Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

I peer out of the mattress bunker. "Yes, there's someone here. And another someone. Two someones." I reply.

 

[Demonjazz]

"hhm I claim this land to polar bears" start shooting armoured polar bears

 

[DJ_DEnM]

"I'm that other someone!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"FREEDOM!" I yell, then stab myself in the brain.
I spawn inside the polar bear and punch my way out of it.
"Fuck yeah." I say. Then I pick up the polar bear, commit suicide and respawn in Fort Mattress.
"Fuck yeah."

 

[DJ_DEnM]

"...Welcome back. Do you know where I can get materials to reinforce the fort?"

 

[Knife-28]

I look at the disimbowled polar bear in front of my fort, then the mattress fort. "Of course you realise this means war." I say, before descending from the battlements and readying the book catapult.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on the bear corpse and do a dance. "Heh. Imma bear." I chuckle.

 

[Knife-28]

I launch a book over the battlements, hitting Trilby in the face. "Now is the TWILIGHT of you discontent!" I yell, before pelting him with more sparkly vampire fiction.

 

[Demonjazz]

I quickly stab knife with a sharpend stick and take the book launcher "Now is um the wait let me get the right book"

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in my bookfort and conk Demonjazz over the head, retriving my book catapult in the process. "Now that I have this back, would you care to help me defend the book fort here from Trilby and DJ DEnM?" I ask him.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

"Why is this happening to me?!" I panic. I run into the backroom and try to find something useful.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the copy of Twilight.
"I have never been so insulted in all my life!" I yell, bursting from the fort in the bearskin.

 

[Knife-28]

I get Demonjazz to continue the barage of books on Trilby, and then walk over to Over. "The food court is right over there!" I say, picking him up and throwing him into Domino's.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jump on Knife and maul him to death with the bear paws, then walk to the Domino's as well.

 

[Demonjazz]

He you guys stop moving I'm trying to line up a shot

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Is still hiding in the back of the store q_q.
"You know what?! NO!" I charge and tackle Demonjazz, and eat his face.

 

[Demonjazz]

I spawn in the the zany store of books well might as well start building a fort of books reinforced with these pillows and steel girders with a underground system of secret tunells all made in a matter of secons

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I spawn in a seemingly derelict section of the mall and shout
"Hey... um... is it still cool to be here... Anyb--"
I notice a small glinting object in a trashcan which upon further inspection is a copy of the latest beyonce CD. I fashion the disc into a throat cutting implement and disappear into the shadows...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I'm feeling a bit bad after having your balls all over my body." I explain. "So I'm here for some pizza."

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in my book fort and look at the DJ DEnM sized hole in the wall. "Huh." I say, before I beat him to death with a book and patch the hole in my battlements.