Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

I perform a sweet-ass ninja-style leap and (mostly) decapitate Zeph with my two bread knives, then start driving around with my new allies Mr Body and Sir Head.

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn on the back of the cart, and pick up Sir Head. "You look familiar... Have I met you before?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I yelp in fear and do some specifically NOT sweet-ass, or ninja-style, moves and buck Zeph, Mr Body and myself off the cart.
I land in a hat shop, and decide to declare myself Baron von Hattington.

 

[Zepherus14]

I grab one of those beer helmets, and headbutt Twibly.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I resist getting lamped by wearing a trilby.
Trilbyception.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and walk over to Eric. "A gun that shoots killer bees eh?" I say, "Well I counter with *Drematic Reveal* the

CANDY CORN HANDGUN

!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I gather up many hats and get back on the cart, then drive dangerously around.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I respawn on top of the cake crushing it. In a blind fit of rage I dive into the shadows and bite out Trilby's jugular vein.

 

[Zepherus14]

I find a vending machine and smash it grabbing to root beers and a 'Sir Fizzy'z Absurdly Fizzy Drink in a Can'... I stick the two root beers into the beer helmet, and start to shake the third. Eventually the pop was about to burst and I walk over to the nearest person and offer it to someone.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive violently at Zeph's face (and the rest of his body too).

 

[Zepherus14]

I throw the pop can at the cart, hopping the little knock will make the pop can explode.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The can doesn't explode, but it bounces up and hits me in the face. I swerve and bump into Zeph side-on. "You got my trilbies wet. FOR THAT, YOU MUST DIE!" I say, then I pounce on Zeph, grab a can of soda and turn it into...

club soda.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

The can doesn't explode, but it bounces up and hits me in the face. I swerve and bump into Zeph side-on. "You got my trilbies wet. FOR THAT, YOU MUST DIE!" I say, then I pounce on Zeph, grab a can of soda and turn it into...

club soda.

I respawn in a music store next to a drum set.

 

[Zepherus14]

"AH! CLUB SODA! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!" I scream.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make a sad face. "WHY WOULD YOU EAT MY HAT!" I yell, then give Bryghtside a Glasgow Grin with a breadknife.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Trilby! Look over there!" I point in a random direction. "A DISTRACTION!!"

 

[Knife-28]

Using a piece of wiring like a vine, I swing along and grab SirBryghtside. "Never fear, I will save you!" I say, before he slips out of my hands and into the broken glass store.
"..."
"Well shit"

 

[Zepherus14]

I watch as a guy named Zap Brannigan get attacked by Eric. "Well that was odd."

"Trilby? Can you get off me now?"