Like Yahtzee, I detest small children...

[feather240]

Great...another child hater here on the escapist. Did hating humanity in general get old for all of you?

Whats wrong with a little "Aggressive Expansion" or just branching out to one thing and leaving everything else alone? lol

The only thing that annoys me than the rude/crude/idiotic kids are the arrogant parents who go
"oh my child is never/would never/ blah blah blah"
the parents that feel that their kid can do no wrong despite the 13 other kids who bums have been bashed with wedgies.

Parents like that are tools. Their child owns them and knows it. It's kind of sad really.


The thing to remember is that blaming a kids attitude for a parents means you can blame the parents attitude on their parents. My parents don't ever hit anyone anymore, but I'm traumatized, of whistling. Like stick your fingers in your mouth whistling, because outside forces factor in too. What about the school system telling us all we're special? What about the teachers that can't discipline. Don't they get in trouble for making a child feel uncomfortable now? It's never cut and dry, damn.

Thats all well and good. but then there are the fearful parents whose very thoughts make the kid's clench in fear. and in turn take it out and re act around everything else. then the parent shows up poof, fearful and quiet.

but my main point was that the parents who would never even give the 1st thought that it might be them. many parents will defend and accuse other children. thats my main point of it.
the folks that dodge their responsibility by looking for scapegoats as to why children misbehave. "Oh wait? my boy misbehaved? you must have the wrong child...... Excuse me? my child bullied your child? well to bad because he's a liar!"

see? lol
All in all when shit like this hits the fan, i just hope i have a cup of coco and some popcorn for it all.

On a side note. IF i ever had my own bastard. I'd at least have fun with it. here's a great example....


Lets say your kid(s) are walking home and in front of an old woman. then you drive up close to them while still in view of said old women (if you have a van... then this works all the better!)
Roll down your window and go
"Hey kids, you like candy? I got some candy in the car. why not hope in and have some?"

As soon as they hop in, speed off like you just took the hope diamond!

As the police that may come and find your vehicles plate. well you and the kids will play dumb. what wrong did you do? tee hee.

Make sure to be wearing ripped shorts and a tight tee-shirt. In the mean time dress up as a pedophile with sexual assault charges when babysitting kids for Halloween, or buy some glitter and be a vampire.

 

[God's Clown]

So im guessing youve never had children then?

And you know, hitting children is nice and illegal now, so yeah... good luck ith that, hope you dont knock anyone up/get knocked up.

It is only illegal if you get caught. Didn't hear it from me though.

 

[feather240]

Children can be annoying, but give them a break. You were such a kid once too. There's something very wrong in parenting if it comes to any kind of violence.

Ever worked at a daycare camp? Every kid acts like a saint, except now some of them have a phobia with glue and I can't sprint away from all of them forever. I remember having so much energy when I was really little, but now I feel jaded, and I'm going to say that again in each interval of ten years.

No, I haven't. Must be rough at times, I'd assume.
One reason for my positive outlook on kids might be because of the fact I don't really know any that can't behave at all. Some of my young cousins and my "godson" that I see few times a year are wonderful. Not at all the image of scavenging sewer rats, that some people here seem to have.

Actually they tend to be better in a group. You never end up with a set of kids whining and complaining like in movies. Most don't know each other well enough to be a real threat. They really enjoy chasing you though if you'll play along, and they will swarm you. The worst thing that happened was a wasp sting, but an adult veteran took care of that. Plus we got to make several baking soda and vinegar volcanoes for them.

 

[vodkainferno]

Thoughts?

You pretty much summed it up.

If parents beat their children for acting up then I guarantee kids would be alot more well behaved. My parents would whip my ass when I misbehaved, which was absolutely yhe reason I was a well mannered child most of the time.

I think I knew not to act out of line when the wooden spoon used to stir stew was broken over my ass...
Like you said Most of the time...

 

[RatRace123]

I despise children with a passion, they're fine as infants, until they can walk. That's when I would introduce a 13 year leash law, god children piss me off. Their incompetent parents, not so much as long as you don't blame games for your own ineptititude I don't begrudge you.

I hate to sound old, but things were alot better when you could beat your children... in public, get the ol' fear of god in them. Ahh, but look at me reminiscing.

Note: I don't hate the quiet ones, who already have the fear. But the ones who don't, need to be smacked down a bit, how are they going learn to be decent human beings, that way. At this rate everyone will think that they're good enough to do/be anything. And anyone who's gone to a public school knows that's crap. Besides, look at me, I was never beaten and look how insolent and violent I turned out.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Thoughts?

You pretty much summed it up.

If parents beat their children for acting up then I guarantee kids would be alot more well behaved. My parents would whip my ass when I misbehaved, which was absolutely yhe reason I was a well mannered child most of the time.

I think I knew not to act out of line when the wooden spoon used to stir stew was broken over my ass...
Like you said Most of the time...

Yeah, cause sometimes you just couldn't help it.

 

[vodkainferno]

I despise children with a passion, they're fine as infants, until they can walk. That's when I would introduce a 13 year leash law, god children piss me off. Their incompetent parents, not so much as long as you don't blame games for your own ineptititude I don't begrudge you.

I hate to sound old, but things were alot better when you could beat your children... in public, get the ol' fear of god in them. Ahh, but look at me reminiscing.

I wouldn't call you old, I would enjoy those days to... and I'm 16... but like many said, to a certain degree of beating...

 

[BENZOOKA]

Children can be annoying, but give them a break. You were such a kid once too. There's something very wrong in parenting if it comes to any kind of violence.

Ever worked at a daycare camp? Every kid acts like a saint, except now some of them have a phobia with glue and I can't sprint away from all of them forever. I remember having so much energy when I was really little, but now I feel jaded, and I'm going to say that again in each interval of ten years.

No, I haven't. Must be rough at times, I'd assume.
One reason for my positive outlook on kids might be because of the fact I don't really know any that can't behave at all. Some of my young cousins and my "godson" that I see few times a year are wonderful. Not at all the image of scavenging sewer rats, that some people here seem to have.

Actually they tend to be better in a group. You never end up with a set of kids whining and complaining like in movies. Most don't know each other well enough to be a real threat. They really enjoy chasing you though if you'll play along, and they will swarm you. The worst thing that happened was a wasp sting, but an adult veteran took care of that. Plus we got to make several baking soda and vinegar volcanoes for them.

Sounds like fun!

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Johny hits a baseball through his neighbors window for the 3rd time
1958
Johny's dad spanks him once, has a discussion. Johny later grows up to become a buisnessman.
2008
Johny's dad is arrested. The state psycologist tells Johny and his sister that they remember their father "abusing" them. Johny's father goes to jail. Johny gets 5 years of therapy, joins a gang. Johny's sister gets 2 years of therapy. the psycologist has an affair with Johny's mother.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Well I was belted, spanked, slapped as a kid and personally hell it made sure I would try to fuck up less.

 

[feather240]

Children can be annoying, but give them a break. You were such a kid once too. There's something very wrong in parenting if it comes to any kind of violence.

Ever worked at a daycare camp? Every kid acts like a saint, except now some of them have a phobia with glue and I can't sprint away from all of them forever. I remember having so much energy when I was really little, but now I feel jaded, and I'm going to say that again in each interval of ten years.

No, I haven't. Must be rough at times, I'd assume.
One reason for my positive outlook on kids might be because of the fact I don't really know any that can't behave at all. Some of my young cousins and my "godson" that I see few times a year are wonderful. Not at all the image of scavenging sewer rats, that some people here seem to have.

Actually they tend to be better in a group. You never end up with a set of kids whining and complaining like in movies. Most don't know each other well enough to be a real threat. They really enjoy chasing you though if you'll play along, and they will swarm you. The worst thing that happened was a wasp sting, but an adult veteran took care of that. Plus we got to make several baking soda and vinegar volcanoes for them.

Sounds like fun!

Except for two things. It was a church daycare and it had a music class. Singing+Religion=Crappy Songs

Edit: Not Hymns, but kid stuff.

 

[Treblaine]

Well to be honest there are worst things than saying you hate children. I mean saying you like children will get you put on some kind of sex offenders register.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I don't hate small children.

I hate it when the parents of those children don't do anything about them when they're being annoying.

I guess not all humans are mean't to be good parents I guess

 

[feather240]

Well to be honest there are worst things than saying you hate children. I mean saying you like children will get you put on some kind of sex offenders register.

It depends how you say it, or if television can be believed your gender and appearance.

 

[vodkainferno]

Except for two things. It was a church daycare and it had a music class. Singing+Religion=Crappy Songs

Edit: Not Hymns, but kid stuff.

Like the "I go' a fri'nd in je-sus!" Kind of kid stuff?

 

[Ham_authority95]

Johny hits a baseball through his neighbors window for the 3rd time
1958
Johny's dad spanks him once, has a discussion. Johny later grows up to become a buisnessman.
2008
Johny's dad is arrested. The state psycologist tells Johny and his sister that they remember their father "abusing" them. Johny's father goes to jail. Johny gets 5 years of therapy, joins a gang. Johny's sister gets 2 years of therapy. the psycologist has an affair with Johny's mother.

I second this.
I guess its not socially execptable for you to make your children behave anymore....

 

[YoUnG205]

Hitting a child is ok as long as it is reason. e.g. a slap round the back of the head if they is being a prick. However you don't sound all that stable to me. hope you do not have children

 

[Ham_authority95]

Yes. Err...not sure what to say here, of course there are bad parents in the world. Punishment is often crucial to learning, and is not distributed enough etc.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Children can be annoying, but give them a break. You were such a kid once too. There's something very wrong in parenting if it comes to any kind of violence.

Ever worked at a daycare camp? Every kid acts like a saint, except now some of them have a phobia with glue and I can't sprint away from all of them forever. I remember having so much energy when I was really little, but now I feel jaded, and I'm going to say that again in each interval of ten years.

No, I haven't. Must be rough at times, I'd assume.
One reason for my positive outlook on kids might be because of the fact I don't really know any that can't behave at all. Some of my young cousins and my "godson" that I see few times a year are wonderful. Not at all the image of scavenging sewer rats, that some people here seem to have.

Actually they tend to be better in a group. You never end up with a set of kids whining and complaining like in movies. Most don't know each other well enough to be a real threat. They really enjoy chasing you though if you'll play along, and they will swarm you. The worst thing that happened was a wasp sting, but an adult veteran took care of that. Plus we got to make several baking soda and vinegar volcanoes for them.

Sounds like fun!

Except for two things. It was a church daycare and it had a music class. Singing+Religion=Crappy Songs

Edit: Not Hymns, but kid stuff.

You've got a correct calculation there. That'd bother my atheist ears a bit. But I don't judge, been in all kind of church based activities and confirmation and such. Even was a senior volunteer at a confirmation camp. Somewhat 90€ for a week of basically just sunbathing, swimming, volley ball and having fun with friends. Not a bad deal if the religion doesn't bother too much. And it didn't.

 

[feather240]

Except for two things. It was a church daycare and it had a music class. Singing+Religion=Crappy Songs

Edit: Not Hymns, but kid stuff.

Like the "I go' a fri'nd in je-sus!" Kind of kid stuff?

More like...

"The Hippo Song


G C G
In the beginning God made the seas
D
And the forests filled with trees
G C G
He built the mountains up so high
D G
At the very top he placed the sky

G C G
God's fingerprints are everywhere
D
Just to show how much he cares
G C G
In between he had loads of fun
G D G
He made the hippo that weighs a ton

G C G
Hip-hip-hip-hippopotamus
D
hip-hip Hooray! God made all of us!
G C G
Hip-hip-hip-hippopotamus
D G
hip-hip Hooray! God made all of us!"

Fun Fact: A Hippopotamus is a highly territorial cold blooded killer.

Edit: Oh and the christian site with this song was filled with pop-ups. Isn't the church loaded?