Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

Lowering level of Ren to 1:REASON:For fucking stupid and not knowing your in the pause menu! Stupid. Don't you read Connor's Post?

Tox is blasted back next to the boombox, not being held by Ren cause he is in the pause menu. Jesus is killed.

All Zombies killed
Boombox not recovered
Jesus defeated

 

[RaNDM G]

*cue applause*

 

[Knife-28]

Kinfe climbs out of the wrecked escape pod with a shocked expression on his face. "Holy crap, I think I just killed Jesus!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

The boombox starts playing a new song, even though the chicken dance is an infinite loop anyways.


ROUND COMPLETE!

For completing the Secret objective, every player gains a life!

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Now what?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Opening loading screen, loading round two

"AW GOD DAMN IT" yells Tox, thinking he would be important to advancing the plot. He isn't.

All the players are teleported to a empty landscape, but the floor looks like the Newgrounds page for Madness Combat 4, the flash loading.

 

[Ren3004]

"Nope."

 

[Connor Lonske]

OK, don't tell the Auditor I did this, but I'm raising Ren's level back to whatever. Real Real Connor told me to do it.-Thread A.I.

Ren's powers restored!

The loading bar closes onto 100 percent.

 

[Ren3004]

I take a deep breath and press the Play button.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Everyone spawns into two Bently R series cars, driving down a one way road at night. It leads directly to the offices of A.G.H.W. and their club known as "Club M," which tonight is having a DJ OFF with SEAN HODGES and the famous DJ clown, TRICKY.

Objectives:
Fuck up the party
Kill 2 leet agents
Kill 40 grunts
Kill 2 smokers

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK" says Ren and they start the 1 mile walk to the offices.

 

[Ren3004]

I start the car, set it on fire and make it go down the road into the club. Then I runover to the club, firing energy blasts randomly.

 

[Ren3004]

I make all the cigarettes in the club explode, killing the people smoking them.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Party not fucked up
0/2 leet agents killed
23/40 grunts killed
7/2 smokers killed

As the players go deeper into the offices, they hear techno playing.


The club is close, and from the sound of things, underground.

 

[Ren3004]

I make the ground explode, but only a bit of the floor is destroyed.

"We need to go deeper."

 

[Connor Lonske]

5 grunts die, but that isn't the club, that's the clubs bathroom which is also underground. Two leet agents walk in, look up at the hole and fire they desert eagles up at the players.

 

[Ren3004]

I freeze some grunts behind me and cover the floor with TNT. Then I cast a shield around us and set the TNT on fire.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The leet agents explode, good thing too, they are much more intelligent zombies.

"Why would that mater?" says Tox.

...The players jump down the hole. The music switches, as the other DJ takes his spot, the earler getting coffee upstairs.

 

[Ren3004]

I shoot a fireball at the DJ.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The fire ball doesn't kill the DJ because Ren's in the underground club bathroom. However it breaks a hole in the wall showing the DJ, who is not Tricky the Clown, but Sean Hodges, a harmless bystander. He keeps playing cause he is too cool for that shit.

Party not fucked up
Agents killed
28/40 grunts killed
Overkill on Smokers