Make a modern cliched game...
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We're only having a laugh,chill out.If you don't like it you don't have to read it.TPiddy said:
Jack BrickFist is a Federate Space marine, Currently the Federation is at war with the SDA (Scary. Dogmatic. Aliens) but then Jack finds a genetic experiment done by the Creators and/or Human and/or Alien scientists, That threatens to destroy the Galaxy Unless Jack goes to 3 single biome planets and Fight Aliens and Zombies to find the 3 pieces of the Triforce/Artifact that is the seceret weapon against the Threat.
Along the way he picks up squadmates like a Good SDA operative that was screwed over by the SDA and a stick thin hot woman in a white catsuit who is still better or as good as the other 10 ft tall muscley men in full body armour. Once He has found the all the pieces Jack finds out the leader of the SDA is his Father! And then the Threat infects his father and he has to fight a 100 ft tall zombie monster ,that was once his father, to save humanity!
Along the way he picks up squadmates like a Good SDA operative that was screwed over by the SDA and a stick thin hot woman in a white catsuit who is still better or as good as the other 10 ft tall muscley men in full body armour. Once He has found the all the pieces Jack finds out the leader of the SDA is his Father! And then the Threat infects his father and he has to fight a 100 ft tall zombie monster ,that was once his father, to save humanity!
Sorry, it gets a little frustrating when you hear the same lame jokes over and over and over again. I get the same thing when people trash my music (heavy metal). The same lame jokes over and over again.Brazilianpeanutwar said:
Find something new to say about them, really...
Sorry,i didn't mean to annoy you,and thanks for not flipping out at me,The next post i make will be more original,promise :]
It's a zombie game
The zombies are not white!
And then there is always a girl with huge breasts.
The zombies are not white!
And then there is always a girl with huge breasts.
an RPG
You are a nameless, faceless, protagonist, who everyone knows is the "chosen one" come to save them. In order to save them from the impending doom you must help them with groceries and do various chores, and eventually go out and kill random gatherings of monsters, eventually you fight the boss, which is a dragon, who is a disappointingly easy fight, presumably because you have big muscles from carry villagers groceries around for several weeks. After you win you are given a slideshow explaining to you what you have done. also elves are universally discriminated against, humans are pricks, and dwarves are all drunken loners.
You are a nameless, faceless, protagonist, who everyone knows is the "chosen one" come to save them. In order to save them from the impending doom you must help them with groceries and do various chores, and eventually go out and kill random gatherings of monsters, eventually you fight the boss, which is a dragon, who is a disappointingly easy fight, presumably because you have big muscles from carry villagers groceries around for several weeks. After you win you are given a slideshow explaining to you what you have done. also elves are universally discriminated against, humans are pricks, and dwarves are all drunken loners.
you play a nameless guy who goes back in time to stop the nazis from forming an allience with america the russians nuke america because of the allience with the nazis because hitler got a hold of the time device and warn america about soviet union enslaving the US in the 1st part you kill nazis in world war 2 2nd part you kill russians cause the cold war ain't so cold anymore 3rd part you kill zombies caused by the atomic bomb and in the final part you kill the soviet robot aliens from the future sent to ensure communism succeeds in taking over the world
multiplayer will have you playing as nazis, us army, robot communists, and russians with map packs costing $15 for 3 maps
best. bland. game. ever.
oh and there will be a pointless squeal that's released just to get more money off of the idiot fans
box art: it will have a guy with sunglasses holding a gun walking away from an explosion with nazis, robots, russians, and zombies running at him
multiplayer will have you playing as nazis, us army, robot communists, and russians with map packs costing $15 for 3 maps
best. bland. game. ever.
oh and there will be a pointless squeal that's released just to get more money off of the idiot fans
box art: it will have a guy with sunglasses holding a gun walking away from an explosion with nazis, robots, russians, and zombies running at him
You are a mercenary space marine.
Your name is Cole Steel.
You weren't hugged enough as a child thus you are an grizzled emotionless musclehead who makes pain sandwiches and its time for a picnic.
You kill aliens for money and you love your job.
You say bland one liners every time you make a kill.
Your solution to everything is to blow things up.
Aliens try to kill you! But why all you ever did was kill their family members and make hats out of their skin.
Gasp! Your corporation is evil! You would've never guessed despite you being told to kill a village of technologically primitive aliens, burn their children in front of their mothers and make the men slaves.
They try to kill you. You go back for revenge.
Your friend in the company guides your way but warns you about your path
Your daughter is kidnapped. You save your daughter.
You kill the head of the corporation.
The end.
Gameplay wise you have 1 assault rifle, a shotgun, a handgun, a sniper rifle, an smg can regenerate health, autosaves every 5 seconds and the AI is stupider than a hamster with half its brain missing. Ooh and there is 15 forced stealth missions where the enemy can spot you 15 miles away. Vehicles drive like shit, the boss fights are just heavily armoured supersoldiers with a blatantly obvious glowing weak point.
Edit: Ooh new idea, Samuel L. Jackson is the head of the organization, tom cruise is the super spy sent to kill you and morgan freeman is your father that was mysteriously killed.
Your name is Cole Steel.
You weren't hugged enough as a child thus you are an grizzled emotionless musclehead who makes pain sandwiches and its time for a picnic.
You kill aliens for money and you love your job.
You say bland one liners every time you make a kill.
Your solution to everything is to blow things up.
Aliens try to kill you! But why all you ever did was kill their family members and make hats out of their skin.
Gasp! Your corporation is evil! You would've never guessed despite you being told to kill a village of technologically primitive aliens, burn their children in front of their mothers and make the men slaves.
They try to kill you. You go back for revenge.
Your friend in the company guides your way but warns you about your path
Your daughter is kidnapped. You save your daughter.
You kill the head of the corporation.
The end.
Gameplay wise you have 1 assault rifle, a shotgun, a handgun, a sniper rifle, an smg can regenerate health, autosaves every 5 seconds and the AI is stupider than a hamster with half its brain missing. Ooh and there is 15 forced stealth missions where the enemy can spot you 15 miles away. Vehicles drive like shit, the boss fights are just heavily armoured supersoldiers with a blatantly obvious glowing weak point.
Edit: Ooh new idea, Samuel L. Jackson is the head of the organization, tom cruise is the super spy sent to kill you and morgan freeman is your father that was mysteriously killed.
It's the future, and humanity is part of an alliance of aliens. Through a fault in an enemy's organisation, you, the hero, discover there's a plan to wipe out the human race. Because humans are all loose cannons, the other races won't believe you, so it's up to you to go undercover and investigate by navigating dialogue trees with aliens (most of which speak with an American accent) and shoot anyone who appears red on your aiming reticle.
You are a grizzled, emo, ex-space marine who is part of an underground organization out to fight the evil Russian Nazi corporation, armed with a skateboard and lousy punk rock music.
With the help of a jive-talking black man, a plucky kid, a ninja, a half-naked woman, a team mascot, and a tender-hearted woman with healing powers, you soon discover that the evil Russian Nazi corporation is after a powerful artifact - which is also a monster - in hopes of exploiting it for profit.
Little do they know, that they are getting in over their heads and this artifact monster is doomed to bring about the zombie apocolypse and wipe out all human life.
The heroes learn to awaken their hidden powers via trading cards once used by an ancient civilization, to summon tameable magical beasts.
The head of the Russian Nazi corporation uses the artifact monster to become a one-winged angel and the heroes must stop him before he destorys everyone.
With the help of a jive-talking black man, a plucky kid, a ninja, a half-naked woman, a team mascot, and a tender-hearted woman with healing powers, you soon discover that the evil Russian Nazi corporation is after a powerful artifact - which is also a monster - in hopes of exploiting it for profit.
Little do they know, that they are getting in over their heads and this artifact monster is doomed to bring about the zombie apocolypse and wipe out all human life.
The heroes learn to awaken their hidden powers via trading cards once used by an ancient civilization, to summon tameable magical beasts.
The head of the Russian Nazi corporation uses the artifact monster to become a one-winged angel and the heroes must stop him before he destorys everyone.
A team of Space Marines from the United States of Earth-America fight for freedom from the evil invading armies of Russo-Alien bugs that somehow create a Russian accent with kekekekeke.
Your love interest is a tough, no nonsense blond with a ponytail that turns into a tame housewife after several minutes of dialog.
The opening mission has you flying through space with a cosmic helicopter with the fuselage open.
Your love interest is a tough, no nonsense blond with a ponytail that turns into a tame housewife after several minutes of dialog.
The opening mission has you flying through space with a cosmic helicopter with the fuselage open.