Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Knife-28]

I rollover and stab Demonjazz in the groin.

 

[Demonjazz]

ahhhhh man why my balls why with my last breath I curse Zoidberg

 

[Demonjazz]

I spawn at the store of books to make large zany weapons ya found the dummies guide to making polar bear launchers and I start building

 

[Knife-28]

I watch Demonjazz. "It's....beautiful...." I say, looking at the polar bear launcher.

 

[Demonjazz]

I fire the polar bear launcher at knife "That one is from the Golden Compass

 

[Zepherus14]

"MORE BUBBLES!!" I shout as I fire another wave at demon and Knife.

 

[Demonjazz]

Going to sleep guys bye

 

[Knife-28]

"Haha!" I say to Zeph, "Your bubbles are ineffective against my googles!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I creep up on Zeph and butcher him with my bread knives.

 

[Demonjazz]

I come in "hello anybody home"

 

[Zepherus14]

I Sneak up behind demon and stuff the bubble machine into his windpipe. "I'd say. 'It's time to wash that dirty mouth of your's.' but you didn't say anything bad. Oh well..." I shrug.

 

[Demonjazz]

I yank it out of my throat and launch a polar bear at you

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn next to Eric. "Yes, of course they are." I says, before snapping my fingers and causing Erics hands to dissappear.

 

[Demonjazz]

hhmm the old mall fight I remember was updated every minute or so what happened

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I spawn in a Mattress store. I proceed to make a fort out of all the mattresses and declare myself king of the mattresses!

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find the mattress store. "Hello?" I yell. I put on my Royal Trilby (a black trilby with a crown sellotaped to it).

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I peek out of the fort. "Hello! That's a nice trilby!" I say.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Those are very nice mattresses. Can I come in?" I grin.