Love on the Internet?

[Julianking93]

Exactly. For example, I love you Julian. Wait no! Delete post, delete po-

I knew it!!! You can't hide those feelings for me, Fargo!

 

[Julianking93]

I can damn well try! *opens bottle of Tentacle Grape*

You can't run from it forever.

Just know that every time you drink Tentacle Grape... you'll be thinking of me ^-^

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

I'd say it's certainly possible, though in my case I would have to be able to actually see and be in the presence of a girl to love her. That's not to say that I couldn't meet someone on the internet that I would eventually fall in love with, but I don't think it's a likely scenari,o at least for me.

 

[Julianking93]

Not if I associate it with something overwhelmingly disturbing! Now, what can I associate a drink called TENTACLE GRAPE with that's pretty disturbing.. Hmm.. There's nothing even remotely weird, hentai-y or octopus on girl related that I could associate something like TENTACLE GRAPE with. Sigh, I guess I'll just have to settle with you.

Settle? Bullshit, you're lucky to think about me with such an amazingly nonhentai-y soda

 

[Julianking93]

I meant settle in the most affectionate of ways. I could easily settle with Marter or Sinclose, but no, I chose to settle with you. GOD DAMN IT CAN YOU NOT TAKE A COMPLIMENT? I'M SICK OF THIS CONSTANT BRINGING ME DOWN! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP COOK DINNER! ONE DAY I WISH YOU WOULD COOK THE DINNER, YOU SELFISH FUCK! *runs off crying*

*sigh* Jesus Christ, every goddamn time with this shit.

Can you not just have a normal period for fuck's sake or do you always have to be like this?

 

[Julianking93]

It's not my fault you slept with my non-existent sister!

Well at least your imaginary sister expresses her feelings, you passive aggressive *****!

 

[hurfdurp]

I fancy myself a super matchmaker since I showed my sister Maple Story four years ago where she met her fiancé. He comes to Canada from Germany a few times a year and has plans to move here, so I think it is very possible. It's certainly difficult though.

 

[Marter]

[sub][sub][sub]To anyone reading this exchange, I am sorry.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Don't be, this has been hilarious!

 

[Julianking93]

The only expression she gives is through her worn out ****!

[sub][sub][sub]To anyone reading this exchange, I am sorry.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

It's better than your dried up elephant ears you call a vagina!

[sub][sub][sub]Holy shit, this is getting quite vulgar >>[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Nubbinsmustdie]

dont trust dating site's unless you want to end up with the hidden sausage or the female equal of a wookie.

 

[tharglet]

It is possible, but to different degrees for different people.
Myself, if I were single, I couldn't fall in love with someone on the internet alone. I could develop a friendship, but I'd have to meet the person before investing deeper feelings.

 

[Seriphina]

Im sure it happens, not through dating sites but there have def been a lot of mmorpg romance stories.