Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Knife-28]

The flaming arrow causes all the spriklers to activate, all of them. Needless to say the Mall is quickly starting to flood.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn behind over wielding a sharp rake.
"YOU RANG?" I say ominously.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I block the bat with my arm and headbutt Over repeatedly.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I use other arcade cabinets and tokens to make a token gun.

 

[Knife-28]

The Mall continues to flood and I make a boat out of some spare matresses.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Makes a boat out of arcade cabinets. "This place sure has a lot of arcade cabinets."

 

[Knife-28]

As the water rises, I find that matresses don't make good boats, so I swim over to DJ DEnM's boat and climb aboard.

 

[Knife-28]

The pet store floods and all the venomous snakes drown. Except for the sea snakes. They're fine.

Oh, and I guess the piranhas are released as well.

 

[Knife-28]

I abandon DJ DEnM in my matress boat, then try to ram Over's canoe with the arcade cabinet boat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb into the canoe. "ONWARDS, for Destiny!" I declare, pointing my rake at a strip club announcing the new dancer named Destiny in neon.
"Knife! Come with us!" I yell. "Or I lobotomise you."

 

[Knife-28]

Unfortulenty, the strip club floods, drownign all inside and polluting the waters with dirty lingerie. Meanwhile, I ram the canoe while Trilby and Over are distacted.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I jump from my boat and stab Knife with my Arcade sword. I retake my boat.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in 'Billy Bobs Boating Bonanza' and steal a motorboat, which I then use to run over DJ DEnM.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I respawn in the nearby maintenance hall where I find a drain. I unplug the drain so the mall stops flooding. I then shoot Knife with my Token gun.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Dies and respawns. "I'LL GET YOU!"

I start chasing Over frantically while waving my arcade sword

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn and hit DJ DenM over the head with a box.
A box filled with poision lobsters that is.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I respawn and trap Knife in a cage. Which I proceed to weld to the floor. "Get out of that!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle along after Over.
And by that, I mean I drag the canoe along the ground with the paddle.

 

[The Night Angel]

I give Knife a knife, now he has a way out..... not a good one though.

 

[Knife-28]

"Thank you kindly good sir." I say to Night Angle, committing Sepuku and respawning next to the cage. I then return his knife to it's propor place, his chest.