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King tomto

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I just saw Zombie land and I loved the Idea of the list of rules and I was wondering what other people's list would be but since I didn't want to ask people to write 30 different rules just give me your top five and try to make them original.
 

Omikron009

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1. Zombies are bad, if you can avoid combat, do it.
2. Aim for the head.
3. Conserve ammo as much as possible.
4. Try not to go crazy. Imagine all of the zombies naked.
5. Don't forget your towel.
 

hondommond

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I only have 1 rule and thats stay away from any location that has ever been in a movie IE. Mall or any shopping center/kiddy land

It means instant death
 

Berethond

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1. DON'T PANIC
2. ???
5. Profit!

Seriously though, number one is the only one you need.
 

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1)Don't panic.
2)Grab a weapon, say a shovel or cricket bat
3)Rescue loved ones, say...Liz or your GF/BF/let's not go there.
4)Get to a secure and well known place, say a pub. The Winchester is a good pick.
5)Remember to leave Ed alone.
6)Aim for the head.

Simple and, at the same time, perfick.
 

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1. Don't go to gun store, police, mall, etc. (anyplace infected with zombies
2. plant bamboo all around your house
3. check the local thai food place. If it is crowded, disregard rule 1 and save the staff
(skipping down the list
8.Sit back and watch your empire unfold
 

Pimppeter2

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When the Zombie apocalypse breaks out, don't post about it on the Escapist. Seriously, find safety first, then post.
 

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IdealistCommi said:
Sassafrass said:
1)Don't panic.
2)Grab a weapon, say a shovel or cricket bat
3)Rescue loved ones, say...Liz or your GF/BF/let's not go there.
4)Get to a secure and well known place, say a pub. The Winchester is a good pick.
5)Remember to leave Ed alone.
6)Aim for the head.

Simple and, at the same time, perfick.
...*Sniker* I get the movie reference.

OT:
1. Don't Panic
2. Kill them all.
...I'm keeping that list.
 

hittite

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1. I am not Rambo/Chuck Norris/Tony Jaa/Superman/etc., I am a survivor
2. With the proper ammo, shotguns can be used for a variety of uses besides killing
3. Never be afraid to do something hilarious to a zombie
4. Always make your booby traps clearly marked and easily avoidable, zombies can't read warning signs
5. Whenever possible, help those in need, if I'm no longer human enough to help those in need, I no longer have a reason to live.
 

teutonicman

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Headshots usually inflict massive damage.... unless target thinks with penis.
If you have captured your arch enemy a bullet the head is not "too" good for them
 

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IdealistCommi said:
Sassafrass said:
...I'm keeping that list.
It turns out that I have done about 50-60 of those before.

And I shall do more

Or is it the zombie plan list? I mean, there are two lists in one quote. DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE DARK
Ohh la la, the longer, funnier one.
And that is one.
 

arsenicCatnip

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1. Don't panic.
2. Melee weapons are key.
3. I will not yell "BOINK!" when I hit one with a metal bat.
 

hittite

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teutonicman said:
Headshots usually inflict massive damage.... unless target thinks with penis.
If you have captured your arch enemy a bullet the head is not "too" good for them
Have you read The List?
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html