Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Knife-28]

Mall Fight, a forum game as old as time itself. Ok, maybe not that old, but it's been around for quite a while.
The premise is quite simple, everyone is trapped within a Mall, stretching in all directions and containing every type of shop imaginable (Apart from a few, but we'll get to that). Your aim is this: Have ridiculous, ridiculous amounts of fun while doing horrible, horrible things to your fellow players.

Spoiler: A message to older Mall Fighters

This Mall Fight takes place outside the rest of the Mall Fight canon, no plot point for previous threads are to be seen here, we are starting anew.

Mall Fight has a few rules, just so everyone has a good time:

1 - No Weapon or God power Stores of any kind. Any stores that carry weapons do not exist, or have the weapon sections removed. Now, things such a guns, swords, knives, axes ect, are all considered 'Banned' items but sporting equipment I'll allow (To a certain degree). Making your own weapons is also ok, after all what fun is there in killing someone with a shotgun blast to the face when you can build a catapult that hurls walrus faeces at your opponents?

2 - No leaving The Mall. It is call Mall Fight for a reason you know.

3 - No permanent player death. When you die, you respawn

4 - There is no rule 4

Other than that, have a great time, and enjoy your stay.

[HEADING=1]Free For All![/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]

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GO![/HEADING]
I spawn, and go to the nearest EB Games store, where I grab a Nintendo 64 controller, which I begin sharpening

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, retrieve my N64 controller, and use it to knock Eric over, making him to hit his head on the table, and causing him to die of a brain hemorrhage.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I hit Eric and Knife with a glass bottle of VODKA and throw them in the pool.
I hide in an Irish Bar.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I react and throw my drink in Martin's eyes before getting him with a nut shot.

 

[Realitycrash]

I spawn, break into the Outdoors-Life store, steal a canoo and ride it down the escalators. I crash into a nearby ice-cream stand, sending me flying into the the local Irish bar, where I find myself a bottle of Jim Beam before realizing I punctured both my lungs in the crash. I die horribly.

Respawn in 3...2...1

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I rush over to Reality and revive him with some shock paddles I made from tin foil and some AA battery.
I then rip his heart out to get credit for the kill.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, get brained with a flying ice cream scoop, then respawn again. I go to the nearest electronics store and grab the nearest pair of earbuds, which I the use flail Bryghtside.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Using a pair of boxing gloves, I perform a heart transplant on Knife.
Hellva mess.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn and pick up a Fighting Game Pad and ram it up Martin's ass.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and flail Tox with my ear buds.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I come back as a zombie for the hell of it and eat Martin too death.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn at a Hardware store next to a sex shop.
I attack Martin with this:

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I Buy a few dozen Fireworks, light them and aim at Martin, for Massive Damage.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I spawn in another Pub.
I set up a trap behind the frontdoor and tie it by a string on my finger

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the pub next to Diablo. "So, sup?"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Oh nothing much, in a different universe, I nukes thousands of Ponies"
I smash my glass into Knife's face.

 

[Knife-28]

I slap Diablo. "That be crazy talk boy!" I say, before throwing him in the trapdoor.