Make your job title sound better

[Spy_Guy]

Account Manager.

It has "Manager" in it. Could hardly get better, in my opinion, especially not considering my age ^_^

 

[Annoying Turd]

I'm a socialite, a.k.a. slacker.

 

[Pyro Paul]

Freelancer.

It is so much more sexy then 'self employed'.

 

[Zyntoxic]

I don't know how I'd make my job title sound better, I'm an Administrator...

I send people bills for swedish tax agency demanding outrageous amounts of money from people who hasn't been paying their taxes.

my mom used to call it "Educated Office-rat" but I suppose that sounds worse...

"Collector of Donations"? I suppose for most of those I have any contact with give these "donations" rather unwillingly, they usually scream in my ear when they call me so it's kind of hard to tell what they are saying though...

 

[silversnake4133]

Then I'm guessing you're an art major? Hmmm, I guess I would be a Technician of the Mind.

I meant arts in a more broad sense. Like a...Mathmatics and History Prof. Acolyte.

Oh, okay. It's just how you worded it that kind of threw me off, since "disciple" is a more prolific word than something like technician or apprentice. Probably because the word disciple is more commonly linked with the liberal arts (writing, art, etc) than the applied sciences such as math, geography, science, etc.

*shrugs* I could be wrong, but that's just how I interpret it.

 

[Panorama]

student/ASDA worker (i cook chicken) Chief poultry heating and distribution officer.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

Ticket Supervision Specialist (I check boarding cards at an airport), though telling people I work for Airport Security usually makes them interested.

 

[The Funslinger]

Currently I'm an agent of the student union = Under their employ in the shop. Once I've got my degree I'll be a detective and guardian of time. TRUMP THAT.

I'm a Creator and Overseer of Universes.

I write fiction.

 

[Nudu]

Master of the Custodian Arts.

I'm not actually a Master of the Custodian Arts, it just popped into my head and I felt I had to share it. Actually I'm a high school student. "The future" is a pretty good one. "Hi, I'm the future."

 

[Tukadian]

High-Velocity Lead Distribution Specialist and Public Relations Officer
I'm an infanteer.

 

[Yuki_Seele]

Community Acoustics and Audio Distributor.

I run a radio show abut video game soundtracks

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Up-and-coming noggin' tinkerer (psychology student). If not better, then at least funnier.

 

[The Funslinger]

Umm, how do I make "Industrial Electrician" sound better? Need some help with the english here guys.

Uh... Industrial Power-Grid Installation Specialist.

 

[bobajob]

potato technician = chip shop assistant. Studying at home for a career in PC repair. Wonder if they will jazz that title up? (Made up the first one, BTW)

 

[floobie]

funemployed

 

[Lionsfan]

Aquatic Guardian of Lives, as opposed to Lifeguard; or for a more honest name, Professional People Watcher.

Or for my other job, Protector of the Future Generation. I work at a Latchkey program

 

[TornadoFive]

potato technician = chip shop assistant. Studying at home for a career in PC repair. Wonder if they will jazz that title up? (Made up the first one, BTW)

Potato Technician actually made me laugh! I love that!

 

[runnernda]

My job title is IT Support Specialist. which is pretty fancy already. I work in tech support at an art school.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

I dont even know what my job title is currently. musical artist? not sure how to make it better... "sexy rockstar"?

 

[Rathinosk]

Day Job: Information Technology Manager (Head of IT)
Night "Job": Overlord of the Dark Arts (Webmaster/Forums Administrator)