Love

[fuhier]

Any interesting takes quotes things to rant etc about it. Heres my definition of love

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

 

[Nouw]

So wheres the discussion in this thread? Kinda confused

 

[daftalchemist]

Love is still wanting to be with someone even when they're pissing you off so much that you wish you were choking them to death.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

You have a very unusual definition of love then sir.

I would define love as when you, after you know everything of importance about a person, you realize that they make you truly happy.

 

[thom_cat_]

Love's a *****.
It takes you in, and there are high chances that the other party doesn't share your feelings.
And then once you're out you still love them...
but then months later after complete obsession one day you'll realise ALL the reasons you liked them have just disappeared. Then you'll be wondering what you saw in them in the first place.
Until you find someone else to love.
Yeah, love's a *****.

Love is still wanting to be with someone even when they're pissing you off so much that you wish you were choking them to death.

They also make you smile and you find them beautiful even when the face they are making could make a dog vomit.

 

[S.R.S.]

Are we talking about the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

 

[Benefactor]

Love is a feeling of mutual attraction and enjoyment that has been blown into unrealistic proportions.

+1

Bonus points for RBF.

 

[fuhier]

Just posting something i though was amusing. That and I was expecting to get at least a few amusing comments or that one guy who inevitably starts ranting about his member or how he loves women for a few parts of her body. And on that note ancient chinese proverb

"Good woman do 71 things.... cook clean and 69"- Confucius

 

[Shapsters]

So wheres the discussion in this thread? Kinda confused

The discussion is, 'Hey look guyz, a kewl quote fer yoo!'

 

[Daipire]

Love is finding the blemishes as interesting.

Which is why I love Fable.

 

[fuhier]

Any type of love. And on that note i will take you up on that offer of a cuban cigar my good man

 

[fuhier]

Love is finding the blemishes as interesting.

Which is why I love Fable.

You sir have a very good choice in video games.... one of my personal favorites

 

[VeX1le]

I'll be the one that posts this.

 

[Meemaimoh]

Are we talking about the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

*Hibbert chuckle*

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

 

[fuhier]

What i am about to post might be offensive to most people. If so ignore this comment but as for someone to start a conversation about here is some lyrics from a song about "love"






















I don't know I just took that knife And I cut her from her neck Down to anus And I cut out the vagina And I ate it A relapse of my body Sends my mind into multiple seizures Psychologically a new human being One that has never been Cursed by the shamen his voodoo spell has my soul
My limbs go numb I can't control my own thought Are his now his evil consuming me ever telling me begin the clit carving Slowly turning me, into a flesh eating zombie Knowing this spell can only be broken by the vaginal skins of young women I proceed to find the meat their bleeding cunts will set me free I can't control my own thought I can't control my own thoughts
Warmth seeping from this Body Rotted After I sucked the blood from her ass I feel more alive
more alive than I've ever been Even though now I'm dead within My mouth drools As I slice your perinium My body smeared With the guts I've extracted through her hole, came swollen organs
cunnilingus with the mutilated My spirit returned from the dead Released by the priest but I felt more real when I was dead The curse is broken I have a dependence on vaginal skin It's become my sexual addiction I must slit, the twitching clit Rotted cavity hold the juice Between the legs, I love to carve My cock is dripping with her blood- Chris Barnes. Cannibal Corpse

 

[Daipire]

Love is when you find a suitable mate and lay your eggs in their chest cavity, making sure to keep all vital organs in tact for the offspring to feast upon when they hatch.

Classic Nue!