Little shits who think the're tough.

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PurplePox

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Yeah the little bastards get ballzier every year, but usually if you get right in their faces and maybe smack 'em on the head they won't bother you for a few months if they are intelligent.

And if they aren't they get a punch to the gut.
 

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I was in year 10 and we took the year 7s to a week residential trip to Dartmoor. They were all staying in the tents that week (this is important). The kids were sleeping about 5 to a tent and there was a little boy in one of the tents who suffered from bedwetting the poor kid. Anyway we had a policy with bedwetting which is if anyone does it we'll clean it up and no one will tell anyone so as not to embarrass the poor kid. The problem occured when a chav kid found out about it and told everyone and was laughing at him as a result the child left the trip in tears. So we decided to get payback when me and my 3 mates were on security duty for the tents one afternoon when the year 7s were on a trip to the town. What we did was go into the chav groups tents and open the sides up letting all the water into there tents causing there sleeping bags to get soaked and then we started putting various insects into there belongings to teach the little shits a lesson. Needless to say when they got back they were crying their eyes out and screaming like little bitches. Later on we told the teachers about our little revenge and the best part of all.......The teachers supported us and laughed at them and then covered for us when the boys told there parents!!
the greatest story ever told!
 

mhitman

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they do seem to be getting more gutty. In my school two white kids beat up and pissed on a korean kid. I wish i new who they were...
 

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An interesting story, but it is something I have no real experience with up to this point. People just don't try to cause me problems. I guess they understand without words that its just a bad idea to start problems that would go very badly for them very quickly.
 

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That kind of behaviour used to make me laugh my ass off when I was still in school. If you laugh at them they just get more pissed off and try to threaten you more. Usually at the point where you're doubled over and almost asphyxiated from laughing so hard, waving your hand in a 'enough! enough! I can't breathe!' fashion they'll storm off in a huff/embarrassed rage.
 

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PayJ567 said:
Yes, I fucking love it. As I have long hair they think I am a target that they can throw their abuse at. They tried it once and I picked up the ring leader by his bag straps and yelled in his face for him to fuck off. Him and all his mates fucked off and now they leave the younger long haired kids alone. I saved the hill by picking up one kid =D
hey, go you! *clapclapclap*

in case you cant tell my hair comes down to my shoulders plus i wear glasses. needless to say im a little shit magnet
 

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kinggingerman said:
I was in year 10 and we took the year 7s to a week residential trip to Dartmoor. They were all staying in the tents that week (this is important). The kids were sleeping about 5 to a tent and there was a little boy in one of the tents who suffered from bedwetting the poor kid. Anyway we had a policy with bedwetting which is if anyone does it we'll clean it up and no one will tell anyone so as not to embarrass the poor kid. The problem occured when a chav kid found out about it and told everyone and was laughing at him as a result the child left the trip in tears. So we decided to get payback when me and my 3 mates were on security duty for the tents one afternoon when the year 7s were on a trip to the town. What we did was go into the chav groups tents and open the sides up letting all the water into there tents causing there sleeping bags to get soaked and then we started putting various insects into there belongings to teach the little shits a lesson. Needless to say when they got back they were crying their eyes out and screaming like little bitches. Later on we told the teachers about our little revenge and the best part of all.......The teachers supported us and laughed at them and then covered for us when the boys told there parents!!
YOU ARE A GOD!!
 

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Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
Jamieson 90 said:
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Jamieson 90 said:
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wizzerd229 said:
I go to a privet school, PreK-12th, and I'm in 11th grade, well the worst i get from 7th graders is all the guys calling me babe, I'm a dude. I want to smack them upside the head, but I, but i don't because then, i would get in so much truble
If you ever want to hurt a year 7 and make it look like an accident get them when playing football, i.e. a bad foul or blast a ball into their face, you mentioned a private school so not sure if football is popular if not Rugby is even better.

Not really done it myself but back when me and my mates were in year 11 back in the day one of the did it to some little shit who had been annoying us all day.

Him - Blasts ball into face
Kid - ARGGHH what the hell you do that for!!!! (crying & whimpering)
him - sorry kid was an accident (laughing lol)
well, here is the thing, we dont play sprts with them.
Not even at dinner time? (what I had in mind)
it isnt a boarding school.
Sorry I should have realised not everyone uses the term dinner time, I meant lunch you know 12-1pm, back when I was in school it was called 'Dinner time'
oh, nah, we aint allowed to.
Wow you don't happen to go to a contentration camp do you lol some strict rules there.
AHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY. DO A COMEDY AGAIN! I'm sorry, it had to be said. In fairness, a lot of schools have separate areas for 'little' kids and 'bigger' kids; probably to avoid this kind of thing happening. Many schools even have different lunch times for them, again, probably to stop the 'roughhousing' they fear might happen. And again, in fairness, it probably would.
 

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interspark said:
you are pure evil, ever heard of wit?? oh no! dont strangle me!! *flinches*
haha, yes I've heard of wit, I even have a bit of it(and you appear to as well). However, why should I waste it on the little 'gangstas' who approach me. It would likely go straight over their heads and they would move directly into the punching stage, am I supposed to let them attack me with no repercussions? They would learn nothing.

p.s. I also have long hair and glasses...I'm also kinda big.

Lexodus said:
In fairness, a lot of schools have separate areas for 'little' kids and 'bigger' kids; probably to avoid this kind of thing happening. Many schools even have different lunch times for them, again, probably to stop the 'roughhousing' they fear might happen. And again, in fairness, it probably would.
True, but you can't help what happens in the city away from the school.
 

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Lexodus said:
Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
Jamieson 90 said:
wizzerd229 said:
I go to a privet school, PreK-12th, and I'm in 11th grade, well the worst i get from 7th graders is all the guys calling me babe, I'm a dude. I want to smack them upside the head, but I, but i don't because then, i would get in so much truble
If you ever want to hurt a year 7 and make it look like an accident get them when playing football, i.e. a bad foul or blast a ball into their face, you mentioned a private school so not sure if football is popular if not Rugby is even better.

Not really done it myself but back when me and my mates were in year 11 back in the day one of the did it to some little shit who had been annoying us all day.

Him - Blasts ball into face
Kid - ARGGHH what the hell you do that for!!!! (crying & whimpering)
him - sorry kid was an accident (laughing lol)
well, here is the thing, we dont play sprts with them.
Not even at dinner time? (what I had in mind)
it isnt a boarding school.
Sorry I should have realised not everyone uses the term dinner time, I meant lunch you know 12-1pm, back when I was in school it was called 'Dinner time'
oh, nah, we aint allowed to.
Wow you don't happen to go to a contentration camp do you lol some strict rules there.
AHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY. DO A COMEDY AGAIN! I'm sorry, it had to be said. In fairness, a lot of schools have separate areas for 'little' kids and 'bigger' kids; probably to avoid this kind of thing happening. Many schools even have different lunch times for them, again, probably to stop the 'roughhousing' they fear might happen. And again, in fairness, it probably would.
Nah just strange to me, I went to a crappy Comprehensive with a 25% pass rate, There were no rules (well if there were no one followed them) Teachers didn't care, infact football and sports were allowed because it was generally better than constant fights and the gang warfare, not joking about he gang warfare as well.
 

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Dok Zombie said:
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The UK School system needs to be completely 3 tier (I know some places already are) because 11-16 is far too big an age gap for kids in the same school.
You think 11-16 is bad? Up here in Scotland we have 5-12 and then 12-18 in the same schools. Although, the problem of younger folk with Napoleon Complexes is not so pronounced here, I guess having such a large age gap can teach someone their place, although there is still friction between adjacent year groups.
12 to 18? Damn. There is no way I would have been able to put up with 12 year olds at that age, lucky for you it's not too much of an issue, but where I went to school there would have been murders... and more than likely pedophilia. (I'm not kidding, there was a guy in Y11 (16) with a 12 year old girlfriend when I was in school, so an 18 year old with, say, a 14 year old wouldn't be too unlikely).
Think THAT'S bad? Our school (Caroline Chisholm) is a full-way-through system. The years 1-6 are kept in a seperate classroom building, but we mingle.

Think about that

4-18

It's...odd
I like how this as become a competition, like the "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch.

You're winning though.
In MAAAAH School, ye got up at 2 in the mornin' the day before and marched forty miles to the school, which was just a ditch filled with corpses and dirty washing and ye got eaten bah the teeecha, IF YOO WAS LOOKY!
 

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jboking said:
interspark said:
you are pure evil, ever heard of wit?? oh no! dont strangle me!! *flinches*
haha, yes I've heard of wit, I even have a bit of it(and you appear to as well). However, why should I waste it on the little 'gangstas' who approach me. It would likely go straight over their heads and they would move directly into the punching stage, am I supposed to let them attack me with no repercussions? They would learn nothing.

p.s. I also have long hair and glasses...I'm also kinda big.
yeah, i guess you got a point there
 

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It was really fun reading all of your stories : D even if some of them seemed a bit unnecessarily violent. I've never actually had to deal with this kind of sh*t, I have been bullied, but I just sort of ignored it. God damn it would feel good to just find my bullies and beat the sh*t out of them! Anyway, I've regained some of my esteem in the last few years, so I think I could deal with one of these kids in the "appropriate" way now. I used to just take shit, now I don't take shit form nobody. (oh shit I forgot to "*" "shit"!) But now i'm also pretty big, strong and tall. So hopefully they'll leave me alone. And also; I blame the Internet.
 

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You think that's bad? You clearly haven't met the kindergarten shrimps around where I live. Holy Shit.
 

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I remember one little 6th grader who thought he was tough, only reason no one did anything to him was because everyone was scared of his brother. I was planning on kicking his ass the next year but the fucker transfers out. If he stayed he probably would've had his ass kicked all the time. I wish he stayed.
 

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Gunjack65 said:
In this year of school we have been brought severe irritation from a new epidemic. What do we call this epidemic? Year 7s.
I havent been at primary school for a while now nore have I been a year 7 but I must ask why exactly have this new wave of yougner kids become the gobby mouthed shites that they are?
A while ago while I was hanging around with some freinds a year 7 kid came up, couldent of been older than 11. What happened? The little guy asks one of us If we were looking at him from across the courtyard, this apparently being a declaration of war. The fact we were all older and twice his size seemed to be lost on him. He then told us if we were to do that again then he would get his 'gang' (seriously) and they would kick our heads in. So we responded how any typical person should respond. One person yanked his bag away and tossed it into a puddle. Some may call it bullying, we call it showing sombody where their place is.
So escapist. Do you have any experience with this kind of thing?
Oh lets not forget the little year 7 who clamed me and a freind were 'On their Turf'
he came up to you and started being a dick, it may not have been super nice, but I really would'nt say it was bullying. And When I was 12 or 13 I don't think any of us would have picked a fight with someone who was much older. I noticed this too, but it may just be the some of the kid(s) and not all of them.
 

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its true, 7 and 8 tend to be testosterone pumping morons. All it takes is one good show of force and they'll never out step their place again.
 

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Heh, sad part is I got two stories and I am 26 now.

In High School, I oddly got a reputation for being the 'crazy jock' because I got bored alot and did little funny things that everyone else thought was just insane. So thus people often left me alone because I was the 'crazy jock'

The first story happened in wrestling in 12 grade (which was the funnier of the two stories). Each grade were ordered to sit in one row each, with the 12 graders being at the front basically doing the stretches and counting for the younger grades. This little guy, really little guy suddenly sat right next to me and started to snap his mouth to everybody, including me. He was a geek though, and I got to know him a little, so I just told him off. When he wouldn't stop, I finally got up, grabbed him by the back of the shirt and carried him with ease to the back and told him to shut up. He still badmouthed me when I turned by back.

Most of the other guys made sure he kept silent, though.

2) This actually happened alot, especially in 10th and 11th grade, that some kids heard my reputation and figured they'd pick a fight with me, only for me to smirk and push them once, which usually got them to fall on their ass. They glared, but never did anything.

3) One time my ex-gf was going out with one of those little punks, breaking a relationship with a buddy of mine (Don't ask). I walked up to her to ask what's going on, and she gave me a suitable answer to tell my buddy. The idiot that she went with, however, didn't like me talking to her one bit, and pushed me hard (which really didn't even budge me), yelling at me to stay away from her. I tried to tell him that she was a friend of mine and he continued to rant. I threw down my bag and held my arms wide, telling him that he wanted to fight, throw the first punch, knowing full well he would probably get his face caved in if he actually would fight. He declined, saying he'll face me later. Four months past and I was with another friend, and I told him the story. He laughed, hard, then said: "So it was you."

Turned out, the little punk was my friend's cousin, and told my buddy to beat up some 'crazy jock'. I couldn't stop laughing.
 

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Hahaha. This brings lovely memories.
Apparently I'm in the year just before these gobby year 7s started turning up. This was about 2 and a half years ago. I was walking home from school, I had just got into year 8, and a (tiny) year 7 came up to me on his bike just after the person I was walking home with went a different way to me, and stopped in front of me, and asked in a very polite, decent way;
"WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME JUST NOW?"
I hadn't said anything. I just kept walking (I'm a pacifist), and he stopped in front of me again, and told me I'd "better start running". I asked why, and he said "'Cuz I'm gonna smack you". I just walked past laughing. I'M A GOOD BOY.
Oh, last week I saw him with his "posse" (another year 9 (that's the year he's in now) and some year 11 or something), the older kid threatened me because I "bumped into him" (he bumped into me), but the threats he came up with were pathetic man. Me and the people I was with just laughed.
In other words, these new year 7s never change. Prepare for a bright future.