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Jedamethis

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I got aroused on countdown the other day. Not bad, 7 letters!
I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.
They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute!

sky14kemea said:
Make your day? *sigh* Okay then, meet me around the back in 5 minutes...

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*5 minutes later*
Okay! I got a joke for ya! 2 hippos walk into a bar. One orders a martini and the other orders a beer. One says to the other "It feels like a thursday!"
*ba dum tsh*
...
I don't get it.
 

tomtom94

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You're welcome.
If you're having a shitty day, wank and listen to music. Always helps. (Y)
 

Marter

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Listen to this song. You will feel better. ^_^

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monstersquad

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I'm not so sure how to do the whole HTML thing, but check out practically any song by Flight of the Conchords on Youtube. More specifically, Cheer up Murray OR I'm Not Crying. Those two never fail to make me feel better.
 

Tiny116

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This, though slightly cruel cracked me up:
When will the Chavs learn?
EDIT:
On the source page the youtuber who posted this promises the girls weren't killed, I assume however they were just a little concussed

Oh And this one:
More hilarious I think XD
 

reyttm4

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CincoDeMayo said:
I'm having a shitty day, don't know what it is but it's getting on my nerves. Cheer me up, will ya?
Go!
How about this: I respect your opinion, and on first impressions you come off as a model citizen.

Did this help? :)
 

Aisaku

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Thank you, poster above, for the Doctor Who animated icon!

In such topic:



And another entirely different:

 

Jfswift

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hehe, wow that dude never stops talking.. "..and here is a whale with the eye in the wrong place" >.> *facepalm*