Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)
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I spawn in the temperature control room of the mall. "ooo wonder what this does?"
Turns the dial setting it to -1 kelvin (Yes I know it's impossible), instantly freezing everyone, including myself. As my frozen body falls, it turns the temperature back to the original temperature.
Turns the dial setting it to -1 kelvin (Yes I know it's impossible), instantly freezing everyone, including myself. As my frozen body falls, it turns the temperature back to the original temperature.
I spawn in time to hear the welcome from Knife, whose head I then bash against the fountain, killing him.
I slay you with a plot hole [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_temperature] I nitpick up.Zepherus14 said:
I respawn in Staples, grab a piece of paper, and make a paper airplane.
I fling it into the air, giving a random person a papercut that gets infected and later dies after their next post.
I fling it into the air, giving a random person a papercut that gets infected and later dies after their next post.
Ow! A papercut! I run to the sender, and drown him in the ridiculous amounts of blood spewing from my middle finger.
Then I die.
Then I die.
I respawn and am killed by Tox, and then respawn again. I go to a dollar store, and get the gigantic loonie that is in the store. I then roll it down the stairs, commencing an Indiana Jones scene for whoever is unlucky enough to be down there to try to outrun it.
I respawn and die of confusion, being crushed by a "gigantic loonie", the definition of which I do not know.
As thinker respawns, I yell over to him. "A loonie is a Canadian $1 money unit." I then slide down a floor on the trunk of a palm tree.The Thinker said:
I respawn, hear Zepherus, and yell back "I know, but what was a giant one doing in a pawn shop?" before running into a video store, watching all the original Mission Impossibles, and gaining the legendary powers of Barney. I then run into the Tetris store, intent on buying a I tetrimino (line block). However, since the store is out of those, I settle on buying a pet right Z tetrimino, who I name Ziggy.
I run into a hareware store, grabbing a teflon pipe, a couple of joints, and some super glue. I then go to a hair dressers to grab some 10 cans of hair spray.
I invent a machine that speeds up watches and plays chess. I get Ziggy to drop it on Zepherus, killing him.
A watch killed me? WHAT!?
I respawn, and run to the grocery store, and get a sack of potatoes. I also grab a BBQ lighter from the checkout desk, I make a break for my old body with the pipes and spray cans.
I respawn, and run to the grocery store, and get a sack of potatoes. I also grab a BBQ lighter from the checkout desk, I make a break for my old body with the pipes and spray cans.
Unfortunately, I've converted the watch-speeding chess-playing machine into a movie projector that induces the symptoms of a rare virus know as "The Plots", and also induces extreme sleepiness. I find Zeph, and shine it on him.
I swerve into the mall in my white 2007 Ford Focus. I kick open the door and a mountain of bottles and cans fall out onto the ground. I light my cigarette and bumble around the entrance, avoiding the mall as much as possible. I. Hate. The. Mall...
But I do like food. I stop in the Food Court. The fire and blood is a minor point my friends, as I listen to death metal and this stuff makes me feel welcome. It seems there has been a fight, and people were killed with Nintendo 64 and original X Box equipment. It also appears that there is, for the time being, an endless supply of chili cheese fries. Do I endeavor? Oh hell yes. All those minimum wage jobs means I work a fryer like a champ.
...BLAST! Chili in a mini riot is a bad idea. I barely make it to bathroom, and the toilet seat pays the price. I just became That Dude: the one who pooped on the seat. Hovering above the seat, I notice through the crack in the door that someone has followed me inside. It is a naked man. Shit just got real (weird). He perches on a urinal in a Thinker pose... but he never expected that I would have the first strike. I burst from the stall and hit him with a full blast of dookie. "My body is a weapon! Ahahahaha!" I scream as I run out of the destroyed bathroom.
But I do like food. I stop in the Food Court. The fire and blood is a minor point my friends, as I listen to death metal and this stuff makes me feel welcome. It seems there has been a fight, and people were killed with Nintendo 64 and original X Box equipment. It also appears that there is, for the time being, an endless supply of chili cheese fries. Do I endeavor? Oh hell yes. All those minimum wage jobs means I work a fryer like a champ.
...BLAST! Chili in a mini riot is a bad idea. I barely make it to bathroom, and the toilet seat pays the price. I just became That Dude: the one who pooped on the seat. Hovering above the seat, I notice through the crack in the door that someone has followed me inside. It is a naked man. Shit just got real (weird). He perches on a urinal in a Thinker pose... but he never expected that I would have the first strike. I burst from the stall and hit him with a full blast of dookie. "My body is a weapon! Ahahahaha!" I scream as I run out of the destroyed bathroom.
As the light is shined on me, I feel something come over me, "Come heroes! We must defeat the evils that live in this mall! But first, nap... tim...e...zzzzzzz" I collapse half way finished my potato cannon.