Make Your Own Badass Hero Name

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emeraldrafael

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Tenlo Soleran.

It doesnt mean anything but it roles easily off the tongue, and sounds like a guy that just wants to fuck up your day if you give him reason to.
 

LongAndShort

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Hector Claymore.

Seriously, would you fuck with someone named Hector or Claymore?

This man is never betrayed by employers, apparent friends or business partners because they can figure right away that it would be a really bad idea, just from hearing his name.
 

Altanese

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Sgt. Scruffles

Batman

Lady Gaga

Bob Johnson

Biff Slapthorn

Earthworm Jim

EDIT - Oh, and the greatest name of all: ZAP ROWSDOWER
 

icyneesan

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I'm ashamed no one else has suggested it...


The name you'd love to tooooouch! But you musn't toooooouch!
 

SenorNemo

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Dimitri Blackstone
Diego Alvarez
Viktor Hartmann
Moto Kobayashi
Bjorn Koch

The one they just call...Guy.
Vern5 said:
Big McLargeHuge!!
Inevitable, wasn't it?
Slab Bulkhead
Flint Ironstag
 

Cool Welshy

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Sue.

The name isn't badass, but it's the reason the hero is. Johnny Cash has taught us all that lesson well.
Yes.

I'll change mine then. Jane Heartbolt, the post-post-apocalyptic engineer who has a catapult that launches tanks
 

Drake_Dercon

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Inevitably, this comes to a dice table.

Roll once on table one and once on table 2

Table 1

1: Jack
2: Jason
3: Jeff
4: John
5: Lance
6: James
7: Max
8: Brent
9: Anderson
10: Chuck
11: Dimitri
12: Geoff
13: Hank
14: Diego
15: Derek
16: Erik
17: Everett
18: Kurt
19: Kent
20: Mike

Table 2:

1: Roll once on table 3 and add the hawke suffix
2: Steele
3: Richardson
4: Shepherd
5: Norris
6: Andrews
7: Coleman
8: Baird
9: Donalds
10: Emerett
11: Alfonzo
12: Jacobs
13: Lorenzo
14: MacAnderson
15: Banners
16: Banting
17: Norrison
18: Howard
19: Edwards
20: Jeremiah

Table 3:
1: Black
2: Iron
3: Red
4: Wren
5: Ed
6: Green
7: Emer
8: Adder
9: Fen
10: Jade

Of course, I always thought the manliest name was Kelly Shelly. Not because of the name itself, but because someone with a name like that would really need to compensate.