's even worse is when the parents are more immature than the kids. When I used to work at McDonald's, I came across a couple cases of this. Once there was a mother who came in with 3 kids. The mother was extremely bossy and just all around rude, while her kids were running around screaming. Not very pleasant. On a different occasion there was this grandmother that yelled and screamed at me because I was in charge of cleaning, and apparently, I need a new cleaning rag every time I clean a new surface. I was just washing tables and chairs. After she finished yelling at me, her 8 year old grandson came up to me and apologized for her behavior.
 

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I find people between the ages of 12-18 more annoying. Now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I just fucking hate teenagers. And when I turn thirty I will scorn those obnoxious twenty-somethings.

Seriously, teenagers are a pain in the ass, especially when waiting for public transportion. I can stand little kids, they haven't been around all that long and are still learning the rules, but teenagers, man, there's no reasoning with them; they're loud pack animals who don't give a shit about their surroundings. I was once one of those foul creatures, and if I could go back in time, I would love to slap around my teenaged self for being such a douchebag. For now, all I can do is turn up the volume on my ipod and sigh.
 

SextusMaximus

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I agree with you there. I was on a thread like this and thinking. You know, I don't mind small children - as long as there mother / father keeps their mouths shut.
 

Jedamethis

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Well. I'm 12, so pretty much still a 'small child' and frankly, you guys scare me now. I am a polite chap, clever, 'cute', pretty strong. My parents like me, and so do loads of other people, children and adult. I wasn't beaten. I was just shouted at. But there was this one guy, who whacked me across the face every time I saw him. I now resent that guy, and I want to beat the fuck out of him. Except he's a lot bigger and older than me, so I'm going to wait until we're both adults, and take him into a dark alley.
So going by what I know of other kids as well, you beat us, and we're going to be waiting for the chance to beat you right back.

[sub]Although the stupid ones will attack now and get crushed, and the fat ones will fall over...[/sub]
 

Kiju

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I don't really like small children. I don't really like children at all for that matter. The moment anyone under the age of 15 enters the room, I inwardly groan; and, sure enough, moments later the headaches begin.

Shrill voices, screaming that is just given a 'shh', loud, off-key singing that the parents and relatives think is cute...it all makes me want to grab the nearest boat oar and find out how many whacks it takes to get a satisfying crunch. ...ok, maybe that's a little over the top, but you get my point.

And yes, it is the mother's fault. The father's fault as well for not disciplining the child themselves, and the whole 'you cannot strike your children under penalty of law' clause that was put into effect recently. It's not that they need to be punished, it's that they need to learn what's wrong, and when, and at what times. And a swift rap to the back of the head usually gets their attention very quickly. Crying aside, they'll realize they did something wrong, then they get mad and cry harder/louder/more obnoxiously...and it escalates until you have to remove them from said location.

...I hate children.
 

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I think this is a great place to offer my sevices;

I hit you: FREE
I hit your kid: FREE
I hit someone else's kid: $10
 

Alphavillain

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Instinctively small children irritate me, but I wouldn't go so far as saying I hate them. It just seems wrong to hate kids.
What I DO hate is the way that kids have been turned into little gods who can do no wrong. Of course, this suits our modern society just fine, as they can be sold all the toys and mobile phones in the world because they have more spending power: they are, after all, "young people" (another very devisive phrase). And I think it's a pretty irreversible process. And I NEVER want to have kids of my own. Ever.
 

DemonicVixen

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Kortney said:
I have a 3 year old brother and he is the most polite, courteous and downright cute human being on the planet.

In short: It depends on the kid, and it depends on the mother.

And I am with you. Some of them are little shits that do need a good smack over the face.
Wow a brother who someone actually likes. Two of my mates hate their younger brothers.

OT: I baby sit an 8yr old girl and her 11yr old brother. The boy has behavious issues which cause him to become easily angered and violent. He also has a tendancy to want to do things his way and if he cant then he will go into a major huff and try to run off if he can (not when we are out in an unfamilar place thankgod). He touches my stuff even having been told that certain things are out of bounds but i still find them touched and once even broken. They stay the night often and end up driving me nuts. The girl isn't too bad but easily upset, she also talks far too much and loves nothing more then jumping on me to the point where i swear at least two ribs have been fractured because of it(oh and i rarely get paid for babysitting them, im more like a free best friend).
I treat them like second family, their mother and father are really nice but their mum suffers from severe depression and tends to kick them out for ages to get a break. Their 20yr old sister prefers her mates or computer rather then spending time with them and helping them on the times that she babysits them. She swears infront of them, listens to heavy metal, both she and her mother try to get the girl into "fashion" sense of what looks right and what doesn't rather then letting her make up her own mind. And the lad is aloud to play games meant for 18yr olds. I have actually watched him (aged 9) blowing up monsters or people and he knows a fair bit about the weapons he uses.

I hate watching them being spoilt and let off too easily. If the lad misbehaves when out with me im aloud to smack him (the girl included but she is usually fine), i can also ban him from getting sweets if he has money. Trouble is, as soon as they go home he gets let off and somehow ends up with sweets anyway. His mum/dad always say if they misbehave they will get grounded. No the don't. They stay in their rooms and make a noise so get kicked back out again. Drives me crazy.
When the lad broke my Rubix cube (a £10 birthday gift) which they had both been told time and time again to leave alone, the bugger decided one morning that since me and his sister were asleep that he would pull the stickers off and change them around, giving up half way through so that when i went to use it later that day everything was muddled. The stickers were ruined so i couldn't put them back on. I went down to their house and told their dad. He laughed (well, until he noticed that i was upset and angry, after all, it might just be a Rubix Cube but it was a present and how would he like it if his son had damaged something of his). He told me they would get me a new one, i said i would find a pack of the stickers and just replace them, rather then paying £10 for a new cube when the stickers were cheaper.
I never did find where to get the stickers. Instead the kids came up one day with a cheap crappy £1 immitation of a Rubix cube that they had gotten from a show. I was extremely pissed off that they thought this was going to replace my present. Needless to say i havn't used it.

Any way, i think its all to do with the parents. If the child/children are spoilt or not taught correctly then they learn that they can get away with things. They learn to grow up and litterally not care about others. When the kids don't use manners, my mum gets angry with them but as i point out, they don't know any better because their parents havent learnt to teach them properly.
 

SomeLameStuff

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This is why I'm happy to be living in asia. If a child misbehaves, the parent can go ahead and smack the child silly without breaking the law. Its only illegal if the child nearly dies.
 
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Kiju said:
I don't really like small children. I don't really like children at all for that matter. The moment anyone under the age of 15 enters the room, I inwardly groan; and, sure enough, moments later the headaches begin.

Shrill voices, screaming that is just given a 'shh', loud, off-key singing that the parents and relatives think is cute...it all makes me want to grab the nearest boat oar and find out how many whacks it takes to get a satisfying crunch. ...ok, maybe that's a little over the top, but you get my point.

And yes, it is the mother's fault. The father's fault as well for not disciplining the child themselves, and the whole 'you cannot strike your children under penalty of law' clause that was put into effect recently. It's not that they need to be punished, it's that they need to learn what's wrong, and when, and at what times. And a swift rap to the back of the head usually gets their attention very quickly. Crying aside, they'll realize they did something wrong, then they get mad and cry harder/louder/more obnoxiously...and it escalates until you have to remove them from said location.

...I hate children.
My thoughts exactly. Exactly. Really. Eerily precise.
 

WhiteRat07

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When my ex-wife and i were together i spanked my son when he misbehaved.He was always good for after me, after i split up with his mom(who doesn'r spank)he turned into a wild ass hole but is still polite and proper to me when i call or make it out to see him.Abuse isn't good but spanking reguarly helps keep them in line.
 

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vodkainferno said:
And don't give me none of this "It is wrong to hit the children" sense. In some ways it is, like to get out anger and frustration. What we shouldn't be afraid of a doing is a good smack on the back of the head for when they misbehave in public.

Thoughts?
My thoughts are "You obviously live in a nice area."

I constantly see children get hit in public, unfortunately; always burly, over-masculine, fat, rough, thick-as-pig-shit mothers or fathers hitting their children and swearing at them because they played with a ball that?s on display. If a child sees a ball it thinks ?toy? ? it?s going to play with it. The children always turn into little shits.
There's got to be a medium, hitting a child every time it pisses you off only teaches it that you get your way only by being a bully. On the other hand, sometimes a child needs to be reminded just how small they are; when people become afraid of their children it's all too much. However, when you hit your child you're showing that you've lost control of the situation. A really excellent parent wouldn't even need to, but for most of us we'll have to do it at some point if we expect a child's respect.

I don't hate children for the same reason I don't hate dogs- they should have been taught better by the person responsible for them in the first place.
 

Desert Tiger

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Children are judged by me automatically in order of inferiority. This is judged by how far I feel I could kick the child.
 

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dragon_of_red said:
So im guessing youve never had children then?

And you know, hitting children is nice and illegal now, so yeah... good luck ith that, hope you dont knock anyone up/get knocked up.
*Checks profile*

If you've had kids then you've got way bigger issues than what this guy thinks about hitting them.