Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[ravensshade]

granted but all they do is humiliate and make fun of you (sounds pretty normal to me actually XD)

i wish i had a space station

 

[Broady Brio]

Granted, but you forgot to add the atomosphere in it.

I wish I had chocolate

 

[Sigel]

Granted, but you forgot to add the atomosphere in it.

I wish I had chocolate

You find out you are horribly allergic to chocolate and get painful hives ALL over your body
I wish for the perfect body lotion.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Granted, but it's also acid.

I wish my knees were less screwed up.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Granted, but now you have no legs.

I wish I didn't have hayfever.

 

[Birras]

Granted. You don't have hayfever. Because you are dead.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Granted, but you lose the game.

I wish that I could live forever.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but the whole universe explodes and you're left all alone in the vast nothingness

I wish that the next person to post could only type 'I suck!'

 

[Birras]

[sub]Granted.[/sub]You[sub]r love of [/sub]blow[sub]ing is now the most prevalent thing in this post

I wish I had a 3" bit of floss to place in an area where nothing bad would ever happen.[/sub]

EDITue to a wish, you can no longer find this funny. If you laugh, you will be vaporized by the Thought Police.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but the area is in mid air above a volcano...and you are the floss

I wish the last post wasn't so ingeniously funny

 

[Birras]

Granted. But you still [del]suck[/del] blow. In fact, more so, even.

I wish for a single molocule of the compund 'Dihyrdrogen Oxide'

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but it comes trapped inside a safe, inside an undiscovered pyramid inside a mountain which crushes your house.

I wish I didn't suck.

 

[Birras]

Granted. He's gone from suck to blow!

I wish I could play Starcraft as well as the South Korean pros

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but a South Korean Starcraft trainer constantly whips you as you play. You wana learn their way? You're gonna learn *****!

I wish hurtful comments were banned, even if they're part of an amusing ongoing joke between posters.

 

[Berethond]

Granted, but unfortunately, all comments are inherently hurtful, so they are all banned.

I wish for fish.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but they are inside the stomach of an angry bear.

I wish I could live in an Igloo

 

[Birras]

Granted, but you have AIDS somehow.

I wish for the perfect hat, a hat that does not kill me in a hilarious or gruesome manner.

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but it's too small for you to wear and will last in this dimention for only 1 second.

I wish my wish to be whatever the next post wishes.

 

[Birras]

Granted...wait, what?

I wish to be confused by the previous post

 

[jaeger138]

Granted, but you now have to enter a never ending wish circle

I wish for every post in future to be 'I wish to return to post 40!' Muahahahaha!