Like Yahtzee, I detest small children...

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Shifty Tortoise

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I don't like the average small person, screaming and tantrums. But if it's one that knows how to shut up, sure i can put up with it.
 

vodkainferno

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Sparrow said:
That's right. Hit a small kid who can't fight back at all. Anyway...

vodkainferno said:
Mr Wednesday said:
Ever wondered why you hate children?

It's because your soul died and their joy whistles through the void it used to fill like wind through a rusty septic tank.

And there you go.
I was going to say something more so of there innocence annoys me, but... it would be the same thing.
...seriously? I mean, if anything, children should keep their innocence. Atleast they don't have to know about all the horrible things that go on in general.

I wish I lived a life of ignorance. Atleast I'd be a lot happier.
Maybe I'm just jealous that they are unaware and ignorant. I was pretty much a happy person until I realized that the world wasn't nice and shiny, and that the super-nazi-terrorist didn't live on the other side of the universe.
 

Ham Blitz

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I would agree on the bad parenting, though I do disagree on the beating. It does make discipline easier, and it can work, though I turned out very fine and orderly, and all I got for doing bad things was some small form of punishment, and yelled at by my dad if it was a big problem.
The yelling worked a lot, especially since my dad is over 6 feet tall, and was sort overweight at the time and strong. IT was very intimidating for a kid.
 

vodkainferno

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Hope Chest said:
vodkainferno said:
Hope Chest said:
vodkainferno said:
TheNamlessGuy said:
[sub]Torture and childhitting? What is wrong with you?[/sub]

OT: HEY HEY HEY!
Mothers AND FATHERS
Let's not get sexist here
The torture thing was an idea I wanted to share, so that all the world could know..

OT: This isn't abuse, it is a bit of pain that shows that the kid is not in charge. Trust me, I was raised this way...


Kortney said:
I have a 3 year old brother and he is the most polite, courteous and downright cute human being on the planet.

In short: It depends on the kid, and it depends on the mother.

And I am with you. Some of them are little shits that do need a good smack over the face.
Thank you, this is a good way of summing up what I was saying.
The title of your post is "I detest small children..." and you want us to take parenting advice from you?

I mean, isn't that like buying "The Compete Misogynists Guide to Marriage" or something?
I think I came off in the wrong way. Yes, I detest being around small children, mostly for the fact that now a days, all I see are little monsters. Small children can be fine, but lately all I see are monsters. And I rationalize, the people who should be teaching them social ways, are doing it wrong.
You also assume they're not being raised the way you were. Maybe they're being raised the same you were, and you were just weird and were able to turn out alright even though you too were raised wrong.
Or vice versa. They are not weird for not following in line. Who knows!
 

smartyknickers

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I too hate children, especialy in theaters. Just because we are watching a kid's movie doesn't give you license to ignore your kid babbling over the movie. I have always thought that you shouldn't take your kid to see good children's movies. That is why we have shit like Alvin and the Chipmunks. Nobody cares because nobody over the age of 12 is there volentarily.
 

Doc Theta Sigma

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While not someone with a fondness for children, I tolerate them most of the time. Babies I'm fine with. It's around 2-4 year olds that annoy me the most. The tantrum years... Dreaded by parents everywhere. For discipline though, my parents used a method that I myself use when babysitting. Ignoring them. If a kid is acting up when I'm babysitting, kicking doors, throwing things and screaming etc, I just ignore them. And it works every single time. You know why? Because most of the time they do it for attention. Every single time I've ignored a kid I'm babysitting, I've only acknowledged that they're there when they start behaving and calm down. It takes a while but it works. They're like dogs but a bit less intelligent.
 

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Julianking93 said:
Sightless Wisdom said:
Julianking93 said:
Am I really the only person here who likes children?
Yes.
Why is that? Kids are great.

They can be little fuckers but so can anyone else in the world. There are more good children than there are nice adults (at least from my experience.)
Your probably right, the thing is there are more loud kids than there are loud adults. I have no problem with kids being bitchy as long as they shut up. They never do sadly.(There are always exceptions of course)
 

Karlaxx

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Eh, how people raise their children is so incredibly subjective that I'm not even going to touch it. We'll all still have our own opinions no matter who says what here.

Edit: Although I do tend to detest anyone who fails to do something that I would consider necessary or second nature. But most people do that anyway.
 

Maze1125

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Studies have clearly shown that, so long as punishment is consistent, physical and non-physical punishments are equally effective.

The only difference is that smacking your child takes less effort to be consistent with.

So the question isn't "How good a parent are you?" but "How lazy a parent are you?"
 

Hazy

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Julianking93 said:
Am I really the only person here who likes children?
I don't really mind children of the well behaved variety.

Though the bratty ones who can do nothing but whine like they're trying to save their own life piss me right the hell off.
 

Baghram

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Nothing wrong with a educational slap, I got it a couple of times and it worked. There is a difference between beating a kid, and a educational slap that many people do not seem to get.

Beating a kid is, when a kid is throwing a tantrum you immediately resort to excessive violence. Ie: A grown up punching/slapping a kid with all his/her strength is a example of this.
Or, while not hitting very hard, multiple hits untill the child is completely 'beat up.'
Anything that is classified as excessive violence.

A educational slap is: When a child is throwing a tantrum over sweets like the one you saw in the video. And after multiple warnings still insists on throwing the tantrum, giving the child a tap, not strong enough to make it severely hurt, but enough to shock them out of their tantrum, followed by a severe warning is in my opinion not bad parenting.

People, talk a lot about 'Child abuse' and every parent that results to violence fails as a educator, but it all needs to be viewed in context and matters of severity.

Example one: Resorting to excessive violence immediatly without further delay
Example two: Giving the child a 'wake up call' after multiple warnings and conversations. Educational Slaps are there to enforce the boundaries you have set for your child when all other matters fail, and only as a last resort.

My parents only hit me three times in my whole life, and looking back at it, I deserved it. And overal it has made me a better kid and person today.
 

smartyknickers

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Dr Grimoure said:
Here is a little story:

I was on a plane, going to Tokyo, Japan on a Foreign exchange student when I was a Junior. Well there were these twins sitting next to me ( I was by the window ) and there mother was sitting on the right. Here is a little map:

XXX XXM kkm

X = random person
M = Mother
k = Kid
m = Me

Well anyway the one on the far right was a very polite and asked if I wanted a soda. I kindly said no thank you. Well his brother was the most annoying little shit I have ever met. He repeatedly punched me and yelled at me. I told his mother if she could take care of him, she told me to fuck off and then started to take out a bottle of vodka and drink it. Well the little shit then decided to bite me, so what did I do? I smacked the little bastard across the face. The mother looked at me and started to yell, "DONT YOU HIT MY CHILD!" Well I stood up and said "How about this, do some god damned parenting and stop drinking the FUCKING ALCOHOL YOU STUPID *****!" Luckily most of the other people did not speak english and were asleep. So the kid never moved or said another word the rest of the flight, he even apoligized before he left the plane.

(Note that the caps are when I raised my voice, the rest of it was in a assholish manner)

Was what I did wrong? Yes and no, when you get bitten you either hit and/or slap the area/person who did it to get him or her off of you, correct? However I guess it is wrong to hit a child who has been misbehaving. However that was how I was raised. I was hit and beaten whenever I did anything bad. (Well a few times it was because my father was drunk, but that is a story for another time and place.)

/End Story

TL;DR

Yes, the mother's part plays a giant role in it. The father can too, however most fathers I know are either working 24/7, never around there children, drinking all the time, or in the army.

Also It should not be against the law to hit a kid. Especially when they deserve to get smacked so hard that they have reaccuring nightmares about it.
You good sir, are fucking awesome.
 

WhamBamSam

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Julianking93 said:
Sightless Wisdom said:
Julianking93 said:
Am I really the only person here who likes children?
Yes.
Why is that? Kids are great.

They can be little fuckers but so can anyone else in the world. There are more good children than there are nice adults (at least from my experience.)
I help teach Taekwondo classes, so I work with kids a lot, and don't mind them at all. In fact, I sort of dread the idea of getting a real job next summer, as I feel that the sort of adults I'd have to deal with in retail-type work would be much worse.

Martial arts classes are perhaps the best cure for insufficient discipline.
 

Normalgamer

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The thing is, a smack on the butt is fine(As long as your not using alot of force) is fine, as it will do no real damage, just send a sharp pain signalling "Don't". Smacking them in the face like some people have suggested, is not fine. But meh, that's just my 2 cents.
Besides, can you really talk bad about children when they are just acting like miniature adults?
 

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Pegghead said:
Great...another child hater here on the escapist. Did hating humanity in general get old for all of you?
Whats wrong with a little "Aggressive Expansion" or just branching out to one thing and leaving everything else alone? lol

The only thing that annoys me than the rude/crude/idiotic kids are the arrogant parents who go
"oh my child is never/would never/ blah blah blah"
the parents that feel that their kid can do no wrong despite the 13 other kids who bums have been bashed with wedgies.