I got aroused on countdown the other day. Not bad, 7 letters!
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute!
sky14kemea said:
Make your day? *sigh* Okay then, meet me around the back in 5 minutes...
Okay! I got a joke for ya! 2 hippos walk into a bar. One orders a martini and the other orders a beer. One says to the other "It feels like a thursday!"
*ba dum tsh*
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I don't get it.