LOL moments in games.

[JEBWrench]

Well let's see... there was the time on San Andreas I was walking down the sidewalk when out of nowhere an old lady fell from the sky and died. =D

Reminds me of the dude in Morrowind upon whose corpse you find the scrolls of Icarian Flight.

 

[SpecJoe Magic]

The glitch in Oblivion where the NPC dialogue from where the voice actor messed up her lines was left in the game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fojexdbXIIc&feature=related

Also, there is a Mario Bros. reference in Assassin's Creed II where Ezio first meets his uncle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcPc6OQ384

 

[hazabaza1]

Grab a guard on the rooftops in Assassin's creed 2, and throw him off the edge, watch the ragdoll flail about.

Frigging. Hilarious.

 

[twostripe]

first times playing fat princess and castle crashers

Eh? what's this about a fat princess?

fat princess is a downloadable game for the ps3, had a lotta fun playin wit friends

 

[Deathsong17]

Halo 3, some dudes online actually blew an Elephant off the ground with continuosly exploding fusion coils so that it literally flew off the ground. Hell, anything off Halo.

And of course the classic:

Headbanger 1: What is that sound?

Headbanger 2: it's an angel singing!

Headbanger 3: it's a devil screaming!

Headbanger 1: it's the anvils of time crashing down on us!

Headbanger 3: ... It's fucking awesome.

 

[Rakkana]

Once while playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 I threw a sticky grenade that landed on another players face. He then ran back to his friends and as such turned into My living time bomb. A rare moment I will never forget...

 

[Sosa Star]

For a good laugh, I always find myself falling back to SLy Cooper 2 and 3. Anything "The Murrey" says is good for a few chuckles and my favorite lines of all time came from the third game.

Sly "C'mon, we have to save teh Carmelitta we all know and love"
Murrey " I DO NOT LOVE HER!"
Sly "Be that as it may, let's go!"

That and the announcers in the coliseums in the Rachet and Clank series. Especially the two in Rachet Deadlocked

I was given the entire MGS series, I guess I should actually give them a try soon

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Well when it comes to mistranslations and coding errors, the Harvest Moon series takes the cake. Friends of Mineral Town in particular:

(Keep in mind these are all from the English version! And sorry about the small sizes)

Spoiler: FoMT oopsies

 

[Khujager]

Fallout 2 is so full of random things that I'm still finding even a decade later. My favorite by far has to be when I found the "Hubologists," and their leader Juan Cruise. Wiping out an entire building full of Scientologists with futuristic energy weapons....I'm just going to file this under obvious foreshadowing. If you haven't played this game yet, I pity you.

 

[WestMountain]

"Do a barrel roll!"

No wait I have one serious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=revwPvTCE6U

 

[Trifixion]

For some reason, after going through the madness necessary to beat the game on my long-suffering Genesis, the ending of the original Earthworm Jim just completely cracked me up...

Spoiler

 

[Mikkaddo]

well to start off all of no More Heroes 1 (minus Jeane's ACTUAL backstory (look it up on Youtube) of course)

secondly, so far all of No More Heroes 2, as that one has taken the level of insanity and put it off it's meds.

Let's see . . . there's the hilarious opening to Devil May cry 3, oh and it would be remiss of me not to mention Legend of Dragoon at this point

in one scene a Martial Arts master is talking to a dying student of his who became a thug and just got defeated BY his former master, the man tries to speak with his dying breaths an apology. But the master says, and I quote "Shut up . . . talking makes you die"

brilliant.

 

[SnippyWings]

GTA san andreas.
just riding around on my bike when all of a sudden I hear this odd sound.
I look around and the sound is getting louder but I still cant see anything.
i look up and see a plane that has decided to crash for some reason or another about 5 metres above my head.
did not end well.

 

[Lord Thodin]

In Gears 1 when Baird is in the sewers Dom looks down:

"What are you doing down there?"
"Oh you know, Hanging...you guys should come. Its a fuckin party down here.."

 

[Ddgafd]

In Red Faction Guerilla:

All cheats + sledgehammer + everything else = Fun

 

[thepj]

all the domination and revenge lines from tf2, one of my favourite is when the sniper dominates the medic he says: "sorry nurse i mistook you fer a threat"

 

[kat bennett]

1: Realising what Lima Oscar Lima meant in Vegas 2 - I'd been playing it for a while.
2: In Fallout 3, shooting a Deathclaw with my gauss rifle which launched it straight into the stratosphere while Fawkes waited patiently for it to land.
3: A dragon saying "You gotta believe!" in Spyro the Dragon.

 

[BlueAnubis]

While playing Assassin's Creed 2, when you first meet Ezio's uncle and he yells "You mean you don't recognize me? It's-a me, Mario!"

 

[Scrythe]

Not to long ago, I got a friend of mine to sit down and play through the entire Metal Gear Solid series. Back when I played it, I overlooked a lot of the dialogue because it was just crammed full of awesome, but watching him play it, you really catch a lot of the stupid shit some of these characters say.

Take Meryl, for example. In MGS, she claims that she's being firing a Desert Eagle since she was eight years old! I'm 20 years old, 6'0" and can lift about twice my body weight and *I* have a bit of trouble firing a .50 handgun, so how the fuck can an 8 year old handle this with ease?

"I've been firing a gun like this since I was eight years old. I'm more comfortable with it than I am with a bra."

Metal Gear Solid 2 had a lot of things that were complete bullshit, but I usually let is slide in favor of suspension of disbelief, but when they say things like Fatman built his first atomic bomb at the age of ten or that Raiden held his first assault rifle at the age of four, I start throwing shit at my screen

Metal Gear Solid 3 was a goddamn masterpiece. My only big complaints are: What the fuck does The Boss and Big Boss being irradiated have anything to do with the storyline AT ALL? Do the Japanese think radiation is fucking magic or something? Also, the game harps on about Big Boss being the co-developer of CQC. So technically, at this time, only Big Boss and The Boss should have mastered it, right? So why does Big Boss constantly get his ass handed to him by pretty much everyone in the game in hand-to-hand combat? I mean, even Ocelot, a rookie by any other name, managed to hold his own after "picking up a few new moves" overnight. WHAT THE FUCK?!

Raiden was 6 yrs old when first held a AK and by age 10 he was platoon leader of small boy unit.

I sit corrected, but that doesn't make it any less retarded...

 

[Firia]

The body language in this scene made me laugh.


The contrast is pretty low in the linked video. It's much clearer in game.