Logic failures in video games.

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Acaroid

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blackshark121 said:
(Search bar approved) What are small things in video games that just bug you, or don't make any sense?

For instance, I'm sitting playing Dragon Age: Origins, and I got a stick that shoots a lot of fire, but its a quest item, so I can't wield it. But its a hell of a lot stronger than the stick that shoots sparks that I'm wielding. Why can't I use that instead?

What have you got?
Any RPG of FPS that doesnt let you loot the weapons the enemy has...

"That sword is twice as big as mine and laying on the floor, WHY CANT I GRAB IT, IT WILL GO TO WASTE"
 

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Dommyboy said:
brumby said:
Dommyboy said:
Generally all of STALKER except for the weapon mechanics.
Explain please? STALKER was incredibly realistic..ish..
Anomalies, odd pockets of radiation, radiation being cured by vodka, the fact you can drink a bottle of vodka and be pretty much fine (though you are Russian), the mutants, the ai coding. List goes on. I'm not saying STALKER is a bad game, in fact the STALKER series is one of my favourites in gaming, but if you're looking for realistic adventures, you can do better.
I mostly disagree, I love it for all its realistic properties; mainly the weapon damage and effects, weight limit, bleeding etc. If you ignore the fantasy 'nuclear power plant turns everything to magic' part, then its bloody realistic. Its certainly doing a hell of a lot better than the majority of shooters where you can run around endlessly with 10 guns in your pocket and magically heal by hiding behind a wall for a bit.

I can only think of games like Rainbow Six 3 that beat it in terms of realism
 

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Unit420 said:
lol yeah that's odd.. Simply being underwater made his bones dislocate in 4 places.. I liked the wound healing in FC2 tho.. Twas fun pulling bullets out of my arms.
 

Iron Mal

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Breaks from reality I'm normally ok with (games are a form of escapism after all) but if something doesn't even make sense in the context of the game then I'll raise an eyebrow and call it out.

Examples:

Resident Evil/Dead Rising: How come your character can get bitten all they like but never come down with the 'evil zombie virus'? (exception of course being Resi Outbreak where this provides a time limit for the game before instant death occurs).

In Armored Core: So is the pilot inside the AC or using it from a distance? If they're inside then wouldn't they get killed by the radiation from the force field thingy (AC4) and if they aren't then why does everyone get so emotional when you're killed?

MW2: Why doesn't playing as the shild guy in multiplayer give you extra health/damage resistance? (you'd figure all that body armour would be good for at least something?)

Stronghold: So I can't build metal weapons and due to a lack of iron, right? (fair enough) How come I can still have weapons with metal tips (Spears and arrows) along with metal axes for my woodcutters from the word go? (not to mention my avatar's very own full suit of plate and longsword)

Borderlands: So is your character from the planet or what? (we're told you grew up with stories of the Vault, suggesting you come from Pandora, but we're also told you were shipped in from elsewhere, if the story is that widely spread then why are there only four of you?
 

Gabanuka

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How in Red Faction Gurilla it takes like 50 shots to kill a civillian but if you bat them with the back of your gun they die in 1 hit.
 

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WINDOWCLEAN2 said:
SikOseph said:
Logic fail? Having to go around hunting for keys when I'm carrying a shotgun/grenade launcher that will definitely blow that piece of crap door off its hinges.
To cure that problem play BF: Bad company

OT: I find it a small and always odd thing that in so called 'realistic' shooters, you can cahnge mag but not lose ammo for it :s, surley you wouldnt have the time to take out all the spare rounds and keep them somewhere in your MANPOUCH <------which is another gripe, Oh yes of course i will carry this sniper, shotgun, assault rifle, baseball bat and RPG in my leg, and yes that is both a pistol and SMG in my jacket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF-WeswkqXc

Sure, he doesn't seem to grasp the concept of spare clips, but as far as fitting weapons on his person goes.. He didn't even keep anything strapped to his trenchcoat.
 

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Zephirius said:
WINDOWCLEAN2 said:
SikOseph said:
Logic fail? Having to go around hunting for keys when I'm carrying a shotgun/grenade launcher that will definitely blow that piece of crap door off its hinges.
To cure that problem play BF: Bad company

OT: I find it a small and always odd thing that in so called 'realistic' shooters, you can cahnge mag but not lose ammo for it :s, surley you wouldnt have the time to take out all the spare rounds and keep them somewhere in your MANPOUCH <------which is another gripe, Oh yes of course i will carry this sniper, shotgun, assault rifle, baseball bat and RPG in my leg, and yes that is both a pistol and SMG in my jacket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF-WeswkqXc

Sure, he doesn't seem to grasp the concept of spare clips, but as far as fitting weapons on his person goes.. He didn't even keep anything strapped to his trenchcoat.
Haha, ok so Neo is the only exeption to the rule of 1 gun + 1 sidearm
 

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Also, in Arkham Asylum, the joker goes on a killing spree, whether it be guards or his own henchman, yet BATMAN, somebody who beats the joker every time, cant kill somebody from beating the everloving crap out of them.
 

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Canid117 said:
Why in Wow fetch quests all the tigers don't have pelts and stuff like that. Seriously does the fur evaporate 90% of the time?
You fuck up when trying to remove it.
 

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Amnestic said:
I always pictured my Fallout 3 character as some sort of gun-toting psychopath who the NPCs only put up with for fear that they would be next.
Same here, like whenever an NPC would tell me to go away then that was it, I would look at them with my shotgun and just say outloud, "You better fucking watch yourself, you know how easily I could end you right now? DO YOU? Sleep with one eye open ************...." Then continue with whatever I was doing.
 

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in kotor i can slice open footlockers and doors with my light sabre yet i cant open a locked door with them

and in fallout 3 how come albino rad scorpions and giant rad scorpions have 4 rad scorpion poison glands and each one weighs the dame as the enormous hands on a deathclaw which also happens to be 1/10 the mass of a fission battery despite being 10 times the size

and how do the regulators know which grocery store im coming out of and how do they get the money to run themselves? and pay me for giving them raider fingers

and why put leaky radioactive waste barrels outside a school why have radioactive waste in a urban area at all ?
 

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DeadlyGlitch said:
Nazz3 said:
If you get hit by a stun grenade, and after that a flash grenade, the flash grenade undoes the stun grenade effects. Modern Warfare 2
there aren't grenades in Mech Warrior 2!
Haha. Very funny ;)
 

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Here's one from GTA4:

You can go to an ATM and use it to, are you ready for this, find out how much money you have. That's it. Never mind the fact that you can learn this by hitting pause or doing something to make the HUD appear. I nominate GTA4's ATMs for Least Useful Object In A Game You Can Press ____ To Use.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
benbenthegamerman said:
Also, in Arkham Asylum, the joker goes on a killing spree, whether it be guards or his own henchman, yet BATMAN, somebody who beats the joker every time, cant kill somebody from beating the everloving crap out of them.
Do you not know that the Bat vowed never to someones life?
Thunderhorse94 said:
Amnestic said:
I always pictured my Fallout 3 character as some sort of gun-toting psychopath who the NPCs only put up with for fear that they would be next.
Same here, like whenever an NPC would tell me to go away then that was it, I would look at them with my shotgun and just say outloud, "You better fucking watch yourself, you know how easily I could end you right now? DO YOU? Sleep with one eye open ************...." Then continue with whatever I was doing.
I still wait for a game that allows me to strike fear into someone like that.
Haha imagine if this Natal thing allowed you to do it. I can imagine it now, the person pacing back and forth in front of their tv, shouting their monologue at this NPC and watching the tears well up in their eyes. Ahh, one can dream.....
 

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Thunderhorse94 said:
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Haha imagine if this Natal thing allowed you to do it. I can imagine it now, the person pacing back and forth in front of their tv, shouting their monologue at this NPC and watching the tears well up in their eyes. Ahh, one can dream.....
That idea is cookie worthy

OT: Suprised no-one brought this one to light yet. Final fantasy swords (sephiroth's is a huge example of what I mean). How can any of them swing those things I mean to use sephiiroth's blade accurately in battle you would have to have biceps the size of your own skull let alone the size you'd need for clouds sword.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
Axolotl said:
In Fallout 3 cantubury commons is supposed to be a trading hub when no towns produce anything in enough quantities to trade, and even if they did it isn't on any trade routes.
Also the only town with a large enough population to sustain itself is rivet city and that's only supposed to be only a few decades old.Where did everybody live before that?

Hell the whole 200 year problem in Falout 3.
I'm still confused as to why everything was all 50 esque when the year was 2000 and something.
This is because it was the 50's when the atomic shit hit the fan, technoligy did not advance nor did music past this messy fan