Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[Puzzles]

Here's your dead kitty, sir, don't mind the smell it's all natural.

I wish I was a kid again!

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

granted but they are pirannas and eat you.

assuming ta2ce's wish is still in effect, i wish MJ was my best friend.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

goddamnit i was on first page nevermind that

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

im a fuckin idiot

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

granted, but you are a victim of MJ's.

assuming ta2ce's wish is still in effect, i wish i was MJ's best friend.

 

[Azraellod]

granted, but you are now a prime suspect as his murderer.

i wish for a flying fish.

 

[Azraellod]

granted, but you get their skeleton from 100 years into the future.

i wish for you to not talk.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

granted, but they're rosie o donell's

i wish i had 5 wishes

 

[Azraellod]

granted, but i'm going to use then to strangle you to death.
granted, but they are all going to be "i wish i had an extra nose."

i wish to be completely deaf in my right ear.

 

[Azraellod]

granted. the top quarter of your body is now silver.

i wish for an axe to wedge in your brain.

 

[badgersprite]

Granted, but somebody's going to be pissed you broke his guitar.

I wish I could teach a man to fish.

 

[Azraellod]

granted, but the only man you can teach to fish will die 10 seconds afterwards.
[sup]also, guitar? what are you talking about?[/sup]

i wish i was tired.

 

[ILuvMichaelJackson]

granted, but you kill him in the process.

i wish i had a peanut.

got ninja'd dammit

 

[Azraellod]

granted, but now i want to kill you for teaching me slang. i hate slang.

i wish that i could forget i just learned that.

 

[Azraellod]

granted. you are now blind.

i wish i had a human heart.