lying and girls

[Quantana]

It'll end fine! Tell her that she was hot, but not that you were drunk. Easy.

Don't use the word hot unless you think you can get away with it. Use beautiful or fancy words.

she was drunk to i think this could help me i hooked up with he'r again today i think it's not s one night stand anymore is it ?

 

[lacktheknack]

You dun goofed. Tell the truth now and hope for the best.

 

[huigho1215]

Your first mistake was lying. if you do end up with her and don't tell her, when she does find out via family, friends whatever. All hell's gonna break lose. depending on how you really feel I'd cut my loses, and move on. you reap what you sow, ya know?

 

[CaptainKoala]

The longer you wait, the worse it'll be when she inevitably finds out.

 

[The Austin]

How about you stop committing statutory rape with people you hardly know?

Or you could tell the truth.

 

[Worgen]

but does anyone have some advice on how to tell her that???

call the police and tell them that she had sex with a minor, then when the case goes to court she will find out in the nicest way possible that your only 17

 

[Kevlar Eater]

As great as the sex may have been, the truth has to come out soon.

...well, unless the OP's birthday is soon, then spring the news ("Hey babe, good news: I'm 18 now!")

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Uh. Might be an idea to stay away from her, actually. If people find out how old the two of you are, she could be in deep shit.
Tell her and then fuck off faster than a deadbeat dad in a financial crisis.

 

[binvjoh]

As many have said before me, just be honest with her. If it's meant to be she'll understand, otherwise just move on.

 

[Jedoro]

One, nice for getting a chick six years older than you.

Two, be honest. Her reaction will only be worse, the longer it takes her to figure out the truth.

 

[Paragon Fury]

THis is why you dont lie about your age in these moments. Just be glad you got a one night stand out of it, im up to a year dry and im 20.

You're a year dry and 20.

I'm 20 and 20 years dry. No complaing from you.

 

[okogamashii]

Tell her the part about her being hot (although you may wanna rephrase that; some girls I know actually find that offensive, which is weird), but not about you being drunk. Just say you were nervous or something, because you were younger than her.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

If you only wanted a one night stand, this wouldnt be a big deal for you, because your mission would be accomplished. If you want to keep seeing her, you must be honest. The rest is up to her.

Show her that maturity depends on the way you handle things and not just on how many birthdays you had.

 

[burningdragoon]

"There's something I think you should know. I'm actually 17."

Text, in person, whatever. She might very well run away screaming 'Jailbait!' at you.

yeah that sounds awesome...... i think i should do that in person, to explain my self further. but i need some help finding a good story to tell her why i did it (the real reason was that she is hot and i was drunk)

You want more lies to cover up a lie? This won't end well...

ok i guess you're right but making a story more beautiful then i really is isn't really lying is it ???? i mean nothing but the best i just want this to work out.

Um... technically it is I guess. Considering you two were pretty much in the same state, I doubt just coming out with the real reason wouldn't hurt your chances. I know a few people who turned one-night stands into relationships.

"So at the time, I didn't think it was going anywhere so I lied about my age. Now I've started to really like you so I wanted to be honest with you" or something.

Worst case scenario, she ends it. Is that really such a big deal?

 

[RatRace123]

Successful relationships are based on lies.
Just keep piling them on.

Seriously: Don't keep the lie.
Tell her the truth. Oh and, scoring a 23 year old, Bro!!!

 

[kikon9]

You've already built a foundation of lies, you may as well keep going until she finds out.

I guess you COULD just tell her the truth and hope she doesn't care. But where's the fun in that?

 

[WrathOfBanja]

The hell? DONT tell her. She doesnt want to know she banged someone under 18.
Assuming you banged her.
Assuming under 18 is statutory rape where you live.

 

[Vykrel]

id break it to her in a funny way.

like just showing her your birth certificate and then yelling in her face "You're going to jail, sucka!"

or something like that