Luck....

[Andronicus]

Fascinating tale old bean.

Seriously, dude. That's just what the dating game is, stop whining.

Hmm... I thought the dating game was when you were trying to make the other person happy enough to stay with you, or dating one person to make another person jealous enough to want to date you. Everone this guy tryies to date already has a boy friend, so it sounds more like he's asking to join in, but there's already too many players.

Humans are so damn complicated...

....and then her big, manly, grate-cheese-on-his-abs boyfriend came in, fresh from his impressive football win.

If it makes you feel any better, he'll probably be making your fries in about five years.

Hopefully he'll still have the abs. 'Cause I like my cheesefries.

AHA! There's your problem! Cut down on the cheesefries, eat more salad, get off the internet and do some crunches. Problem solved. NEXT!

 

[Paragon Fury]

I was joking about the cheese fries.

Salad, though enjoyable, is rather bland most of the time because I hate almost everything they try and put in it.

But the Internet is such a fun place.

And exercise sucks. Its boring, annoying, hot (and I #$%^ing hate heat),and essentially equates to unpaid work? Further, I already spend most of my time working, so why would I want to spend my free time doing something that will just tire me out and annoy me when I can do something expotenially more interesting and fun, like read a book, build a model, play video games, or attempt to find people to have discussions over world and national issues with?

 

[Andronicus]

I was joking about the cheese fries.

Salad, though enjoyable, is rather bland most of the time because I hate almost everything they try and put in it.

But the Internet is such a fun place.

And exercise sucks. Its boring, annoying, hot (and I #$%^ing hate heat),and essentially equates to unpaid work? Further, I already spend most of my time working, so why would I want to spend my free time doing something that will just tire me out and annoy me when I can do something expotenially more interesting and fun, like read a book, build a model, play video games, or attempt to find people to have discussions over world and national issues with?

Dude, you're pretty much me. I was a pretty chunky kid when I was in primary school, but when it came to high school I went through a sort of obsessive, masochistic exercise stage of my life. I put quite a bit of muscle on, but since I came out of that I find it gradually fading away. Generally though, I hate exercise and I hate heat. But I do like me some salad.

Still, just take about 10 minutes out of your day (5 in the morning, 5 in the evening) to do a few crunches or sit-ups and you should be right. It'll take a few weeks probably, but you will eventually see some results, as will the ladiiies...

Incidentally, what sort of work would that be?

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

I think you have set your standards lower or make your intentions clear.

 

[Darkrain11]

If it's looks that are affecting your girl obtaining chances then all you gotta do is hit up the gym. Seriously, you don't have to go to the gym either, just do a bunch of stuff at home like push-ups, crunches, run around the block a few times, anything. Even better, take up boxing or some kind of fighting related activity, girls are attracted to guys that they can feel safe with and knowing how to break a dude's arm in 3 places or being able to one-hit KO someone will help alot.

 

[ajb924]

Just get dome armor to boost your luck. If that doesn't work then Final Fantasy lied to me...

 

[obliterate]

Well you cant give up cos of a few bad luck moments. Keep at it, bad luck runs out just like good luck. So yea, Good luck!

I can't agree more...if you really want to be loved you should keep trying

 

[Berethond]

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Have I mentioned today that I love you, Flying-Emu?

I love you too, Bere.

The truth makes mildly psychotic and possibly homicidal people love me!

Fixed that.
Everyone else hates the truth.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well you could always make a deal with Satan... Seriously though, that is some really bad luck. My advice(aside from a meeting with the devil) is persistance. Something will work eventually.

 

[Hitman 43]

...and in two cases, girlfriends.

First of all:

Second, you're not bad at it, you're just unlucky. You're bound to find one you like which is single.

 

[Berethond]

Well you could always make a deal with Satan... Seriously though, that is some really bad luck. My advice(aside from a meeting with the devil) is persistance. Something will work eventually.

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/dysfunction.jpg

 

[bcponpcp27]

The month of may sucked so hard luck wise. First, I was diagonsed with generalized anxiety.

Then, we were testing out a go-kart we built in shop, and the throttle got stuck while I was driving it. I hit the kill switch, but didn't know the throttle was still stuck. When my friend started it, it accelerated....right into his car. Out of the the cars in the parking lot, it hit his.

One day later (seriously), I was playing TOUCH football, and I smashed heads with another kid. I needed 17 stiches in my forehead.

2 weeks later, I got into a car crash, head on, and totaled the car. Turns out, not my fault. I had a previously undiagnosed sleep disorder which caused me to fall asleep while I was driving. Because of that crash, my parents had to get an attorney to defend me in court (seriously) and all of my lawnmowing cash goes towards paying him.

Yeah, that all happened this May.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You should ask if they're taken beforehand
I'm quite lucky in love, apart from my ex who was a neglecting spastic. (not bitter at all ;D)
But I have really bad luck IRL. Never win or picked for anything. Always late, always getting hurt.
Well I was born on Friday 13th...

 

[Paragon Fury]

You should ask if they're taken beforehand
I'm quite lucky in love, apart from my ex who was a neglecting spastic. (not bitter at all ;D)
But I have really bad luck IRL. Never win or picked for anything. Always late, always getting hurt.
Well I was born on Friday 13th...

I never have to ask because I always find out right before I want to ask...