Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

I emerge for air and climb out. "Now... I wonder where he got that shirt... Meh, I'll go find people to kill. I'm surprised he seems to be alive..." I muse, then chase the rhinoceros.

 

[Zepherus14]

I charge in with the mighty vacuum cleaner and start sucking up all the balls in the ball pool.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I point Life-Raker at Zeph. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! Unorthodox weapons at now." I say.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Ok just one second, almost got all the balls for the pool!" I say as I watch the pool drain. "Ok! I choose this high powered vacuum cleaner!"

OoC: It's battery operated, has hyper suck and blow features and I'm standing on it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I choose... THE LIFE-RAKER!" I declare declaratively, raising the weapon.
Coincidentally, a yellow and red starburst screen appears on the very large TV behind me.

Spoiler: It looks like this:

I rush at Zeph and do a sweet-ass ninja-style leaping thrust...
Then I stab the rake at Zeph.
Hah, sexual humour...

 

[Zepherus14]

As Twibly leaps at me, I switch the vacuum from suck to blow. Balls from the ball pit launch at Twibly, hitting him in the face.

OoC: Two can play at that game... =P

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I flop backwards and smack into the side of the ball-pit and crack my skull. "Hah... I got blown to death..." I say as I fall to... China, apparently.

I respawn in a sports shop and get a baseball bat, tennis racket, hockey stick, cricket pads and a sweat band.

Spoiler: I drew this one too. BOREDOM!

 

[Zepherus14]

"No one can defeat the all mighty power of my vacuum cleaner!!" I shout as the vacuum cleaner races off looking for a new victim.

 

[Knife-28]

I am shot at high speed from Zeph's vacuum, hitting Trilby and sending us both flying into still exploding fireworks store.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Haha! Fear the amazing power that is the vacuum cleaner!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run around until I see Zeph, then I point my baseball bat at him. "I've come prepared for you and your balls." I say, waving the tennis racket.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Bring it on!!" I shouted as I charge at Twibly with my vacuum cleaner. Turning to the hyper suck feature, Twibly has trouble keeping his footing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Gah!" I gasp, then run away. "I wasn't expecting him to try and suck me off... *dramatic pause while I choose my words* the ground."
Zeph approaches, and I take my bat in both hands and swing at his face.

 

[Zepherus14]

I grab the vacuum handle part with both hands and block the bat swing. The crash of metal sounds throughout the entire mall!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Look! Your clanging woke the Kraken!" I yell distractingly, then upper-bat Zeph in the crotch.

 

[Zepherus14]

"AHH!! MA Ballz!" I fall on top of the vacuum cleaner, and it switches to blow. The gust launches the vacuum away from Twibly as I lie on top in pain.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The air makes me stagger, and I follow the vacuum.
I stand over Zeph, take my hockey stick and raise it over his head. "Ice to see you."
*THWACK*
I hit his face straight-on.

 

[Zepherus14]

I die, but the impact was enough to open the bag compartment of the vacuum cleaner. Twibly was bombarded with a rainbow of plastic balls.

I respawn back in the food court and grab some Mango Chicken from the one Chinesse food store.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I yelp at the horde of Zeph's balls, and begin hitting them with my tennis racket.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and grab the deadliest weapon known to man....THE CRICKET BAT!
I then enlighten Trilby to some Australian customs, most of them involving Cricket bats meeting faces.