If it were possible, Adolf Hitler. Sure, I don't know him and I don't like him, but all I'd have to do is yell "I've got Adolf here and one wrong move and he gets it!" and I'd be okay for the rest of the war.
But if it'd have to be a buddy, well, I'd pick my cousin Andy. He'll probably be good at helping me survive
But if it'd have to be a buddy, well, I'd pick my cousin Andy. He'll probably be good at helping me survive