Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Zepherus14]

I respawn, and go to a marble slab icecream store, and get some mint chocolate chip icecream with M&Ms

 

[Knife-28]

I also go to Marble Slab ice-cream store, and get a chocolate fudge all the flavors, all of them. The resulting ice-cream cone stretches into the sky.

 

[Zepherus14]

I grab Knife's icecream and shove it down his throat. The resulting brainfreeze kills him.

 

[Averant]

I respawn in a laundromat, grab some stain remover, pour it on Eric and use his face to remove my death stain.

 

[Knife-28]

I also respawn inside the laundromat, except inside one of the washing machine. Unable to open it from the inside, I opt to tumble around in it.

 

[Knife-28]

Eric is crushed, one, because I am ROLLING around in the washing machine, and two, because of this poor grasp of said rolling washing Mashona crushing.

 

[Knife-28]

I continue to roll around, crashing throught the front 'Wee!' and crushing Eric, again.

 

[Averant]

I run back to the laundromat and get in a washing machine. Turning it on, I yell "JOUSTING MATCH!" and get inside. I tumble full speed towards knife. And then tumble full speed past knife because I have no way to steer this damn thing.

But it's ok, because Eric is in my path anyway. Stay still, Eric.

 

[Knife-28]

Unable to see where I'm actually going, I tumble into the fountain, and sink to the bottom. Unfortulently, because the washing machine is air tight, suffer a painful death from lack of oxygen.

 

[Knife-28]

I tackle Eric, and we both get crushed by Averant's washing machine.

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn in a another pet store, and look at the hermit crabs with the painted shells. I then look up and see the pythons... "Ooooo..."

 

[Knife-28]

I stand outside the pet store, watching Zeph be killed. "It looks like hes *Puts on sunglasses* got crabs." I say, before said crabs burst throught the front window of the shop and kill me.

 

[Knife-28]

I laugh at Eric laughing at my misforture. Then I slap him around with a TV antenna.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spawn in a Staples, and begin sellotaping pens and pencils and an Easy Button [http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/easybutton/] to my chest.
Then I run out, and jump onto Knife, aiming to ram the writing utensils into him so deeply the Easy Button is pressed.
"I HOPE SOMEONE RATES THE DIFFICULTY OF THIS KILL!" I yell, foreshadowing the possible Easy Button-pressing.