Lines from movies that would be pretty cool on a T-shirt.

[War Penguin]

"I want a normal gun for a normal person"
"THEY'RE FILM'N MIDGETS!!!"

If anyone can tell me where those two quotes came from, you will have a large quantity of my respect.

 

[teutonicman]

Ice to see you!!!!

 

[BENZOOKA]

"Line from a movie that would be pretty cool on a T-shirt"

 

[Manhattan2112]

come get some - bruce campbell

 

[AgentQV]

Oh my god you killed kenney, you bastards

 

[Manhattan2112]

everything ever said by Bruce Campbell/Duke Nukem.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"Whose scruffy-lookin'?"

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

"Does he look like a *****?"

Pulp Fiction is full of awesome quotes.

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."

"What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungie cord..... My ass."

"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

And many more from Kung Pow.

EDIT: just wanted to add a few more

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

"When you girls are done kissing, I've got an ass kicking for you."

"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."

"If you've got an ass I'll kick it!"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!"

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

"I'm a magician- this shirt is red!"

On a red shirt.

Aren't we witty?

Also:

"Killing is Badong"

"You may all refer to me as 'Betty'"

"Wee-oh-wee-oh-weeeeee!"

"I implore you to reconsider"

"Your days are numbered, mister."

"How'd you like my face-to-your-foot technique?"

"I can dance like that...if I feel like." (Perfect for parties)

"I'm a birdie, too!"

Any quote from that movie would do.

 

[Avatar Roku]

It'd be banned immediately but...

ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

off of Pulp Fiction

I was thinking just "English, do you speak it?!" so I could actually walk around with it.

Anyway: "You have to call me...Night Hawk". Step Brothers was a decent movie, but my friends and I just quote this one all the time.

 

[Pegghead]

From fast time at Ridgemont high

"I get older, they stay the same age"

 

[NIHILHATE]

"Goddamn creatures of the night, they never learn!"
"Victims... Aren't we all?"

 

[sylekage]

"Fire Everything!"
-star trek (the new one)

 

[TOGSolid]

I ain't got time to bleed.

 

[TankCopter]

"This IS a tasty burger.' Accompanied by obligatory burger.

'Play it once Sam, for old time's sake.'

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

 

[sagacious]

"they laughed at louis armstrong when he said he'd go to the moon, but now he's up there, laughing at them."

 

[MurderousToaster]

"FUCK"

Every second word in Scarface.

 

[s0denone]

"Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone."

"What do you get when you cross a owl with a bungie cord..... My ass."

"I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.

And many more from Kung Pow.

EDIT: just wanted to add a few more

"My nipples look like Milk Duds."

"When you girls are done kissing, I've got an ass kicking for you."

"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."

"If you've got an ass I'll kick it!"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!"

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

Kung Pow is quite hysterical the first time 'round, especially if watched drunk/high or with friends Lovely quotes!

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

A picture of a big guy asleep on a sofa, and underneath it just says:
Cornetto.