Logic failures in video games.

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blackshark121

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(Search bar approved) What are small things in video games that just bug you, or don't make any sense?

For instance, I'm sitting playing Dragon Age: Origins, and I got a stick that shoots a lot of fire, but its a quest item, so I can't wield it. But its a hell of a lot stronger than the stick that shoots sparks that I'm wielding. Why can't I use that instead?

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jobobob

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Why dont people just send in an army instead of an elite team of 1 person and 3 stupid gorrilas? (Most FPS)
 

Amnestic

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The entire License Grid system in FFXII.

VGCats sums it up pretty well:

 

The Rockerfly

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Why the fuck is there random bits of ammo and herbs in resident evil 4?

No one even uses guns, the crossbow is the closest thing. It also doesn't change the fact there is ammo and health littered round in the oddest of places
 

Canid117

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Why in Wow fetch quests all the tigers don't have pelts and stuff like that. Seriously does the fur evaporate 90% of the time?
 

Amnestic

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The Rockerfly said:
Why the fuck is there random bits of ammo and herbs in resident evil 4?

No one even uses guns, the crossbow is the closest thing. It also doesn't change the fact there is ammo and health littered round in the oddest of places
Aren't there minigun wielding guys on the island place you take the speedboat to? Not that that excuses the previous 75-90% of the game, but there are some guns.

Canid117 said:
Why in Wow fetch quests all the tigers don't have pelts and stuff like that. Seriously does the fur evaporate 90% of the time?
The best excuse for that I've heard is that during the process of killing them you destroy whatever you're trying to collect to the point that it's not really worth collecting.

Which calls into question how stupid your character is for smashing his two handed mace down on the tiger's head when he's trying to get tiger brains, or stabbing the goretusk in the underbelly when trying to get at its liver.
 

Charli

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The fatal flaw here my friend is you have placed the word 'Logic' and the term 'Video games' in a single sentence.


... that being said the gravity in alot of final fantasy games of late is simply trippy.
 

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SikOseph said:
Logic fail? Having to go around hunting for keys when I'm carrying a shotgun/grenade launcher that will definitely blow that piece of crap door off its hinges.
To cure that problem play BF: Bad company

OT: I find it a small and always odd thing that in so called 'realistic' shooters, you can cahnge mag but not lose ammo for it :s, surley you wouldnt have the time to take out all the spare rounds and keep them somewhere in your MANPOUCH <------which is another gripe, Oh yes of course i will carry this sniper, shotgun, assault rifle, baseball bat and RPG in my leg, and yes that is both a pistol and SMG in my jacket.
 

Canid117

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Amnestic said:
The Rockerfly said:
Why the fuck is there random bits of ammo and herbs in resident evil 4?

No one even uses guns, the crossbow is the closest thing. It also doesn't change the fact there is ammo and health littered round in the oddest of places
Aren't there minigun wielding guys on the island place you take the speedboat to? Not that that excuses the previous 75-90% of the game, but there are some guns.

Canid117 said:
Why in Wow fetch quests all the tigers don't have pelts and stuff like that. Seriously does the fur evaporate 90% of the time?
The best excuse for that I've heard is that during the process of killing them you destroy whatever you're trying to collect to the point that it's not really worth collecting.

Which calls into question how stupid your character is for smashing his two handed mace down on the tiger's head when he's trying to get tiger brains, or stabbing the goretusk in the underbelly when trying to get at its liver.
Excuses are like assholes everybodys got one and they all stink!

(Yeah I know overused line so sue me)
 

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jobobob said:
Why dont people just send in an army instead of an elite team of 1 person and 3 stupid gorrilas? (Most FPS)
Well, it's not entirely illogical. A cell of 4 guys are less likely to be noticed than say, a few thousand infantrymen.
 

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yersimapestis said:
in fallout 3 most super mmutants can take 2 point blank shotgun shells to the face
To be fair, Fallout was based off 70's logic of "Radiation makes everything bigger/stronger". Not only that, but then they were infected with an Evolutionary virus designed to create supersoldiers(?).
 

maeson

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The Ghost Recon games: I am an elite soldier, with the cutting edge of military tech at my disposal, and I am stopped by a damn chest-high wall! (at least in the PC versions)
Actually, ANY game where I control a single character (be it FPS, thirs person, or even one of those weird voxel type Diablo2-esque games) that doesn't allow me to jump or scale an obstacle. (Mass Effect being guilty of this, a LOT)

Fallout3, I can't disguise myself by wearing appropriate clothing. I.E. Even full sets such as power armor that hide EVERYTHING. And quite honestly, in all the big and wide Raider encampments, you'd think that I'd have a chance of stealthy approach by quietly snuffing some dude, maybe even from an another camp, taking his armor, changing clothes, using some mud. And voila! A few cuss words into my vocabulary, they'd just think I'm a raider from an another group, wanting to join.
I mean, I'm not even asking to be full fledged in their workings. Just as an added layer of "protection" they won't attack me unless I get REALLY close, or talk to them.
Also, despite what was told on the F3 game box, the story is linear, just has a lot of side quests and branches. What if I don't want to chase after my dad? What if I want to join the raiders. Maybe I'm good with meds, you'd think there'd be people out there who'd want a doctor. I mean, I am forced into going after Nielson. What keeps us going are quests, basically. Would it really be hard to create a quest generator, A-LA Face of Mankind? You have a set of objectives, completing a certain number of those will generate a new list, and the game keeps on going and going. Your daddy becoming a vague memory, a shadow in the past. That's be nice, if you ask me. Doing the main quest would have perks attached, like faster leveling, better loot, story, etc, but where's the replayability in that?
 

SirDerick

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I always had this silly joke of saying "ya, you take the roll of cheese and you turn it into a key." and got a few chuckles from my friends.
Then, Monkey Island: Launch of the Screaming narwhal came and turned that unfunny joke into reality.
 

Fwee

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Yeah, needing keys for every door when I just happen to be strong enough to kick a hole in an elephant's chest.
 

e2density

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1. Far Cry 2
By tightening ONE bolt on the engine of ANY vehicle, it stops smoking and gets repaired to full health. You'd think mechanics would get payed a lot less...

2. Resident Evil Games
It's strange how zombies carrying scythes and axes have pistol ammo and sometimes herbs on them.

3. Left 4 Dead Series (My favorite)
How there is unlimited ammo and guns at the beginning and end of all levels and perfect pipe bombs scattered across each map...

4. Team Fortress 2
You can now craft Sandviches into Scrap Metal.
 

DC1

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Anytime in Call of Duty when you put entire fucking magazines into someone. And they just turn around and shoot you once to kill you.