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Tallim

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No doubt you've all seen this sort of thing before. A job title that is an elaborate way to make a job sound more important and interesting than it actually is. So I want to hear how you would do this for your own job. If you don't have a job just make something up.

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I used to have a job unloading deliveries for a supermarket, pretty sucky. Product Relocation Supervisor was the job title I put on a loan application once lol.

If you want, do the same for game/movie characters. Give them a job title based on their actions or characteristics.
 

WolfThomas

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I'm a medical student, but I did love what one consulant called us "Future Doctors", but the intonation made it sound like doctors from the future.
 

DJDarque

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My job title is Master Control Operator. It already sounds better than what I actually do.
 

silversnake4133

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Information Distribution Agent.

...in other words, I'm a paper carrier, I deliver newspapers on a route, probably the worst job ever customers constantly "steal" money from my paycheck. B(
 

Eliam_Dar

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I am a professor so... Mind Developer Expert? No that doesn't sound right, what about Guardian and Transmitter of Knowledge.
 

Ironic

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Customer-Facing Pharmacist Facilitator (I inform and give out all the over the counter but not quite prescription only medicines in a pharmacy).
 

thePyro_13

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I'm a poor uni student, so I suppose I could say I'm a "Industry Researcher". I'm currently looking into game design, how about that.

My job entails learning about specific industries, and the practises, roles and knowledge that exist within that industry.
 

Sprinal

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Okay let me give it a shot:

I am a "Smart Student"


Okay that was fail...

Retry:

I am a "future...."

Stuff it!
 

SilentCom

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hensethe1 said:
I'm a doorman. Doorman. Doorman.... Doorman?
Gatekeeper? Entrance admissions specialist? Chief admissions supervisor?

OT: I'm a student so maybe... Global studies research specialist (my major is in world history).