Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear the sound of book cracking on person. I take out my trusty hoe and run to the book fort.
I offer Knife a trilby.

 

[Knife-28]

I take the trilby, and wear it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can I come in your fort? I can bring over an unquantifiable number of mattresses." I say.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Yes." I say, mounting an automated book catapult on the battlements of my fort.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk in and start reading a load-bearing copy of Game of Thrones.

 

[Knife-28]

Fortulently the only thing the book is supporting is a table, and by taking it, Trilby causes a bowling ball to roll off the table and land on his foot.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was a completely pointless set-up! The fuck?" I yelp.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I respawn in a nearby arcade.

I proceed to build an arcade fort o3o

 

[Demonjazz]

Hmmm it's rather lonely in this fort dododo hmmm boring I'm going to sleep

 

[Knife-28]

I look down from the bookforts battlements to see Over killing Trilby. "How the hell'd you get in my bookfort?!" I say.

 

[Knife-28]

"But, we're in a book fort..." I say, pointing at the surrounding litereature.

 

[Knife-28]

"I'll have a look." I say, before ducking down behind the battlements then reapearing a moment later with the book. "Yes, yes we do." I then through the book at Over's face. Hard.

 

[Knife-28]

>.>
<.<
I push the ladder backwards off the battlements.

 

[Knife-28]

The wall trembles, and with a cry of "Ohhhh Shhiiitttt.", I fall with it, trapping both me and Over under the rubble.

 

[Knife-28]

"I...um...what?" I say, taken by surpise by the question. While thinking of a response, I notice the letter opener laying just within arms reach. I work on freeing my arm so I can grab it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the letter opener, then at Knife. I kick him in the face.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I break some of the older arcade cabinets and make a sword out of their scraps.

 

[Knife-28]

Due to the weakened structure of the book fort, more of it collapses, crushing Trilby, Over and myself. I then respawn and take control of DJ DenM's matress fort.

 

[Knife-28]

I look over the battlements of the matress fort to see Over standing there looking all pyromainiatic.
"Awww hell naww." I say, before unleashing the deadliest weapon in my arsonal...THE SOFT CUSHION!

 

[Knife-28]

I continue to pelt Over with soft cushions. Like, literal soft cushions.