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tahrey

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Easy.

Minecraft to the 80s, to completely send the wrong idea of what most future games would be like AND avoid paradoxes by the fact that it has hardly any "spoileriffic" real world things in it.

And an OLPC XO-1 (aka the $100 one-per-child laptop), with linux installed, a USB hub with serial-port dongles, a big manual on programming and a book of tips on how to beat depression (with a hand scrawled note to whit "just wait til the 60s, no-one will be bothered about homosexuality any more; and if you make it to the late 90s, devices with this kind of power will be considered toys") to Bletchley Park just as they were kicking off on the whole Enigma-decoding thing, and watch just what happens as we end up translating pretty much all the third reich comms in near-real time (even that little thing has the juice to do that kind of decrypting, and the money saved on power (either by plugging it into the already-standardised 240v supply, or using the winder-handle during cuts) can go into building direct radio interfaces, cool valvepunk peripherals and other war-effort things) and Alan Turing is granted the opportunity to really flex his muscles. Though, of course, I'd have to make them sign strict, pain-of-death contracts to never attempt to reverse engineer it or reveal what they've seen/the truth of the situation, and to chuck it all in a furnace at the end of hostilities.

Of course, that may well have happened, and the sheer mental leap of learning structured programming from a 1940s perspective and the difficulty of engineering things to work within RS232 signalling protocols (even at 75bps) may be why progress was actually a bit slow.


Alternatively: the catalytic converter to the early 50s, and some other more flashy thing to prove my future-person credentials (maybe an iPad), and issue a few dire warnings about not implementing it on all vehicles immediately, going too crazy with displacement vs cleverness, and to not put lead in fuel you freaking idiots.
 

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DeanoTheGod said:
2- I'd take a ManPADS back to New York- 11th Sept... For obvious reasons...
What year, 2001? Yeah, logical, exept youd kill two planes full of innocent people for the goodz of all, assuming you brought two and that flight 97 still chrashes, and the Pentagon also gets messed up. So they´d probably still go to war, and you´d be in death-row right now. Not even assuming that the shot down planes hit somewhere else and destroy that...downtown NY has alot of tall buildings and busy streets for burning debris to fall into and kill some people.

I wouldn´t mess with history like that. I´d just give the FBI a hint, or the Army, or someone else, and try over and over if ignorant jackasses fail to follow through. Or I´d put put-options on Boeing like some people did and struck it rich....wait...TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE! The upper class just doesn´t want you to know it!

I would mess with it in a way that would cause total havoc.
I´d take my knowledge of modern tactics and firearms and bring it to imperial germany, shortly before the first world war. Imagine self-loading rifles, better machineguns and tanks as early as 1914...fuck yeah! We would probably remember Bismark more then Hitler now<.< I would send HIM to a suicide mission and if he survives, shoot him myself...
That or I´d sell the technology to the highest bidder, probably everyone, like Maxim did with his MG.
Or I´d prevent both wars altogether, depending on my mood, both would be very acceptable.

For what game I would take, It would be (insert bugged up game) to the time it was developed, and tell them to look at what the fuck they are going to release.
 

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Chrinik said:
DeanoTheGod said:
2- I'd take a ManPADS back to New York- 11th Sept... For obvious reasons...
What year, 2001? Yeah, logical, exept youd kill two planes full of innocent people for the goodz of all, assuming you brought two and that flight 97 still chrashes, and the Pentagon also gets messed up. So they´d probably still go to war, and you´d be in death-row right now. Not even assuming that the shot down planes hit somewhere else and destroy that...downtown NY has alot of tall buildings and busy streets for burning debris to fall into and kill some people.

I wouldn´t mess with history like that. I´d just give the FBI a hint, or the Army, or someone else, and try over and over if ignorant jackasses fail to follow through. Or I´d put put-options on Boeing like some people did and struck it rich....wait...TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE! The upper class just doesn´t want you to know it!

Killing innocent people for the greater good... Exactly... Its a worthy cause!
 

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Squilookle said:
poiumty said:
Crysis.

WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA GRAPHIIIIIIIICSSSSSSS
It wouldn't fool anyone. The 8-bit era gamers would spot the bare bones story in an instant.
Right, because Bomberman was famed for it's deep narrative.
 

LorChan

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Assassin's Creed II. It's the greatest example I know of meaningful mainstream games. I just feel if someone encouraged past developers to strive for something of this kind, we might not have so many generic games. I know time doesn't work like that, but whatever, it's not happening anyway.
And the second question... I'd take a solar powered electric car (we have those now, right?) to ancient Rome an gift it to the emperor, so I can become important and rich as hell. I'll need a way back to my time when somebody gets the clever idea to use it as a war machine, though.
 

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Woodsey said:
Right, because Bomberman was famed for it's deep narrative.
All I'm saying is they'd be wowed by the graphics, then all the 'can you do this?' questions would start flooding in, none of which the game really provides for.
 

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Squilookle said:
I think about this every time I see a period movie. Especially war ones. I'd love to waltz up to Churchill with a copy of Battle of Britain say... a month after the Blitz ended...

poiumty said:
Crysis.

WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA GRAPHIIIIIIIICSSSSSSS
It wouldn't fool anyone. The 8-bit era gamers would spot the bare bones story in an instant.
Because Frogger was a totally involved story...
What does everyone have against the Crysis story? It's not great, but it's not terrible, and it drives the game well.
Me, I'd take back... Either Mass Effect 2, some other epic RPG (I wanna say Morrowind, but it's not so pretty) or RPG (I dunno) or some pretty indie game like Trine, then say "and this wasn't even a big game".
As for the anything to anywhen, iPod filled with Heavy Metal to the middle ages. And show it to religious people. Hahaha, hilarious.
 

Woodsey

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Squilookle said:
Woodsey said:
Right, because Bomberman was famed for it's deep narrative.
All I'm saying is they'd be wowed by the graphics, then all the 'can you do this?' questions would start flooding in, none of which the game really provides for.
You said about the story, and you can do a hell of a lot in that game.
 

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I would take Crysis 2 to blow their minds and tell them it's a documentary.

And as for inventions... I don't know, but my history teacher from a couple years ago was telling me about this book about someone going back in a time machine and giving Civil War soldiers AK-47s... I wish I could remember the title.
 

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poiumty said:
Crysis.

WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA GRAPHIIIIIIIICSSSSSSS
Damn Ninjas :D

As soon as I saw this I thought... hmmm... Graphics like a damn feature film on High... better than reality on Very high... Their minds will explode!

And for an invention to take back, the Large Hadron Collider or an industrial lazer, for the lulz...
 

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Super Scribblenauts. Slightly better graphics, ability to summon pretty much everything, on a console the size of a pencil case.
They might make me their king.
 

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Red Dead Redemption I think. It's got a good storyline (towards the end at least) and excellent graphics. Plus the whole host of things to do in it... it would be quite something to an 8 bit gamer.

As for an invention back to the past... hmmm... I wouldn't be able to take something that required ammo or fuel or something unless I didn't go back too far. So maybe a book of a shitload of science things and then become a 'genius'.
 

teutonicman

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1)I'd take KotOR back to 1980 when The Empire Strikes back came out at play Star Wars
2)Travel back to 1824 when the British Weights and Measures Act was introduced. I would then kick everyone that was responsible for drafting that bill in the balls. Finally I would introduce the metric system. Thus <200 years later I would have to deal with the bloody conversions in engineering.
 

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CheesusCrust said:
This is completely unrelated, but I just felt that you should be made aware that you have the world's single most amazing avatar.
Question: Did Goku die of a heart attack, or did Light feel like getting creative this time?
 

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I would take Mass effect 2. And I would bring either a Martin Jetpack (and tell everyone we use them instead of cars ((for the most part)))
or one of those new spyder III portable lazer (and say we use them instead of guns ((while riding on jetpacks)))
Or I'd say that jumping stilts have replaced running shoes
 

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1- Probably any game that came out in the last year would make people in the 8-bit era shit themselves.
2- A Bluray player, I'd tell them "This machine uses lasers to read information from a shiny disc that than tranfers the picture to a tv that's only 2 inches thick and 47 inches wide with full colr and 1080p resolution.