Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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A few of the grunts hold M9 pistols and fire them in the direction of Ren with poor aim but in large numbers and at a high rate of fire.
Waffles and Tox don't give a shit and dance.
Waffles and Tox don't give a shit and dance.
[HEADING=1]Elsewhere in Nevada[/HEADING]
The auditor sits at his desk. He is messaged by Jesus.
JC:Grunts not doing well...
AD:Go in.
[HEADING=1]Back at the players[/HEADING]
Boss engaged, SPAWNING IN THREE...TWO...ONE
A simple looking Jesus spawns. He has the powers of matter movement(can move objects and dead bodys), zombification, and defensive magic. No weapons. Can redirect bullets and has very very high perception.
He zombifies all the still intact body and rips the golem in half with his matter moving powers, NaR gets lightly crushed by the uper-half, not seriously harmed, but incapacitated.
OOC=RaN I edit my post
The auditor sits at his desk. He is messaged by Jesus.
JC:Grunts not doing well...
AD:Go in.
[HEADING=1]Back at the players[/HEADING]
Boss engaged, SPAWNING IN THREE...TWO...ONE
A simple looking Jesus spawns. He has the powers of matter movement(can move objects and dead bodys), zombification, and defensive magic. No weapons. Can redirect bullets and has very very high perception.
He zombifies all the still intact body and rips the golem in half with his matter moving powers, NaR gets lightly crushed by the uper-half, not seriously harmed, but incapacitated.
OOC=RaN I edit my post
Tox: "Wait, what's going on?"
NaR: "We're kickin' some fuckin' ass, that's what's going on!"
Tox: "If so..."
Tox takes the sawed-off shotgun from his holster and fires into the crowd of undead.
The Golem is cut in half by an unseen force. The upper torso crashes on top of NaR, causing him to lose a life. He crawls out from under the rubble and discovers a man dressed in simple garments wandering the battlefield. Knowing that nothing is ever as it seems, NaR strikes at him, only to discover that it is Jesus Christ.
NaR: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ punches NaR in the gut, pushing him into a crowd.
NaR: "We're kickin' some fuckin' ass, that's what's going on!"
Tox: "If so..."
Tox takes the sawed-off shotgun from his holster and fires into the crowd of undead.
The Golem is cut in half by an unseen force. The upper torso crashes on top of NaR, causing him to lose a life. He crawls out from under the rubble and discovers a man dressed in simple garments wandering the battlefield. Knowing that nothing is ever as it seems, NaR strikes at him, only to discover that it is Jesus Christ.
NaR: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ punches NaR in the gut, pushing him into a crowd.
The zombies start attacking the players, Jesus wonders what is with these guys. Also, NaR doesn't kick any ass cause he IS BEING CRUSHED BY A DEAD BODY OF A MONSTER.
The zombies numbers start to get low, Jesus has no choice.
SOLO ROUND!
Game paused
The players are teleported to a blank landscape temporally.
Please select solo round fighter for boss battle
SOLO ROUND!
Game paused
The players are teleported to a blank landscape temporally.
Please select solo round fighter for boss battle
Player Selected: TOX
Tox teleports out of the pause menu and back into the game. The boom box lays 20 feet from him. Jesus has spawned 20 zombies to stop him. Jesus is floating behind the boom box.
Weapon usage:Locked
OBJECTIVE
layer must kill zombies with magic, retrieve boom box, and defeat Jesus, in any order the player pleases.
[HEADING=2]BEGIN[/HEADING]
Tox teleports out of the pause menu and back into the game. The boom box lays 20 feet from him. Jesus has spawned 20 zombies to stop him. Jesus is floating behind the boom box.
Weapon usage:Locked
OBJECTIVE
layer must kill zombies with magic, retrieve boom box, and defeat Jesus, in any order the player pleases.[HEADING=2]BEGIN[/HEADING]
The zombies continue at Tox, some dieing of frost bite.
6/20 zombies killed
Boombox unreceived
Jesus undefeated
6/20 zombies killed
Boombox unreceived
Jesus undefeated
The zombies defeated via burns, the tree catches on fire and falls on the dancing grunt everyone ignored.
*SECRET OBJECTIVE COMPETE!*
Jesus lands and does the Kung-Fu hand signal for "Bring it"
All zombies killed
Boombox not recovered
Jesus undefeated
Secret:Dancing Man Killed
*SECRET OBJECTIVE COMPETE!*
Jesus lands and does the Kung-Fu hand signal for "Bring it"
All zombies killed
Boombox not recovered
Jesus undefeated
Secret:Dancing Man Killed
[HEADING=1]Back at the Auditor's base[/HEADING]
JC:There cheating.
AD:I'll take care of it.
Jesus, ticked of, holds Tox by the neck and raises him from the ground for being a unholy dick.
JC:There cheating.
AD:I'll take care of it.
[HEADING=1]Back at the Tox's loaction[/HEADING]
Jesus, ticked of, holds Tox by the neck and raises him from the ground for being a unholy dick.
"I got to get out of here!" Kinfe thinks to himself as he slinks back aboard the ship, heading for the escape pods. He ducks into the first one he finds, and, ignoring the battle outside, hits the large red button marked 'Launch' and the pod rockets out of the ship....straight into Jesus.