Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Eric set the fire...on fire...." I say, the resulting lack of logic causing my head to explode. I then respawn again and grab a cricket bat, I then start sneaking up on DJ DEnM.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I use the five D's of Dodgeball:
Dodge
Duck
Dip
Dive
Dodge!

In a random direction.

 

[Knife-28]

That random direction is straight towards me, catching me off guard. I swing my cricketbat at random, hoping to his DJ DEnM.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I respawn and run after Knife with a titanium spork.

 

[Knife-28]

"No, not.....THE SPORK!!!!!!"
I flail my cricket bat at DJ DEnM.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I weave and bob (Boxing training helped!) and gouge Knife's left eye out, so he can see himself getting beaten by a spork.

 

[Knife-28]

"Agh!" I wack DJ DEnM over the head with the cricket bat.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I finish killing Knife just in time to not get knocked out from the paddling of the Cricket bat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*stumbles in*

*is jumped by mall security and brutally beaten to death with a water noodle*

 

[Knife-28]

Fun fact, 'Mall Security' that just pounced Redlin were actually golums made from water noodles.
Now that that little tidbit of infomation is out of the way, I respawn and light the Water Noodle Golums on fire.
It dosn't do much.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Respawns*

I need something to fight with...

*jumps into the Mall's RONA store and grabs an Adjustable Ground Spike*

*swings with all his might and knocks off the head of a Golumn*

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn.
"FOR NARNIA!"
I then charge in and start hitting golums with my cricket bat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*finishes off last Golumn*

Why, hello there.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah, a newcomer, welcome!" I say, before smashing my cricket bat over Redlin's head.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I tackle EricDraven while yelling "LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINNNSSSSS". While he's on the ground I snap his neck off and plant a white flag where it was.

(Captcha: umbrella corporation. THEY DO EXIST )

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Respawns and runs into hardware store again, hiding*

 

[Knife-28]

I follow Redlin into the hardware store. "Oh Reddie, come out and play-ay..." I call out.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I tackle Knife in hopes of reviving this topic and snap his neck.