Little shits who think the're tough.

[RobCoxxy]

I'm off uni for summer. You can hire me as your "18 year old brother" if you need. I really want to kick an eleven year old in the head, it's been years.
On topic, however, last time I had shit from a kid wa son holiday. After vowing not to punch the little bastard and get my family kicked out, and the fact I was 16, he was 12, I snapped after he threw his phone at me. He thought it was fucking hilarious, until I picked it up, and launched it full pelt about 50 feet, into an adjacent field. Where it broke.

Cue chav slags telling me i'm a bully and should go fetch and mend it.
Swift reply of "Hah, fuck off, he'll never learn that way."


Satisfying.

 

[Phenakist]

Please, they should sterilize anyone with a below average IQ who isn't willing to work, that'd clean the world up alright...

Ok, so me and my fellow 6th formers were down at the park eating our lunch on Friday, so a table of 8 of us eating our lunch having a laugh, generally making fun of things as us Brit's do. So a couple of children (10 so I'm told) dressed in the largest hoodies and tracksuits that could possible fit on them come strutting into the place like they own it, look at us and start letting their unbroken voices let off every profanity they have heard their inbred parents drop at us, after we glance at them and exchange smirks. They actually stopped and started their shit flinging more directly at us, so containing our laughter, we stood up (us all being around 6ft) took 2 steps towards them and they ran screaming, properly screaming in fear.

Needless to say that made our days and gave us something to laugh at the rest of the day.

 

[Flamezdudes]

"Little shits who think THEY'RE tough"

Sorry, i like people to have good grammar. Also, yes i hate these little kids. They come into Secondary School (High school to you Americans) and they think they're all tough and can do what the hell they want.

 

[MattRooney06]

being cynical and mental unstable (yayyyy)

me and my mates were walking across our school and we bumped against a little kid i turned around and apologiesd and he started mouthing off at us, we made a few jokes at him and he wanted to fight us...he said "go on hit me you pussey"....so i did...i punched him in the face.....he never mouted off at us again

 

[Aurora219]

I've had an experience of this. A little dweeb decided he liked to pick on me - if that's the right expression - and proceeded to be as annoying as possible. I'm pretty big built, and this was a little short kid with glasses who evidently needed an ego boost.

I ignored him for quite a while, as he got progressively worse. Throwing things at me, swearing at me, trying to trip me up, I shoved him off his feet a few times but felt like it would be bad sport to beat him into a stain on the ground.

Then one fateful afternoon I was walking home from school and he took to throwing conkers at me while walking along behind me. This really got my goat. I'd had a bad day and this was the last straw. I calmly turned into an alleyway and stood by the corner, waiting for him to walk by. He did, laughing to his mates about the throwing conkers, and as he looked to see where I went, I was in his face, hand around his throat. About 45 seconds of me pinning him to the wall with one hand, his feet not touching the ground, him begging his mates to help him...

They didn't move. I didn't speak. Eventually I just looked him in the eye and said "You're going to stop now, aren't you?"

He did his best to nod, bearing in mind he was choking, and then I let him go and he ran like hell. He never did bug me again either.

 

[Layz92]

Am I the only one that would love some of these "gangsters" to come up against some old school enforcers from real gangs? I would be curious how tough these kids would act with the knowledge the guy they give lip to might just bust that lip then later on turn up in the carpark with a bunch of his buddies to shatter the kids leg bones with crowbars, rob the kids house and leave with the promise of finishing him off if he so much thought of calling the cops.

I find it amazing these kids think they are tough when really the real "tough" guys would grind them into fine mince with their doc martin boot heels and feed the mince to their dobermans.

I've always been smart enough to know how to avoid these thug wannabes so I don't have many stories and I tend to solve problems with humour (it harder to try and beat me when you are highly ammused)

 

[Loonerinoes]

I imagine this is the guy they look up to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yZfJSUG50

On-topic, hilarious tales. Never had to deal with idiots like this myself, only fellow peers really.

 

[EeveeElectro]

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They've been like that for a couple of years. I wouldn't have dared gob off to a sixth former, let alone talk to them.
One called me an emo and a fat ***** a few weeks ago. I'm good friends with his mum, I gave her a ring and she humiliated him in front of his friends.

How did she humiliate him if you don't mind me asking?

She picked him up from school when he was walking with his friends and said something like "Do you think you're big and clever insulting someone? If it's because you're still upset that you wet the bed last week, we can put you in nappies." then pulled him away and walked him home.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

They really are getting worse. We were terrified of threatening Sixth Formers. It's not bullying to teach a Year 7 their place.

 

[Dok Zombie]

The UK School system needs to be completely 3 tier (I know some places already are) because 11-16 is far too big an age gap for kids in the same school. The amount of grief we got from young-un's for being moshers/grebos/metal-heads was unreal, because they knew that we would be expelled if we battered one of the little fuckers. Luckily I'm 21 now and school is far behind me, best years of your life my arse.

 

[Jharry5]

This happened a lot when I was at school. There was a group that'd follow me and my friends around, trying to pick on any stragglers. Remember that 'happy slapping' shit that went around Britain a few years ago? Well, they did that as well as shouting 'insults', spitting etc. The teachers couldn't do anything without proof, and if we did, they had older brothers...
The worst time came where about 4 or 5 tried dragging me to the floor (I was 'the straggler' that day). One of them grabbed me from behind, one jumped on my back, another at the front, whilst the rest of them filmed it. It'd have been nasty if they all hadn't been so short. I threw the guy off my back into one of them. The rest scattered, only for the older brother of the guy I'd thrown to nearly punch me; the headteacher intervened before (thankfully).
I never got in trouble for that, and they never tried anything like that again (but they still threw things at us every once in a while).

And from what my brother tells me (he's at the same school), it sounds like it's only getting worse...

 

[Dienekes]

yeh, I remember starting school, and the disrespect flowed downwards from year to year, taller person to shorter, these days it goes wrong, i havent been school for a couple of years now, but being in year 11 (last year for england), was a bit strange as the lower years started reversing the flow of abuse, really odd thing, ended up in some insane thing with 100 year 9's throwing rocks at everybody else.

dont know why this has started happening in england at least, but I deffo dont like it, things should always work that you fear those above you, because it stops you turning into a little shit (usually), if that fear goes out the window, no wonder we have gangs roaming the streets not scared of anybody, and even the police backing down from them.

i hated school, my gf did too, how things are changing, my parents always told me "everybody wishes they were back at school, things were much better back then, best years of your life" I disagree, the more years between me and school the better

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Please, they should sterilize anyone with a below average IQ who isn't willing to work, that'd clean the world up alright...

Intelligence can't be measured in IQ tests alone, seeing as there are several types of intelligence that IQ tests don't take into account, and the tests are relative to everyone else (the fixed average of 100), which is why you will never hear of someone with an insane IQ of 250 or something.

Really you want to measure them in attitude and ingenuity. After all, I'm far more of a git in reality than online (odd inverse I know), yet I can be considered smart, and I don't bully people (just rude to those that annoy me). Children who don't know any basic knowledge and think they can get away with annoying older kids (I hate the ones taking advantage of child abuse laws) can be thrown into the ranks of the menial labour forces.

 

[Erana]

A question to all of yall:
If you had kids, would you prefer them to have to experience these kinds of people? I mean, I'm not seeing any story here where yall really benefited from having to put up with this stuff.

 

[Chardan]

Og God, I've noticed this. In my school, behaviour seems to have decreased each year, with our year (13) being the best behaved. I just don't understand why this is though as maturity plays no part to any of the other years, they just try and trip you up in the hallways no matter your age. However, one Year 8 tried it once and I held him against the wall. He shat himself and he didn't do it again. Just put 'em in their place, that usually does it.

 

[hyperhammy]

Seems like all the younger kids are pricks. A bunch of 4th graders live in my neighborhood. They are never alone. Some of them even threatend to stab me. So one day I was walking home from school. A little prick with glasses walks up to me and is all like: What are you looking at, asshole? I was so fed up I punched him in the stomach and threw him to the ground. Kids are retarded.

 

[reyttm4]

I'll take you're from England? We really don't deserve all the loud mouthed shites that we have here.

OT: Anyway this one time in secondary school, I was talking with a friend in a younger year and a way younger kid starts telling me how I'm going to get banged, I walk over to him and he starts walking away fast so of course I follow hum. Eventually he returns to his 'mandem' and I tell them what happened and they side with me, so I just snigger and start walking away when the douchebag pushes me, so I push/throw him into a wall.
I wouldn't call this kind of stuff bullying, aslong as they're chavs, picking on you or someone else than it is most certainly putting them in their place.

 

[Dapsen]

I doubt i will ever have the chance to "beat a fucker". I have been mocked plenty times, so i would'nt need encouraging to do so.

The thing is that i live in Denmark, where you can be sentenced from age 15, and i will be 15 come December 22nd.

EDIT: i remembered something! this one time last year, a kid from my own class (about 10 cm shorter than me and alot skinnyer) kept harrasing me, until i pinned him to a table with one hand to his throat. i had told him nicely to stop a few times, yet everyone around thought i had gone mental.
Note that i didnt just stand silently choking him: just before i let go, i said in a stern voice "now you stop".

 

[The Purple Crusader]

A question to all of yall:
If you had kids, would you prefer them to have to experience these kinds of people? I mean, I'm not seeing any story here where yall really benefited from having to put up with this stuff.

No I really wouldnt, but it doesnt matter. Even if this behavior wasnt as "populated" as it is today, they would still encounter people like this. What is the most important factor in all of this (imo) is that you raise and discipline your children correctly. I was raised when spanking wasnt considered "child abuse", so that was used rarely, only when I really acted up. Since then (last time I got spanked was when I was like 8), I have never gotten into a fight, or ever bad mouthed anyone off thinking I was tough. I knew my place. Though I will admit I did fall into that category for a while (kind of), mostly because I wanted to get some more friends (and I think thats the only reason they do it), but I grew out of it in a 2-3 years.

 

[ultimateownage]

I think you should have a test in year 7, and if you act like that you are automatically killed, seriously, these retards never learn. My school has this really bad, this one kid acts like he is the coolest kid in school, and all the girls in our year actually like him, needless to say every boy in our year hate him.
The others act like they are clever but really they are just stupid fuckwits, there was a group of like 5 who always followed me around asking me if I was a boy or a girl because I have long hair, and another group, has this one kid in who whenever he sees me with crips, instantly comes up behind me, makes a gun with his hands, and says he will shoot me if I don't give him crisps. What. The. Fuck?