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NaR: "Well, you guys go ahead and rest up. I think I'm going to head outside and clear my head."
[HEADING=2]OUTSIDE...[/HEADING]
NaR steps out onto the deck and leans over the rail. It's a dreary night. Fog rolls in over the ocean's surface.
RaN (S): "You know what you have to do."
NaR: "I'm not going to leave these guys here."
RaN (S): "You have to. The whole multiverse is screwed if we don't-"
NaR: "What's this shit about 'we'? I've been doing all the work. You've just been giving me vague info. You know what? Fuck you! I've been doing just fine not having to listen to your bullshit."
RaN (S): "... You can't ignore me forever."
NaR: "I don't have to. I've got six lives left. What do you think about that?"
NaR waits for an answer, but doesn't get a response.
NaR: "That's what I thought."
NaR cracks open a bottle of Rolling Rock and drinks down half the bottle. He thinks about his past and future.
[HEADING=2]OUTSIDE...[/HEADING]
NaR steps out onto the deck and leans over the rail. It's a dreary night. Fog rolls in over the ocean's surface.
RaN (S): "You know what you have to do."
NaR: "I'm not going to leave these guys here."
RaN (S): "You have to. The whole multiverse is screwed if we don't-"
NaR: "What's this shit about 'we'? I've been doing all the work. You've just been giving me vague info. You know what? Fuck you! I've been doing just fine not having to listen to your bullshit."
RaN (S): "... You can't ignore me forever."
NaR: "I don't have to. I've got six lives left. What do you think about that?"
NaR waits for an answer, but doesn't get a response.
NaR: "That's what I thought."
NaR cracks open a bottle of Rolling Rock and drinks down half the bottle. He thinks about his past and future.
NaR: "Me neither buddy."
NaR drinks down the rest of the bottle and lets it slip out of his fingers. It splashes against the water's surface.
NaR: "I'm gonna catch some sleep. G'night."
He walks through the ship and crashes in the closest bed he can find.
NaR drinks down the rest of the bottle and lets it slip out of his fingers. It splashes against the water's surface.
NaR: "I'm gonna catch some sleep. G'night."
He walks through the ship and crashes in the closest bed he can find.
"Dalek training from a digital spirit of me from an alternate future.", I say, "In any other instance, that wouldn't make a lick 'a sense."
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"You got it?"
I turn to Ren, "He didn't; he ask 'OTQxNDMyNDM0MzE1MTI2NTkzMjEwNTQ4NzIzOTA0ODY4Mjg1MTI5MTM0NzQ4NzYwMjc2NzE5NTkyMzQ2MDIzODU4Mjk1O
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I turn to Ren, "He didn't; he ask 'OTQxNDMyNDM0MzE1MTI2NTkzMjEwNTQ4NzIzOTA0ODY4Mjg1MTI5MTM0NzQ4NzYwMjc2NzE5NTkyMzQ2MDIzODU4Mjk1O
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I throw my Proton Cannon in the air, slash and dodge the fireballs, jump up, and blast Tox again.