i had that on my first try. reload from before you kill chickens.
they seem to be rather buggy...
they seem to be rather buggy...
Lol, Skyrim.
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Fighting Giant and a mammoth.
I use Animal Alliance shout to make the mammoth fight the giant.
Mammoth proceeds to murder the shit out of the giant while I make my escape, sending the giant's corpse flying over my shoulder. The physics in this game are hilarious.
Bumrushing a group of Black Mages, swinging my Caldur Blackblade in front of me.
Torrent of fire goes right over the mages as they turn and begin charging their Lightning bolts.
All the mages scream and burn to death as a dragon lands and engulfs them in an inferno.
I laugh heartily.
Dead mammoths once rained from the sky for about five minutes. I'd see one about every thirty seconds falling from the clouds somewhere off in the distance. One landed right next to me, scared the shit out of me because I thought it was a dragon.
An army of wild animals once attacked me. Leading the group was a single Frostbite spider, closely followed by three Cave bears and about six wolves. "WTF IS ALL THAT NOISE?! OH SHI-"
Sent a dragon skeleton flying half a mile away with a Fire Bolt totally by accident. I laughed. Then had to go find it to loot it.
Hit by a giant, sent 50,000 feet straight up into the air. I could literally see my house in Whiterun from there.
Found an easter egg where three goats are at a bridge. I killed them all with Fireball, then found the dead troll underneath the bridge. Lulz were had. "I'm the nasty old Nord who lives on the other side of the bridge. That troll was your last line of defense."
I use Animal Alliance shout to make the mammoth fight the giant.
Mammoth proceeds to murder the shit out of the giant while I make my escape, sending the giant's corpse flying over my shoulder. The physics in this game are hilarious.
Bumrushing a group of Black Mages, swinging my Caldur Blackblade in front of me.
Torrent of fire goes right over the mages as they turn and begin charging their Lightning bolts.
All the mages scream and burn to death as a dragon lands and engulfs them in an inferno.
I laugh heartily.
Dead mammoths once rained from the sky for about five minutes. I'd see one about every thirty seconds falling from the clouds somewhere off in the distance. One landed right next to me, scared the shit out of me because I thought it was a dragon.
An army of wild animals once attacked me. Leading the group was a single Frostbite spider, closely followed by three Cave bears and about six wolves. "WTF IS ALL THAT NOISE?! OH SHI-"
Sent a dragon skeleton flying half a mile away with a Fire Bolt totally by accident. I laughed. Then had to go find it to loot it.
Hit by a giant, sent 50,000 feet straight up into the air. I could literally see my house in Whiterun from there.
Found an easter egg where three goats are at a bridge. I killed them all with Fireball, then found the dead troll underneath the bridge. Lulz were had. "I'm the nasty old Nord who lives on the other side of the bridge. That troll was your last line of defense."
My friend got chased around this hill by a Grizzly bear. He ran past a horse and carriage and went 'your problem!' and the bear ate the guy on the horse and carriage. 
I sent two bandits and a saber-tooth cat plummeting to their deaths off of a cliff all at once with a single shout...
FUS-RO-DAH!
FUS-RO-DAH!
saw a dragon fly through whiterun, not over it... through it. Also fighting a dragon i had a courier come up to me and calmly deliver a message while he was being burned alive
In one of the farms a Rift soldier and an Imperial solder start fighting each other, so my first instinct is help the Imperial soldier. So I kill the Rift soldier and the imperial soldier turns to me and arrests me for killing the guard. Of course I look at the soldier like he is a complete idiot.
Another time I was helping the Imperial soldiers when a random patrol of Stormcloaks appear, so I engage them and kill them all. And once again the Imperial's arrest me for murdering people, but this time I owe some 5000 gold for killing the 5 Stormcloaks...
Another time I was helping the Imperial soldiers when a random patrol of Stormcloaks appear, so I engage them and kill them all. And once again the Imperial's arrest me for murdering people, but this time I owe some 5000 gold for killing the 5 Stormcloaks...
I feel you, bro. I did the same thing on first town I saw, but things turn out little differently. After killing that chicken some woman starts chasing me and at first I didnt want to kill her, but after running for a while I struck her down. Turns out she was that guys sister who helped you trough the first dungeon/cave and part of a quest. I still regret killing that chicken...derelict said:
Edit: Extremely funny thing that happened to my friend. He was fighting 2 giants and one of them hit him so hard that his character blasted in the air as high as the nearest mountains! : D
This still holds true in life today. Go to a farmers barn, kill his animals, and he will chase you with a shotgun. This seems realistic to me.derelict said:
Incidentally I found a "wild cow" I murdered it for it precious leather. It wasn't until later I noticed a poor farmer lost in the woods looking for his cow. He said he wasn't allowed back home until he found her. I felt really crappy. I mean I just murdered some people without a second thought but the cow thing made me feel bad.
From what I can remember (it was a couple of days ago now, and I was caught up in the moment, what with that amazing battle music that plays when a dragon is weak), as I landed on the dragon, there was a slight bump for a fraction of a second as I killed it, and then it just began to fall away with me right on top of it. The fall nearly killed my character, but it was worth itBlargh McBlargh said:Did it maintain momentum, or did it make a dead stop in mid-air and just plummet like a ragdoll?Nami nom noms said:
Remember how Red Dead Redemption was made fun of because it had the main character, a hardarse cowboy, picking flowers? Well, Skyrim takes it further, with the legendary Dovakhiin not only picking flowers, but also catching butterflies. Seriously, it's just messed up...
Shouting at a pair of giants so they fell to their deaths was pretty funny...although there was a dragon I was fighting with, and the dragon was winning.
Suddenly, a giant swaggers up, beats his chest to get the dragon's attention, then knocks all his teeth out. Then he just swaggers back to his herd, satisfied with saving Skyrim from yet another threat.
Also, when helping Molag Bal get Boethiah's priest on his side, we had the priest in the cage, and I was trying to terrify him. Unfortunately it was taking an age to get anywhere. So I ended up turning into a werewolf and roaring to scare him. Nothing happened. Except Torvar, my companion, put his weapons away, and said "Right. I'm going home." and walked out on me.
EDIT: Forgot a personal favourite. Outside Mistveil Keep, the back entrance, I was strolling down the hill, when a dragon landed. Immediately, the civilians start running and screaming. One guard strode into the middle of the road, and said "If the Whiterun guards can take down a dragon, then so can we!". He was joined shortly by five other guards, all of whom lined up in the road, before drawing their bows and shooting the dragon down. They gave supporting fire, while the legendary Dovahkiin and a mysterious white stranger battled the dragon. Dovahkiin brought the dragon down, and the Stranger wandered back to his stable to eat some hay.
Suddenly, a giant swaggers up, beats his chest to get the dragon's attention, then knocks all his teeth out. Then he just swaggers back to his herd, satisfied with saving Skyrim from yet another threat.
Also, when helping Molag Bal get Boethiah's priest on his side, we had the priest in the cage, and I was trying to terrify him. Unfortunately it was taking an age to get anywhere. So I ended up turning into a werewolf and roaring to scare him. Nothing happened. Except Torvar, my companion, put his weapons away, and said "Right. I'm going home." and walked out on me.
EDIT: Forgot a personal favourite. Outside Mistveil Keep, the back entrance, I was strolling down the hill, when a dragon landed. Immediately, the civilians start running and screaming. One guard strode into the middle of the road, and said "If the Whiterun guards can take down a dragon, then so can we!". He was joined shortly by five other guards, all of whom lined up in the road, before drawing their bows and shooting the dragon down. They gave supporting fire, while the legendary Dovahkiin and a mysterious white stranger battled the dragon. Dovahkiin brought the dragon down, and the Stranger wandered back to his stable to eat some hay.
First time I arrived in Winterhold I met the Jarl on the street so started a conversation with him, halfway through there was a sudden roar and I got bathed in flames from a dragon that had landed right behind me without anyone paying it any attention, I think he might have said something about it. When I cancelled the conversation everyone nearby "suddenly" noticed the massive flame breathing lizard on the street.
I accidentally hit the shout button with the whirwind dash equipped charged across town and right into a guard. "I'm going to have to ask you to stop doing that!"
I accidentally hit the shout button with the whirwind dash equipped charged across town and right into a guard. "I'm going to have to ask you to stop doing that!"
So Im walking out of Riften when all the sudden I get ambushed by 3 bears, I run quickly back to the guard towers outside the town and the archers start firing. One guard decided to play hero and got mauled by the three bears surrounding him. after the fight he is lying dead under all three bears.
Edit: another funny thing that happend just today was when I was seaching a dwemer ruin and this falmer rolls out of the pipe right behind me where I imediately turn crouched and see him taking up my entire screen breathing loudly. What follows are girly screams and my daggers slashing and plunging through his blind ass.
Edit: another funny thing that happend just today was when I was seaching a dwemer ruin and this falmer rolls out of the pipe right behind me where I imediately turn crouched and see him taking up my entire screen breathing loudly. What follows are girly screams and my daggers slashing and plunging through his blind ass.