Luck....

[Flying-Emu]

Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

I know its a game. But some forgot to include the instruction manual, burned the strategy guides, and gave all the other players no_clip, wall_see and unlimited_ammo.

Do you seriously think you're the only one with these problems? Grow the fuck up and realize that no girl is going to jump in your lap and start grinding you like a four-star hooker. Dating is painful, love is hard, and the answers to life aren't in the back of the book. Stop whining, buck up, and keep trying, because your only other option is to rely on Righty for sexual gratification and your mother for social acceptance.

You sound angry. And projecting a bit.

I am angry. I'm sick of people going on the Internet and expecting people to care about their personal issues, especially when the only person who can fix their problem is them.

... Yeah, I didn't understand that sentence either.

 

[Berethond]

Well you cant give up cos of a few bad luck moments. Keep at it, bad luck runs out just like good luck. So yea, Good luck!

No it doesn't.
The universe hates every single one of us.

But really, dude, maybe you should just make a giant relationship table or something.

God always so pessimistic, you live in california be happy! If not you get to move back east or to the middle of the country. Thats where people go who have given up on their dreams.

But California's so stinking depressing. It's always sunny and bright and cheery and it makes me want to throw up.
And it never snows.
It's so sad.

 

[Trendkill6]

....and then her big, manly, grate-cheese-on-his-abs boyfriend came in, fresh from his impressive football win.

If it makes you feel any better, he'll probably be making your fries in about five years.

As a man who makes fries for a living i take offense! /sarcastic anger

OT: Trust me it may sound cliche, but a good personality will beat a big, manly football player with "cheese grater abs"...well aslong as you're not ugly as hell (just bein' honest)

 

[Berethond]

But California's so stinking depressing. It's always sunny and bright and cheery and it makes me want to throw up.
And it never snows.
It's so sad.

Yea but you could be in oklahoma...

Also we get snow, its called the mountains. Lets go snowboarding!

That is true.
We get no snow where I (or you [you live in L.A., right?]) live.
But we do have awesome mountains.
I want to go live in them.

 

[The_Echo]

Well you cant give up cos of a few bad luck moments. Keep at it, bad luck runs out just like good luck. So yea, Good luck!

No it doesn't.
The universe hates every single one of us.

But really, dude, maybe you should just make a giant relationship table or something.

God always so pessimistic, you live in california be happy! If not you get to move back east or to the middle of the country. Thats where people go who have given up on their dreams.

But... that's where I live... and I have dreams!

 

[Berethond]

But California's so stinking depressing. It's always sunny and bright and cheery and it makes me want to throw up.
And it never snows.
It's so sad.

Yea but you could be in oklahoma...

Also we get snow, its called the mountains. Lets go snowboarding!

That is true.
We get no snow where I (or you [you live in L.A., right?]) live.
But we do have awesome mountains.
I want to go live in them.

Well im about 40 mins south of LA, so im about 90 mins frmo the mountains.

Oh, okay.
I'm about an hour from one range, and forty minutes from the other.

 

[Julianking93]

That happens to a lot of people, me included.

They always seem to be with some doucher don't they?

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

This isn't really the best forum for this, but if it's any consolation I've been shot down ten times out of ten in the past year and a half, and when I asked them about why they didn't fancy me, none of them gave me a straight answer. I hate ambiguity, there's a reason for everything, just come out and say it!

 

[Paragon Fury]

....and then her big, manly, grate-cheese-on-his-abs boyfriend came in, fresh from his impressive football win.

If it makes you feel any better, he'll probably be making your fries in about five years.

Hopefully he'll still have the abs. 'Cause I like my cheesefries.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

I myself have incredibly bad luck with women. I have met well over a dozen women that I could have married, all taken. Like a hundred women that I wanted to date, again all taken. And I've only been out with roughly 10 different girls.

You just gotta keep trying. I manage to find the single ones. Just keep trying. Don't give up. There really are millions of women out there.

Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

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Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

I know its a game. But some forgot to include the instruction manual, burned the strategy guides, and gave all the other players no_clip, wall_see and unlimited_ammo.

Do you seriously think you're the only one with these problems? Grow the fuck up and realize that no girl is going to jump in your lap and start grinding you like a four-star hooker. Dating is painful, love is hard, and the answers to life aren't in the back of the book. Stop whining, buck up, and keep trying, because your only other option is to rely on Righty for sexual gratification and your mother for social acceptance.

God, the man is asking for advice. Do you have to be a dick about it? If you don't want to help, Then DON'T post. Coming on threads and bitching is the worst thing you can do.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I myself have incredibly bad luck with women. I have met well over a dozen women that I could have married, all taken. Like a hundred women that I wanted to date, again all taken. And I've only been out with roughly 10 different girls.

You just gotta keep trying. I manage to find the single ones. Just keep trying. Don't give up. There really are millions of women out there.

Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

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Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

I know its a game. But some forgot to include the instruction manual, burned the strategy guides, and gave all the other players no_clip, wall_see and unlimited_ammo.

Do you seriously think you're the only one with these problems? Grow the fuck up and realize that no girl is going to jump in your lap and start grinding you like a four-star hooker. Dating is painful, love is hard, and the answers to life aren't in the back of the book. Stop whining, buck up, and keep trying, because your only other option is to rely on Righty for sexual gratification and your mother for social acceptance.

God, the man is asking for advice. Do you have to be a dick about it? If you don't want to help, Then DON'T post. Coming on threads and bitching is the worst thing you can do.

I am giving him advice. Just because I'm not patting his back and whispering "It'll be okay" doesn't mean I'm not giving him advice. I've been in his situation before, I was exactly the same. And it wasn't until somebody told me to stop being a whinging little puss that I bucked up and solved the problem. Now I have dates on a regular basis and have been in at least one relationship that I consider meaningful.

The boy needs the truth, not bellyrubbing. Whining about his luck on the Internet isn't going to solve anything. He needs to find the real issue, perhaps his mannerisms with women, or his method in approaching them, and solve that rather than sitting on his rump and saying it's his luck.

Call me an asshole. I am being one. But my advice will hit him harder than a variation on "Keep trying, you're a great guy, blah blah."

 

[warlored]

i can give u some of my luck but it will cost you yore soul

 

[Berethond]

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Have I mentioned today that I love you, Flying-Emu?

 

[Jackson - Deathclaw]

maybe your only interested in women who are already in a relationship, some sort of subconcious attraction to that which you cannot have
thats just an objective observation
even so dont stop looking man, sometimes all it takes is time

 

[Flying-Emu]

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Have I mentioned today that I love you, Flying-Emu?

I love you too, Bere.

The truth makes people love me!

 

[CrysisMcGee]

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Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

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Do you seriously think you're the only one with these problems? Grow the fuck up and realize that no girl is going to jump in your lap and start grinding you like a four-star hooker. Dating is painful, love is hard, and the answers to life aren't in the back of the book. Stop whining, buck up, and keep trying, because your only other option is to rely on Righty for sexual gratification and your mother for social acceptance.

God, the man is asking for advice. Do you have to be a dick about it? If you don't want to help, Then DON'T post. Coming on threads and bitching is the worst thing you can do.

I am giving him advice. Just because I'm not patting his back and whispering "It'll be okay" doesn't mean I'm not giving him advice. I've been in his situation before, I was exactly the same. And it wasn't until somebody told me to stop being a whinging little puss that I bucked up and solved the problem. Now I have dates on a regular basis and have been in at least one relationship that I consider meaningful.

The boy needs the truth, not bellyrubbing. Whining about his luck on the Internet isn't going to solve anything. He needs to find the real issue, perhaps his mannerisms with women, or his method in approaching them, and solve that rather than sitting on his rump and saying it's his luck.

Call me an asshole. I am being one. But my advice will hit him harder than a variation on "Keep trying, you're a great guy, blah blah." end. [/quote]

Indeed. I understand what you mean. But I'm telling him the advice that was given to me. Sometimes a kick in the ass works best. It really depends on the person.

And here's some more advice. You have got to have confidence in yourself.
This is what an ass-kicking can do for a person. A wake-up call.

So kick yourself in the ass, have confidence in yourself, and get laid.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Indeed. I understand what you mean. But I'm telling him the advice that was given to me. Sometimes a kick in the ass works best. It really depends on the person.

And here's some more advice. You have got to have confidence in yourself.
This is what an ass-kicking can do for a person. A wake-up call.

So kick yourself in the ass, have confidence in yourself, and get laid.

On this we can agree.