Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[yuchil]

granted. but all the mudkips are dead

i wish for a turtle

 

[ravensshade]

granted a turtle falls on your head.. really fast

i wish yuchil had protective headgear against that turtle

 

[Sam G]

Granted, but it's a really ugly shade of green, and has a bunny on it. A live one.

I wish my house were made of chocolate.

 

[DougNotDougie]

Your house is now made of chocolate, too bad your a dog and you will die of you eat it.

I wish That girls weren't so manipulative

 

[Raven's Nest]

Granted, now they will have no interest in you whatsoever.

I wish for my freedom



<---- (that really is my wish)

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Granted, but your freedom is limited to the freedom to choose which Uwe Boll movie you'd like to view.

I wish I was Goku.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Granted you collapse under the weight of your hair

i wish i had a girlfriend

 

[Raven's Nest]

Granted, Susan Boyle is now your girlfriend.

I wish upon a star...

 

[Shadowfaze]

granted. but that star falls on your house and destroys the earth.

I wish for a pot noodle, preferably a curry one.

 

[DougNotDougie]

granted, but this was meant for your brother who has a mafia hit on him and was poisoned so you now die.

I wish my computer was not retarded.