Livin' in the UK....

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Blitzwarp

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Okay, personally I think moving just for the sense of humour is nonsense, but you wanted an opinion about living in the UK, so here we go.

? Ignore everybody giving you advice about where specifically to live. All you're going to get is information biased for or against a place based on one person's experience; for example I thought Cornwall was a community of small-minded, Daily-Mail-reading snobs who sneered at me for not being from there and generally acted superior to everybody else, whereas I find Wiltshire a lovely place to live (if you ignore the knife-crime and pregnancy rate in Swindon). But that is just my personal view; others will have one that is completely different. Instead, I suggest writing a list of things you are interested in and judging areas accordingly. Remember that the further into a city you go, the more expensive the houses will become, whereas the further out into the country you go, the less likely you are to have broadband.

? Similarly, the UK often gets shafted in the areas of collectibles, graphic novels and some video games. If you're a big geek like me, you may find this particularly frustrating.

? We are currently going through an extremely hard time, with many people being laid off and the atmosphere of the country is generally downbeat. (I myself am losing my job on Friday.) Because of this you may (a) find it hard moving here from a practical perspective, and (b) may face some opposition from those around you. I'm not saying we're all a bunch of ignorant, racist idiots (although according to the NMA 4m people read the Daily Mail last year, and that's just depressing), but you know how people react unreasonably in a situation like this. ("THEY'RE TAKEN OUR JERBS." springs to mind).

? The weather is generally cold and shite until about mid-year, where it suddenly becomes unreasonably warm. During these periods everybody will mention the weather to you at least once in a given day.

? The UK is more expensive than the USA (from comparing my own situation to several American friends I have), particularly in the area of maintaining homes and cars (you think your guys' gas is expensive over there? Hah!). At the present my supervisor at work, who is 30 years old and has been employed since he was 18, still cannot afford to leave home or run a car. We have flats being built near us that are £170,000 per anum to rent. It's ridiculous.

? I'm not sure how it works for newcomers, but we do have the free healthcare thing. I consider this a massive bonus for the UK, despite the number of people trying to undermine the system because they had to wait a couple of hours in a waiting room. It's better than losing your home to a common cold.

We're a grouchy lot, and tend to be a bit surly and grumpy out and about on the streets, and we have too much paperwork and complain about everything (except when we're queuing), and we also have Simon Cowell and ITV - but on the plus side we have some of the best theatres in the world (IMO), free healthcare, kick-ass television (...again, ignore ITV), and a simple childish delight in people like the Time Team and Alan Titmarsh. Moving here for our sense of humour probably isn't the best idea, but by all means take a vacation here and see if it suits you.
 

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cplsharp said:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs111.snc3/15858_245530401069_747156069_4864873_5631163_n.jpg
thats the street in the snow, i think it looks rather nice :p
That looks creepily similar to where I live.
 

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...so for a little while now I've been thinking about what it'd be like to move to the UK (not anywhere in particular just yet) and honestly my reasoning for doing so is completely careless and asinine. Basically what it boils down to is my newfound love for British humor, two years back I began watching the most recent series of Doctor Who and found the humor to be right up my alley. So I sought out more programming along those lines, Monty Python, Torchwood, Being Human, etc. and I found that I was hooked, I loved all the actors I saw, the (real-life) locations overseas that the shows often took place in and just began to wonder what its really like to live there...

Now I know that what I'm saying here is equivalent to someone from the UK dying to live in America just because they love "My Name is Earl" which, frankly is pretty silly. :)

But what I'm looking for here is an opinion, I'm looking for someone to bring me back down to earth and tell me how it really is and if its worth moving there someday. So From all my fellow escapist's who live overseas, is it a good place to be or not?
You need to be thick skinned. Like already mentioned, a lot of British humour is derivative of other people, but also with a touch of complete senselessness. It really is the best humour.

However some places the people can be complete and utter cunts, but then I guess that's the same as any other country really.
 

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if your member of a ethnic or religious minority you will get a easy ride overhere, however if your a white christian you would be treated like shit by the goverment
Welcome to the uninformed opinion awards, congratulations you just won them all :)

OT: Britain is nice if you live in the right place, I live in Leicester........don't come here under any circumstances it's like a cultural vacuum.....we're impressed that we have A theatre. Move to somewhere like Sheffield :)
 

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Ok, lets forget about the scenery or humour or how lovely the people may be (hahaha, lovely people here, that's funny).

Petrol is currently at £1.28 per litre, so currently that's $2.04 per litre. So that is $9.18 per gallon and that is BEFORE another price rise in April. Out of the 58 million people living here, 2.5 million roughly are currently unemployed. House prices vary wildly from area to area but as a rule of thumb mortgages are given at 5 times what you earn in a year, so if you earn £20k you can possibly get a mortgage of £100k, which round here would get you nothing. To buy a shit house in the scummy area of town you'd still need another £25-£30k in savings for a deposit which is why it's so hard for first time buyers to get on the property ladder.

Next we have the culture. I'm sure you'd never think of living where I live, very few Americans/Aussies/Canadians/New Zealanders do, so I can't speak for the UK as a whole, but here at least people don't really like each other. You won't find pleasantries on the street, most shop staff treat with disdain (not like in America where they always appeared really friendly and willing to help). We are a mish mash of various ethnicities who generally keep to themselves and intermingle as little as possible. This has lead to a general feeling of distrust and resentment among the different groups, particularly the English who feel they are being overlooked in favour of the immigrants but fortunately not to the extent that the BNP has become a viable political party.

Visit by all means, but don't think what you experience as a tourist will be indicative of what it's like to live here. You may love it here, I don't know, but alot of the people I know would jump ship and say Fuck the UK tomorrow if they had the chance. Don't come over here based on our comedy or tv shows though, you can still watch them wherever you live or online. Think really carefully before making the move to a place which is currently in the shit and will take a good few years to right itself, if it ever manages to.
 

Blitzwarp

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cWg | Konka said:
if your member of a ethnic or religious minority you will get a easy ride overhere, however if your a white christian you would be treated like shit by the goverment
Well, there bang goes the theory that white Christians are better educated than our ethnic minorities due to funding problems in inner-city areas. /sarcasm.

In all serious, please ignore posts like these from British people. However much you might see it on television this is not the average opinion of the people who live here; we may be grouchy but we're not all bigoted. =/
 

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All I can say is that if you do move over here be prepare for a lot of cold and raining weathers and the chavs.
 

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Blitzwarp said:
cWg | Konka said:
if your member of a ethnic or religious minority you will get a easy ride overhere, however if your a white christian you would be treated like shit by the goverment
Well, there bang goes the theory that white Christians are better educated than our ethnic minorities due to funding problems in inner-city areas. /sarcasm.

In all serious, please ignore posts like these from British people. However much you might see it on television this is not the average opinion of the people who live here; we may be grouchy but we're not all bigoted. =/
Its practicly the same thing that Hitler thought about ethnic minorities, the situation here in the UK is quite similar to what was going on in the closing years of the weimar republic. Its not as bad, we don't have political parties with private armies going around killing and looting, but its enough to make people act like that.

Anyway, the cost of doing anything in the US, doing it in the UK likely costs double, and that's not because the wages are double. Housing, you can expect to pay anywhere from double to 5 times what it would cost for the equivalent in the US. The house I am living is is slightly above average in the UK, but for the same money in the US I could buy a massive 7 bedroom house.

Also, IMO, the food here is shit. After spending 2 weeks in America and coming back here, I struggled to eat anything for a few days XD.
 

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I depends what you do etc. If you're in a middleish class job, life isn't too bad, you're fairly untouched. Healthcare is free but poor due to being overstretched and not having enough frontline staff.

The politics are bipolar at best, the working classes and young people are often smashed most for pretty much everything.

Then again, if you really like the look here, it's worth it. The best reason is no reason. I'm thinking of moving to the US and I can't seem to find a single hard reason gto want to. I just really want to live in the US. Maybe we're just weird? :3
 

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It's nothing special, you've got asshole kids with terrible humour everywhere and occasionally the smart ones get a television show and end up drawing in fellows like yourself to another bland country with some different rules.
 
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As a Brit I would say if you are considering stick to the south or Scotland but the not the North of England, one word: depressing. London is also way to crowded for my tastes but depends what sort of a person you are.

I have actually given some thought to moving to the US maybe New England, somewhere leafy and pleasant to look at.
 

Fazz-2k

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To be honest i dont know why people from other countries wanna move here its crap & weather sucks lol if i had the money to move i wud of gone years ago lol
 

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TheLiham said:
Danny Ocean said:
TheLiham said:
Cornwall. Which is actually
Which is actually economically the worst county in the UK. =P
We also have the worst police force :p
S'okay, nothing happens in Cornwall. You're all too busy drinking cider, taking soft drugs in fields, and not doing your work. ;D
 

OmniscientOstrich

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I'm finding this north/south debate rather amusing, there is going to be crime in urban areas no matter where you go. I live in the south and there are still areas in Bath and Bristol that I would find rather belligerent/dodgy despite being overall rather pleasant places. People have a predeliction to things they're accustomed to and will make stereotypical judgements regarding other territories, it's just their natural inclination.
 

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jck4332 said:
cplsharp said:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs111.snc3/15858_245530401069_747156069_4864873_5631163_n.jpg
thats the street in the snow, i think it looks rather nice :p
That looks creepily similar to where I live.
probably isnt though ^^ not many people know of adlington to be honest :p
 

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Danny Ocean said:
TheLiham said:
Danny Ocean said:
TheLiham said:
Cornwall. Which is actually
Which is actually economically the worst county in the UK. =P
We also have the worst police force :p
S'okay, nothing happens in Cornwall. You're all too busy drinking cider, taking soft drugs in fields, and not doing your work. ;D
Heyyyyyy, I resent that. Yet you are correct for most people who live here. :p

But cider fucking sucks!
 

MasterSteef

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Wow! I am surprised at the amount of replies to my initial post. :) And I must say that I never thought that a veritable "Civil War" between the North and South would break out in my post, very entertaining I must say. Haha

However I must thank everyone who contributed their opinions to this post, from what I gather, my best bet will be taking a trip to the UK first (which I will definitely be doing) and I will try and see if I can possibly visit somewhere in the north and somewhere in the south (just to be fair)

So again, thanks all for the helpful tips and helping me decide to visit the ol' UK sometime soon. :)

P.S. (for all those who were wondering) I was born in Cheyenne, WY and lived there for the first 20 years of my life (i'm 22) so I am as honky tonk whitebread as it gets. ;}