Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but for paradoxing you will cease to exist in 40 minutes.

I wish for a talking penguin, that can play games.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but the only games it can play involve raping you.

I wish I could live in Utopia.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Granted, but the people in dystopia break it down.

I wish I had immortality that I was able to end on command.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but when you if you die you are reborn without this control, alone and depressed, and if you choose to live you must have an eagle surgically attached to your skull who will peck you once a minute, every minute for all eternity.

I wish to be Prince Ali.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, because I like this game and I'm trying to keep it alive!

I wish someone would flip the switch and pump life into this thread like lightning to Frankenstein's monster.

 

[Triforceformer]

Granted, but the fish stole your wish and wished for a kish (kiss).

I wish I had a Ps3.

 

[The Shade]

Here's your PS3. Sorry it's in so many pieces.

I wish I had a better gaming computer.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but now the BSOD haunts you at important times.

I wish I could fly a plane.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but it's destined to crash if you fly for more than 10 seconds.

I wish I had the right stuff.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but you lose the right stuff again

i wish i had a submarine

 

[Birras]

Granted. The submarine, however, is made of paper maiche and is bolted together with potassium sulfade. You will explode into confetti if you attempt to submerge.

I wish for a doorknob.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but it's stuck to your forehead.

I wish I had an S2000.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but you have to perform major maintenance every time you want to drive it

i wish for a game in which i actually enjoy grinding

 

[Birras]

Granted. The game is called 'Grind Your Face Against A Knife'. It is played in real life. You got the high-score. And major lacerations in your brain.

I wish the poster below me played drums with the skill of a bannana.

 

[Triforceformer]

Granted but then beat you to death with a banana

I wish I had the new Ghostbuster's Game for the 360.

 

[Birras]

Granted, but your 360 broke via a non-RRoD error and your warranty bannana has rotted away.

I wish for a small amount of water.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but it's within an unbreakable glass vial.

I wish for something to eat.

 

[ravensshade]

granted you get some rice with 2008 as expiration date.

I wish didn't have to work

 

[wrecker77]

granted. here is a cardboard box.

i wish to be president

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but Obama ain't happy, and he doesn't get mad, he gets even!

I wish the all future posts can only grant wishes with the precise phrase 'Do ya lurve it?!' in them.