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Draconalis

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I spent too long getting this damn thing to upload for no one to appreciate my niche humor.

Enjoy.

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Draconalis

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It's not broken for me... but I suppose I wont know for sure till someone else posts.
 

WeAreStevo

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No no, it works...

It's....well.....

Ok, I get the gist of it. But I thought you were going to have one of those pictures like the artifact card of Urza's glasses that reads "The Goggles" and then has "T: Do nothing"

That made me lul hard when I saw it. But then again, I'm an old school M:TG player so a lot of these newer cards I don't get or know what they are :(
 

Drafon

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It was only funny in the beginning because unless I'm remembering incorrectly, the first card in that montage is actually named Angelic Destiny,but after that, the amusement falters considerably.

And I just checked the database and it's actually the second card, sop only up to that point.
 

Draconalis

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Tap to do nothing would be pretty hilarious... I'm not going to lie... but I was out of the game from like portal to recently, and even back then, I didn't know all the cards because I was young.
 

Asuka Soryu

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Guess I should've gotten into MtG before looking at this, because that joke just sailed over my head.
 

Thaluikhain

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Yeah, no idea what that was about. Still, less unfunny that the "this loser is you" bloke that forms the basis of modern comedy, so that's a plus.
 

Draconalis

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Asuka Soryu said:
Guess I should've gotten into MtG before looking at this, because that joke just sailed over my head.
When you play the spell Angelic Destiny, it buffs a creature fairly significantly. When that creature is killed, the spell goes back into your hand instead of the graveyard. The first death was "Doomblade" which just strait up kills a a creature regardless of its stats (for the most part). So Angelic Destiny goes on a second creature, and it gets killed by "Go for the Throat" then the angel in charge (Angelic overseer's picture, card doesn't really matter, just needed something that looked like it was an angel in charge) tries to recruit the Wurmcoil Engine, because when it dies, it just breaks up into two smaller creatures.

Basically, when broke down, it goes like this

"Be blessed!"
*dies*
"Well shit..."
*finds someone else*
"Be blessed!"
*dies*
"God dammit!"
Finds someone big and scary*
"Be blessed?"