Make your job title sound better

[Jakub324]

Aspiring Literary Entertainer. It means I want to be an author.

 

[silversnake4133]

Seeker of Knowledge. I'm a student.

So am I. However, I am a Diciple of the Arts.

Then I'm guessing you're an art major? Hmmm, I guess I would be a Technician of the Mind.

 

[Ham_authority95]

No doubt you've all seen this sort of thing before. A job title that is an elaborate way to make a job sound more important and interesting than it actually is. So I want to hear how you would do this for your own job. If you don't have a job just make something up.

Funniest or cleverest wins an eCookie and a free click of the spinner button.

I used to have a job unloading deliveries for a supermarket, pretty sucky. Product Relocation Supervisor was the job title I put on a loan application once lol.

If you want, do the same for game/movie characters. Give them a job title based on their actions or characteristics.

"Assistance Manufacturing Engineer"

I punch holes in metal for money.

 

[baconsarnie]

Personal dream and imagination specialist.
I sit around daydreaming.

 

[TornadoFive]

I am the Guardian of Life. I watch from on high as the Great Unwashed come to worship at my Water Temple.

Spoiler: In other words . . .

I'm a Lifeguard.

 

[Xaio30]

[Hahahah! I can't even read what I'm typing anymore! xD]

Programmer?
God.

Making worlds and designing the intelligence of those who inhabit it.

 

[ms_sunlight]

I'm an Adminisratrix.

Everything sounds better with -trix on the end instead of -tor. More female, but also more... imperious.

 

[Ren3004]

I'm a Medical Knowledge Receptacle. Hoping that one day I'll be promoted to Medical Knowledge Dispenser and Medical Decision-Making Technician.

 

[ComprehensiveGoo]

Currently I'm an agent of the student union = Under their employ in the shop. Once I've got my degree I'll be a detective and guardian of time. TRUMP THAT.

 

[Macrobstar]

Job listings analyser (unemployed)

 

[BlackSaint09]

Unemployed= Freelancer

 

[Da Orky Man]

'Lifeguard' already sounds fairly awesome.

Er, Guardian of Life?

 

[Qitz]

I'm an Overlord! At least that's what it says when I check my admin status. I'm a programming Intern at a University.

 

[dfphetteplace]

Fire Science Engineer (Firefighter) and Anatomy Mechanic (Paramedic). I think Fire Medic sounds more bad ass though.

 

[Khravv]

Officer of Cloak Detection and Projector of Illusion-
I'm a Mime.

 

[Floppertje]

I'm a friggin' waiter. I take crap from both the boss and customers. err... distributor of health potions? innkeeper? doesn't really sound good either... ooh, I know! 'that guy who ends his days by drinking beer on the boss' tab' that's actually pretty sweet!

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

I'm a student! So, um ... Future ... Job ... -er?

 

[DSK-]

"Office Facilities Supervisor". Cleaner.

"Academic progenitor". Student.

 

[PleaseDele]

Serving Facility Hygiene Manager....

I'm a dishwasher