Inevitably, this comes to a dice table.
Roll once on table one and once on table 2
Table 1
1: Jack
2: Jason
3: Jeff
4: John
5: Lance
6: James
7: Max
8: Brent
9: Anderson
10: Chuck
11: Dimitri
12: Geoff
13: Hank
14: Diego
15: Derek
16: Erik
17: Everett
18: Kurt
19: Kent
20: Mike
Table 2:
1: Roll once on table 3 and add the hawke suffix
2: Steele
3: Richardson
4: Shepherd
5: Norris
6: Andrews
7: Coleman
8: Baird
9: Donalds
10: Emerett
11: Alfonzo
12: Jacobs
13: Lorenzo
14: MacAnderson
15: Banners
16: Banting
17: Norrison
18: Howard
19: Edwards
20: Jeremiah
Table 3:
1: Black
2: Iron
3: Red
4: Wren
5: Ed
6: Green
7: Emer
8: Adder
9: Fen
10: Jade
Of course, I always thought the manliest name was Kelly Shelly. Not because of the name itself, but because someone with a name like that would really need to compensate.