The only lies i can do are so-called 5-second lies. Basically, to me i tell something, and a bit later, i tell it was a joke. Sometimes people find it funny, other times they want to slap me. What can i do about it, if i was born this way ???
Also, about real lying: i really can't do it. I mean, i can't tell someone over the phone a normal lie. For example, i once was playing D&D with my pals, and one of the players who wasn't there called me and asked me if another friend was near. Yes he was ,but he really wanted me to say that he wasn't , so that's what i did. And the outcome was pathetic: i panicked, felt ridiculously guilty and mumbled something about him being "somewhere" and quickly hung off the phone. I just can't lie such a thing, it makes me feel bad, i guess. Even a day after that, i still remembered doing that and felt bad. That's my personality and i can't change it.