Lines from movies that would be pretty cool on a T-shirt.

[Calobi]

Spoiler

'nuff said

That's the code my roommate and I will use when we eventually snap and begin murdering folk. We're going to call everyone we like at school and tell them that then hang up. Right after those phone calls will be a glorious rampage.

 

[Aqualung]

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."

"What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungie cord..... My ass."

"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

And many more from Kung Pow.

EDIT: just wanted to add a few more

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

"When you girls are done kissing, I've got an ass kicking for you."

"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."

"If you've got an ass I'll kick it!"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!"

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

"I'm a magician- this shirt is red!"

On a red shirt.

Aren't we witty?

 

[Sassafrass]

Take ya pick [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ace_Ventura:_Pet_Detective] from anything here. [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ace_Ventura:_When_Nature_Calls]

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

"I want my scalps!"

 

[breadlord]

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
[sub]-Billy Madison[/sub]

 

[u20363022]

How do you kill it?

You can't.

Alien (1979)

 

[BlindMessiah94]

From The TBS censored Die Hard:

"Yippee Ki Yay Mr. Falcon"

 

[JoeKickAzz]

ANY FIGHT CLUB QUOTE

 

[theSovietConnection]

It'd be banned immediately but...

ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

off of Pulp Fiction

How about Ezekiel 25:17? Or Captain Koones' watch monologue?

 

[Bladecatcher]

I'm surprised nobody said this yet-

front of shirt "KAAAAAAAAA-"
back of shirt "AAAAAAHHHN!"

or this-
"It's a cookbook!"
(Twilight Zone)
I know its not a movie but who cares.

 

[God's Clown]

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."

Those three. Full of win.

 

[wolfapocalypse]

I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing
-Depeche Mode,blasphemous rumours

 

[tmujir955]

Best. Movie. Quote. Ever.

 

[Airfireme]

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
-Ghostbusters (1984)

 

[Nazulu]

"Just because I go uh *dying pain noise*, doesn't mean I'm dead" - Kung Pow

"How do you kill which has no life?" - South Park WOW episode

 

[Wuvlycuddles]

"I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president."
- Mr Snake Plissken.

 

[Blind0bserver]

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar".

 

[T3h Merc]

"One more thing, I can kill you with my brain."

 

[AlchemistMayCry]

"No. Not without incident."

 

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